Two old webpages I've found

[CatParty]

As for "Story of My Current days"

Im surprised no teacher asked him what he meant by a "bus full of slow in the minds" or bothered to teach him about using respectful terms for the mentally handicapped. And tell him that he is basically the pot calling the kettle black.

wasn't written for a class.

 

[Misto]

Even then, I'm sure the majority his teachers mostly glossed over anything he wrote and just gave him a C or a B. It must have been obvious that he was not going anywhere in life so why bother? just give him a grade that will make him happy and focus on the students who do deserve attention.

 

[WWWWolf]

I've sen the Full Disclosure posting of Story Of My Current Days. Yep, it's on the DVD. But what I never figured out is what the hell is it doing on Full Disclosure. it's a mailing list for security vulnerabilities, not information leaks. Really odd.

 

[Picklechu]

Wow, for some reason I'd missed Story of my Current Days.

I've also figured out some NEW methods of attraction: pacing back-and-forth while watching a GBAVideo on
either my Game Boy Advance SP or my Nintendo DS. I did manage to catch the attention of some girls, but they were all
already paired-up with a JERK, or otherwise were updatable, due to their religion. But I did get a hug or two.

Man....This is so sad for some reason. They must have thought he was so special...
And I'm wondering if my religion she means Anna and her Mormonism ( I know she went with lesbian, but you never know).

Yeah, it was referring to Asspatter. This was written after the Pac Sun incident in which they met.

 

[Holdek]

It never fails to crack me up how he says that preparing an "attraction sign" was the most logical, sensible and foolproof thing to do. Hope he didn't dislocate his shoulder by patting himself on the back for coming up with such a brilliant idea.

He grew up buying into every ad. Of course he'd think taking that idea and applying it to dating is somehow pure genius. Chris's life has been nothing but copying something, modifying it so it's actually worse than the original, then acting smug about it. I fucking love it.

wow, Borb must of really been ignoring him at this time in his life to just let him go to the mall nearly every other day with all this shit.

She eventually told him it made him look retarded.

He grew up buying into every ad. Of course he'd think taking that idea and applying it to dating is somehow pure genius. Chris's life has been nothing but copying something, modifying it so it's actually worse than the original, then acting smug about it. I fucking love it.

I don't think it was so much him comprehending it as advertising for himself, but instead it is again another sign (no pun intended) of Chris' more passive nature and expecting people to just "get it." It would take effort and possible hurtful truths learned for him to walk up to a girl and just say, "Hi, I'm Chris. Just noticed you're wearing the same kind of lip gloss I like. Can I buy you a Coke and we can discuss makeup techniques?" or whatever. Instead, he breaks out the arts and crafts, makes himself a sign and expects any prospective girl to just be immediately attracted to a man carrying "Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my Sonichu Scrapbook."

There is being shy, and then there is being willfully inept, Chris.

And then there's just being a huge pussy, which is what Chris is.

As for "Story of My Current days"

Im surprised no teacher asked him what he meant by a "bus full of slow in the minds" or bothered to teach him about using respectful terms for the mentally handicapped. And tell him that he is basically the pot calling the kettle black.

wasn't written for a class.

Also no teacher is going to go:



"Chris, you are a retarded one too!"

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I've sen the Full Disclosure posting of Story Of My Current Days. Yep, it's on the DVD. But what I never figured out is what the hell is it doing on Full Disclosure. it's a mailing list for security vulnerabilities, not information leaks. Really odd.

Cuz it's hilarious and everybody needs to read it.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Man, that was the first time I ever read "Story of My Current Days" (since I was unaware thats what this was), even though he was still such a dipshit, he was simply a lot more autistically naive back then, instead of being the birdy, bitchy, grouchy, dipshit he is today.

What does birdy mean? I've been wondering that for a while.

To me, his mouth and area around it is starting to resemble a big beak.

And his hair is canary yellow (or at least it was when I coined the term).

His voice is like Big Bird's as well.

He's also got matchstick legs that supports a round torso.

 

[Ca Ira]

The funny thing is, even though I'd read 'The Story of my Current Days" before, rereading it in a context in which I wasn't sure whether it was genuine or not, it seemed like a bad, over-the-top imitation of Chris's writing (e.g., Megan has "Chaos Emerald-like Eyes.")

 

[deeman]

Realising that massive text is originally written on the Animal Crossing texting system...

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Wow. So he had autism way back then, too.

 

[Dr.Research]

Who the hell uses Tripod still? It's like Xanga, and it reminds me of the early internet days.

Last year for my gen. ed. computer class we had to make a website and tripod was one of the hosts we could use. Yes, it's terrible. And I wouldn't be shocked if it did attract OPL.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Realising that massive text is originally written on the Animal Crossing texting system...

And the stupid voice saying out every single, goddamn letter you type! I would never subject my part-autistc head to such torture. I dunno how Chris managed.

 

[Horde Prime]

Man. That's the first time I've actually read "The Story of my Current Days". It's kind of sad in a way. He was hopeful back then.

 

[scxthursday]

That, and in the song of Christian (where he recited his stupid poem about America and the high school kids singing, then screams about them swearing in his English class), he mentions he is still hoping for a little brother/sister in the future....even though both his parents were ancient. I honestly think that OPL didn't pay any attention in his Sex Ed class (probably trying to cover his eyes from the pictures of the JERKS pickles or so,etching), because if he did, he would have realized that the little brother/sister he wanted was not even possible.