Ty Beard - Bumbling Fat Wargames Nerd Lolyer High On His Own Farts

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This is beyond baffling architecture.

Make your own best practices around getters, setters, properties, polymorphism and casting, and fucking follow them.

Edit: each “thing” you do in that snippet is done in two different ways. Each way is correct, but it’s a huge red flag when you see code snippets like that.

I mean, that's the whole point.... it's supposed to be ridiculous, convoluted and follow the laws of boomerism rather than real programming.
 
Caught this from twitter EAQhLQCXYAIQYUD.jpeg
 
I have to knock Ty for being a bit slow on the uptake. From the stream last night:

"Answer me this question: these people seem incredibly prone to ridiculously overstating things."

Come on, Ty. The first clue should have been calling someone a sexual predator and pedophile for hugging fans.

In Ty's defense, he admits he's been stunned on how stupid the other side has been, and just when he got used to it, they double down on the stupid. It's been a nonstop cascade of idiotic nonsense from the other side, and Ty, like most people, would have expected common sense to break out before now, but he understandably underestimated just how dumb the people he's litigating against can truly be.

Can't really blame him for that, even I'm still amazed at how dense these window lickers have been at times.
 
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Cross-posting from livestream thread:
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Ty Beard's first meme

Actually it's not.

His first, full bore Boomer-Meme was of the late, and truly great George C Scott as Patton congratulating us as magnificent bastards for saving them thousands of hours in discovery investigation, reducing their burden down to "can we get this verified?"
 
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His daughters made a shirt.
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after seeing the lady beards stream, i can read this in bri's voice and it makes perfect sense. what a wholesome family to make a shirt of a nerdy burn and then wear it on a weeb wars stream
 
Rewatch the stream. I hope after the vic case is over there will be more "Late Night with Screech and Percy". Ty is really entertaining and his rants will even put Nick on notice. Haha!
The fact that he cares enough to try and help law twitter understand the irreparable harm they are doing to their reputation really is touching.
 
His daughters made a shirt.
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I ordered one for my nephew. I got him hooked on Nick's stream and now he's firmly ISWV.
 
The Beard has his theme song now.

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The Beard has his theme song now.

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Although the music style isn't an exact match, I'd love it if someone with some animation skills made a music video in the style of Heavy Metal for this. Ty's favorite car being a Corvette just makes it all perfect.
 
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