Ty Beard - Bumbling Fat Wargames Nerd Lolyer High On His Own Farts

In my opinion, Ty neither qualifies for either an appreciation thread or a LOLcow thread. If he does need one, save it after everything else is said and done in WW. Even if he was to fail catastrophically to the point of becoming a punching bag for everyone, it wouldn't be all that entertaining to make fun of him because he doesn't have a tenth of the sperging LawTwitter has.
 
this thread is reminding me of metokur's; jackasses who want to make fun of ty but can't come up with reasonable jokes just mock the other kiwis for not making fun of the subject enough. the thread name was changed, people have been mocking ty as they see fit throughout the entire case, and acting like he was deified because kiwis don't hate him the way that we hate the other lawyers does not make for a "daddy issues" discussion. there are plenty of threads here that are low on vitriol but still plenty interesting. if you want to make fun of ty, do so; just don't get assblasted that you aren't funny when you fail at it.
 
this thread is reminding me of metokur's; jackasses who want to make fun of ty but can't come up with reasonable jokes just mock the other kiwis for not making fun of the subject enough. the thread name was changed, people have been mocking ty as they see fit throughout the entire case, and acting like he was deified because kiwis don't hate him the way that we hate the other lawyers does not make for a "daddy issues" discussion. there are plenty of threads here that are low on vitriol but still plenty interesting. if you want to make fun of ty, do so; just don't get assblasted that you aren't funny when you fail at it.
I just thought the title was funny and would cause sperging
 
You know, I still get a chuckle at the fact that Lemoine was 'breathlessly' checking for the file at midnight. Like was he hoping that would save his case?
 
You know, I still get a chuckle at the fact that Lemoine was 'breathlessly' checking for the file at midnight. Like was he hoping that would save his case?

To be fair he's always pretty breathless. General Grievous if he was a superlawyer with that West Nile of his.

Instead of lightsabers he wields his PowerPoint
 
I have considered in the past 'why didn't anyone look into Judge Chupp before this?' but hindsight is 20/20 and you can always make Nostradamus look right. If anyone looked into Chupp's history, they'd see that he is generally rated as 'excellent' and that he had a few appeals in his past. People would then respond to those appeals with 'we don't know the details of why Chupp ruled that way' and 'most judges have some appeals'. It's confirmation bias to look at the information now and see that it aligns with how he behaved in this case and say "Oh, we should have known."

According to everything I've heard, the only lawyer who had experience with Chupp in the past is Vic's new lawyer, who was advising Ty on how to behave with Chupp and could be argued as the person who helped Ty turn things around by the end of the hearing. The other lawyers didn't 'know how to behave', they just got lucky in that his sloppy courtroom behavior ended up in their favor. As Nick said, he ignored the law and screwed them over, too. It was just a net positive for them that he did, so they're not talking about it. Expecting Ty to be prepared for Chupp's behavior is just dumb. Even if he did the research up to and including knowing that Chupp's previous decision was overturned that week and so Chupp would likely be in a bad mood, no one would be able to know that Chupp's bad mood would turn against Ty. The defense had a bunch of crap they wanted to run that they weren't allowed to, as well. He could just have easily slapped them down instead and levied sanctions or something against them without letting them defend themselves from it.

I don't think Ty currently needs an appreciation or a criticism thread. It's too early in the case, and pretending it's 'lost' or anywhere near over is stupid. At best, it's heading toward a lull. Assuming that the defendants don't get bored and then go insane in the lull just to prevent it from going slower. But even had Ty been successful on all counts, it still would have gone into a lull period.

I don't know what kind of rose colored glasses you need to say it is too early in the case when half the defendants have been dismissed already, and it being a craps shoot if this case even goes any further.
 
I don't know what kind of rose colored glasses you need to say it is too early in the case when half the defendants have been dismissed already, and it being a craps shoot if this case even goes any further.

The kind of glasses that recognize what appeal courts are. It's outright stupid to say just because of one hearing 'oh, it's all but over', and just shows the general inexperience people commenting on it have with actual lawsuits. It doesn't matter what Chupp rules in a few days. Complete dismissal, partial dismissal, reversing all of his previous decisions (which he can choose to do) and putting it all forward? All three paths lead to the same result: appeals.

When people are done trying to appeal, only then can the case either progress or be said to be over. Appeals take multiple months even when they're expedited. This case is nowhere near over unless Vic and the defendants suddenly decide to settle. But suddenly settling is always a possibility. The only reasons people keep acting like it's somehow on its last legs are either because they sip the kickvic spin, they don't understand the legal process, or they've fallen for the illusion that the lawsuit finally having a normal lull period means it's somehow died because of how ridiculous it was earlier on.
 
The kind of glasses that recognize what appeal courts are. It's outright stupid to say just because of one hearing 'oh, it's all but over', and just shows the general inexperience people commenting on it have with actual lawsuits. It doesn't matter what Chupp rules in a few days. Complete dismissal, partial dismissal, reversing all of his previous decisions (which he can choose to do) and putting it all forward? All three paths lead to the same result: appeals.

When people are done trying to appeal, only then can the case either progress or be said to be over. Appeals take multiple months even when they're expedited. This case is nowhere near over unless Vic and the defendants suddenly decide to settle. But suddenly settling is always a possibility. The only reasons people keep acting like it's somehow on its last legs are either because they sip the kickvic spin, they don't understand the legal process, or they've fallen for the illusion that the lawsuit finally having a normal lull period means it's somehow died because of how ridiculous it was earlier on.
Fact is the appeals court may not even hear it. Again, it is a craps shoot if it even goes forward. Saying it is too early is a lot of optimism.
 
I'm expecting Thursday to be a non-event unless the Soye Boye shows up and attacks people with a remote control or threatens to murder the mediator, or shows up in a wife beater with Monica pregnant and with two black eyes.

Friday's what's interesting and I almost don't even give a fuck what Chupp does. Even throwing out the entire case wouldn't be much different than what's already happened and it's just going to the same place anyway.
 
I don't know what kind of rose colored glasses you need to say it is too early in the case when half the defendants have been dismissed already, and it being a craps shoot if this case even goes any further.
Its over when one party runs out of money or is tired of spending money. this can go on for years as long as there is money left.
 
I'm expecting Thursday to be a non-event unless the Soye Boye shows up and attacks people with a remote control or threatens to murder the mediator, or shows up in a wife beater with Monica pregnant and with two black eyes.

Friday's what's interesting and I almost don't even give a fuck what Chupp does. Even throwing out the entire case wouldn't be much different than what's already happened and it's just going to the same place anyway.
Its over when one party runs out of money or is tired of spending money. this can go on for years as long as there is money left.
Both of these scenarios are delightful to me. I can't pick which one I'd want more.
 
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