Twitter 11/3 - Sockness manipulating Chris to trust only him; Chris turns against Null

[Chrus Chundlur]

I laughed my ass off at some of the stuff Wise got Chris to put into his comics

I always wondered about that "butter law" they imposed on CWCVille that is mentioned in passing on the chats/comic.

Although most probably it was just some idiotic "CWCVille citizens are obliged by law to drink 1 gallon of butter a day..... BECAUSE CHRIS IS FAT! LOLOLOL HURR DURR"

 

[Kcidkcussdom]

Oh man. Does this mean Chris will finally log back into his account here?

Doubtful. He will just virtue signal on his social media about how everyone needs to avoid Null to not be "possessed by the demon". Basically, it's another Monday for Chris.

 

[deodorant]

I always wondered about that "butter law" they imposed on CWCVille that is mentioned in passing on the chats/comic.

Although most probably it was just some idiotic "CWCVille citizens are obliged by law to drink 1 gallon of butter a day..... BECAUSE CHRIS IS FAT! LOLOLOL HURR DURR"

We would know if this was the case by now, as Chris would most likely have passed away from heart failure.

 

[Tikbalang]

In the end of the day, Chris thanked the idea guys for telling him to shit on the floor.

We would know if this was the case by now, as Chris would most likely have passed away from heart failure.

I think he'll get killed by sockness through taint penetration

 

[A Grey Cat]

In the end of the day, Chris thanked the idea guys for telling him to shit on the floor.

He sees more in the idea guys then he ever will in null and the captian, aka the gaurd dogs who tried to save him.

 

[Tikbalang]

He sees more in the idea guys then he ever will in null and the captian, aka the gaurd dogs who tried to save him.

Should be there a "Delusional Anonymous", a rehab for people like Chris?

 

[Time of Space]

Now that it's been shown that Chris will even throw one of the people who arguably helped the most under the bus, will faggots finally stop to try and "help" him?

What happened to not interfering with the cows?

But if they had the capacity to learn, they wouldn't think about attempting it in the first place.

 

[The handsome tard]

Should be there a "Delusional Anonymous", a rehab for people like Chris?

There is, its called a fucking asylum. Sadly, those dont work as effectively because of political white knights pretending to give a shit to tards. Now they are set loose and shitting on our streets and voting democrat

Now that it's been shown that Chris will even throw one of the people who arguably helped the most under the bus, will faggots finally stop to try and "help" him?

What happened to not interfering with the cows?

But if they had the capacity to learn, they wouldn't think about attempting it in the first place.

We are still human at the end of the day, we have empathy for those less fortunate than us, the issue is that we assume that they just got unlucky and were screwed over by stuff beyond their control, which turns out to not be case a lot of times...they are just useless dumbasses like Chris
So we help, either out of just compassion or/and to make us feel better about ourselves, then we slowly realize how ungrateful and selfisg they are and we properly learn a valuable lesson in just letting social failures be because they will NEVER appreciate your effort and sacrifice.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

As usual, just when you start feeling bad for Chris, he does something that makes all your sympathy vanish.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Chris didn't punch the gift horse in the mouth, he's selling it to the glue factory.

You know what Christian would do if he received a gift horse. (Ship himself with it)

 

[Tookie]

Seroconversion Saga incoming.

 

[TV's Adam West]

There is, its called a fucking asylum. Sadly, those dont work as effectively because of political white knights pretending to give a shit to tards. Now they are set loose and shitting on our streets and voting democrat



We are still human at the end of the day, we have empathy for those less fortunate than us, the issue is that we assume that they just got unlucky and were screwed over by stuff beyond their control, which turns out to not be case a lot of times...they are just useless dumbasses like Chris
So we help, either out of just compassion or/and to make us feel better about ourselves, then we slowly realize how ungrateful and selfisg they are and we properly learn a valuable lesson in just letting social failures be because they will NEVER appreciate your effort and sacrifice.

Handsome jack calling democrats delusional and teaching me about empathy is the definitive kiwi farms experience.

 

[The handsome tard]

Handsome jack calling democrats delusional and teaching me about empathy is the definitive kiwi farms experience.

You are welcome, bandit.

 

[King Kiwi]

Doubtful. He will just virtue signal on his social media about how everyone needs to avoid Null to not be "possessed by the demon". Basically, it's another Monday for Chris.

I'd like to see him try.

 

[The handsome tard]

I didn't mention on a Chris thread that you feel bad for stuff happening to him like him getting a sonichu medallion up his ass.
That is, until he suddenly reminds you he deserves another one.

Jock is the new sonichu medallion, the target didn't change.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Chris has never had any friends and he never will. The only friends he has ever had are paid, exploiting his fame for themselves or trying to rip him off and abuse him. Chris does this to himself. He doesn't have a clue what it means to be a friend himself because he's never had one.

He did have a friend tho, and a good one. I know Dear Leader has the bedside manner of a Vogon who has just come last in Amateur Poetry Hour and won the turnip jam, but he looked out for, set up and stood in front of Chris just because it was the right thing to do.

Don't read me wrong, I'm not meaning that argumentatively - you're right, in that CWC has no recognition of or interest in anything outside his narrow boundaries so didn't put any value on it. But the really crappy thing is that he's trying to break up Nol's friend group (he's too solipsistic to even consider DL in a wider context; we're who he sees ergo we're Null's mates) and I think he knows logically that's a cunt move even if he can't understand it emotionally.

Altho the anti-kiw personal army banded behind Christine, our Righteous and Glorious Leader would be quite funny.

 

[The Pest]

That's because Chris has ALWAYS been an ungrateful prick. These two guys offered to spot him when he was short on cash at 7/11 but he took both the money and the snacks and ran off and he was extra pissy cause they called him "buddy" his only response was "it's ms. You jerks!"

Like an even gayer version of the IT'S MA'AM guy at GameStop

When did this 7/11 thing happen? Was that Null there or just some randoms?

 

[A Grey Cat]

When did this 7/11 thing happen? Was that Null there or just some randoms?

Some randoms the cwcki mentioned it in the Chris and money article.

 

[Spooky Bones]

When did this 7/11 thing happen? Was that Null there or just some randoms?

Random people who's report got filtered onto the farms, if I recall.

I don't really have anything original to say but this whole thing gives me the sads. Chris is a poster child for the failed mental health system that I worked most of my adult life for crossed with the modern degeneracy of the once-promising Internet that I spent too much of my young life on. Fukken feels. I go back again and again to see what that sperg is doing like the dog to his vomit because I think that something amusing might have happened but it just gets sadder and gayer and worse, just like most things have that were good circa 2008 (or whenever. But we've had fewer and fewer nice things as time goes on and '08 seems like as good a time as any to stick a fork in it...)

 

[Philosophy Phil]

"Null is evil"
in other news, water is wet.