Twitter 12/29/20 The merge is on. - ITS HAPPENING

[WM3227]

cue Christine suffocating Barb

 

[Jewthulhu]

>tfw no waifu
I hope the merge kills me

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Quick Kiwis! Claim your waifus before others can take them!

I tried but... Her mom is there too...

 

[SPARTAN-B312]

Umm guys? There's a Covenant assault carrier flying around now...

 

[ShiftyBoi]

INB4 Chris runs into a Denny's and sets himself on fire.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Barb hear something about chris going to join his cartoon friends before she hears the car start up in the garage, yet doesn't hear the garage door go up. She shrugs and goes back to sleep.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

>You wake up after spending another night alone
>You see that your favorite full sized body pillow is gone
>You're pissed
>Your waifu is gone
>Your mom must have snuck into the basement in the middle of the night and took her while you slept
>You smell a familiar smell
>Tendies
>You figure your mom must've made them for you as a way of saying sorry for getting rid of your semen-encrusted fuck pillow
>The basement door opens
>You get ready to chew her out
>But you don't see your mother
>Instead you see a blue haired goddess with cat ears and gigantic anime titties
>You call her by her name
>She closes her eyes and smiles
>"I brought your morning tendies, anon-kun"
>You ask where your mom is
>She says she anime-kicked her into space
>You get on the computer to read the local headlines
>They say cartoon characters as well as Sonic OCs are roaming the earth
>You look back at your smiling waifu
>You realized what happened
>The Merge...
>It's real
>You immediately get on your knees and praise the CPU Goddess for making this happen
>You know now who made anime real
>And her name is...
>Christine Weston Chandler

It would be fucking hilarious if it did happen but the odds of it happening are zero. Your waifu will never be real.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Time to assemble my reverse harem of husbandos

Fuck, I’m gonna have to buy way more food, maybe some extra blankets. I didn’t think this reverse harem through.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I've not gotten my husbando yet...

 

[Cubanodun]

Wonder if the Kamen rider fans are going to have our own country

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Wonder if the Kamen rider fans are going to have our own country

Ask Yuriofwind tomorrow.
I'm eating grenade fire here because I'm not programmed to actually hit the players on easy.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Please god please

Spoiler

 

[Chaos Theorist]

*chuckles* "Lets see how well your merge does against my stand KNUCKLES"

 

[Near]

Let's just hope Barb's demise wasn't what triggered this tweet.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Well, I guess I can expect to find myself lost in the backrooms with every fucked up piece of shit I've ever drawn.



IDK if that's any worse than we'd normally expect for 2021 anyway.

 

[heh]

That explains the big earthquakes in the Balkans over the last few days

 

[Rebel Wilson]

*chuckles* "Lets see how well your merge does against my stand KNUCKLES" View attachment 1817040

Is uli the only one that can defeat chris once the merge happens? Our deliverance is at hand and comes on waves of parallax scrolling.

 

[ogmudbone]

Barb hear something about chris going to join his cartoon friends before she hears the car start up in the garage, yet doesn't hear the garage door go up. She shrugs and goes back to sleep.

Implying the garage is being used for anything else but the hoard.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Can someone crash the plane and see if place is still standing? I mean, real estate price should be bottom low by now.

 

[Crankenstein]

So how long before Chris admits that nothing has happened yet? I'm betting he's going to larp on about how he can see the characters and will interact with them on screen when there is obviously nothing else there.

He won't admit anything. He'll just gloss over any fault as per usual. You're expecting decency from a creature that lacks it.