CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION #Tycegate

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StallChaser said:
Slowly back out and close the door. Lock the door. Encase the room in concrete. Bury it deep down under the deserts of Nevada. Place warning signs for future generations never to approach the area.
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This is not a place of sick and realistic things.
No parkour is commemorated here.
Eli is here.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
That or his dad walked in on him huffing his own urine and shit and is now watching him like a hawk. I mean, how do you explain that shit to someone not exposed to retarded corners of the internet? You walk into your son's room, notice you can almost chew the smell of piss and shit only to turn and see your son huffing it out of a jug. What is the proper response to that?
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Nuke the site from orbit.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
That or his dad walked in on him huffing his own urine and shit and is now watching him like a hawk. I mean, how do you explain that shit to someone not exposed to retarded corners of the internet? You walk into your son's room, notice you can almost chew the smell of piss and shit only to turn and see your son huffing it out of a jug. What is the proper response to that?
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Make him a ward of the state.
 
Konstantinos said:
I wonder where Tyce first heard about jenkem. It's widely renowned as being a hoax so that makes me think he went on the Wikipedia page and didn't read to the part about it being fake or...

Actually, what am I talking about? Tyce reading? Knowing him he probably just went on Google images and deduced that it was real from looking at the pictures.
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I find the whole jenkem thing to be very hard to swallow.. FUCK HOW CAN THIS BE REAL?
Look at that award winning post:
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My brain has such a hard time accepting this.
 
I decided to read up the the jenkem hoax. Best thing I found was a DEA agent who said it was fake but someone was gonna be dumb enough to try it, enter tyce
 
Danger said:
I decided to read up the the jenkem hoax. Best thing I found was a DEA agent who said it was fake but someone was gonna be dumb enough to try it, enter tyce
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Well jenkem is real but it seems to be a somewhat rare thing that orphans do in Africa. The internet picked this up from an article and then trolled a teenager into trying it and he documented his progress online. Then everyone went nuts and the meme spread.

I have a feeling that this is part of a small set of things that jace and friends do as part of a false flag counter intelligence operation on this site.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
That or his dad walked in on him huffing his own urine and shit and is now watching him like a hawk. I mean, how do you explain that shit to someone not exposed to retarded corners of the internet? You walk into your son's room, notice you can almost chew the smell of piss and shit only to turn and see your son huffing it out of a jug. What is the proper response to that?
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Military School is considered traditional in these circumstances..
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
I have a feeling that this is part of a small set of things that jace and friends do as part of a false flag counter intelligence operation on this site.
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OBAMATRON said:
It just came out of left field and I wonder if Tyce isn't just taking us and Jace for a :ruse:. Not that anything else is fake, I just don't trust Tyce. He did something similar when we made a big deal (or big joke) out of his skeletons and all of a sudden he starts tweeting #Skeletonwar shit. Also happened with analchest.
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See I am almost going for this theory myself just because it would almost make sense to him. Take it apart and think about it, here's the formula for such a master ruse:
  • Make everyone think I am a slightly bigger retard than everyone already knows I am
  • In reality I am actually slightly LESS of a retard than everyone already knows I am, but I am STILL a total retard
  • ???
  • #TYCED
On one level, I can totally see him applying that logic because none of his pranks seem to make any sense and most of them are self-defeating or pointless and he can't plan ahead worth shit. On the other hand, I don't think Tyce is the kind of person to ever be self-ridicule, becuase I don't think a concept of "self" actually exists inside of him. He is literally a clinical psychopath and has no conceptual understanding of what other people think of him, and wouldn't care even if he did know. This is why he acts like a fucking feral child and completely ignores every rule of social conduct known to man, because the opinions of others are physically incapable of effecting him. His mind is incapable of grasping the concept of "outward presentation".

If you notice, EVERYTHING he uses to describe himself "anarchist, blade warrior, gangsta, whatever" is all basically just hobbies/things he likes to do rather than actual character traits. They're all just roles. They aren't personalities. In contrast, Jace comes up with hilarious shit like "Some people say I'm a little rough around the edges. Some people think I don't play by the rules. They're right."

Ergo, I don't see it possible that he would consider "acting" or "rusing" anything about himself, because the thought would never occur to him of how other people would look at him as a result of that ruse. Even all of his pranks - the "falling over prank" for example - none of them involve actually acting different as much as doing something different. It's might seem like a small difference but it has huge ramifications.
 
A-№1 said:
Military School is considered traditional in these circumstances..
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I had a roommate at college who was sent to military school, it apparently didn't improve him at all since when I roomed with him he would have fit right in as a Deagle Nation member. To the point, I don't think Tyce is a fixable case, honestly hospitalization/rehab (with all the shit he tries, he has to be addicted to something) and a group home would suffice for him.
 
EleSigma said:
I had a roommate at college who was sent to military school, it apparently didn't improve him at all since when I roomed with him he would have fit right in as a Deagle Nation member. To the point, I don't think Tyce is a fixable case, honestly hospitalization/rehab (with all the shit he tries, he has to be addicted to something) and a group home would suffice for him.
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I'm willing to bet that Tyce and Jace are self-medicating with drugs due to their mental and emotional problems. It's pretty common for people with depression, bi-polar disorder, psychosis, schizophrenia and so on to use illicit drugs or take more than the therapeutic dose of prescription drugs to self-medicate. I've done it before myself to cope with my bi-polar. This doesn't mean that they are addicted to anything, but it doesn't rule it out either. But I think they fall more into the line of "My life sucks, I'm depressed, I'm bored, so I'm going to take these pills/drink this booze/smoke this weed/sniff this glue/huff this jenk to feel good". It's an escape for them, much like Jace uses gaming to escape from the real world. The problem is escapism isn't dealing with the problems, so they never go away and can actually become worse, as with Jace's delusions getting worse lately. He can't tell reality from his delusions anymore.
 
The Dude said:
I'm willing to bet that Tyce and Jace are self-medicating with drugs due to their mental and emotional problems. It's pretty common for people with depression, bi-polar disorder, psychosis, schizophrenia and so on to use illicit drugs or take more than the therapeutic dose of prescription drugs to self-medicate. I've done it before myself to cope with my bi-polar. This doesn't mean that they are addicted to anything, but it doesn't rule it out either. But I think they fall more into the line of "My life sucks, I'm depressed, I'm bored, so I'm going to take these pills/drink this booze/smoke this weed/sniff this glue/huff this jenk to feel good". It's an escape for them, much like Jace uses gaming to escape from the real world. The problem is escapism isn't dealing with the problems, so they never go away and can actually become worse, as with Jace's delusions getting worse lately. He can't tell reality from his delusions anymore.
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I think Tyce literally googles ways to get high. You don't go start huffing paint thinner when you have access to pot unless you have some really big issues to work out. What I find bizarre is he has seemingly skipped things like meth, heroin, crack, whatever and went straight for what only the most desperate people looking for a high go to (huffing everything). I wanted to suggest that maybe the only thing keeping him from doing the harder stuff is his location but I don't think heroin and meth are really bound as much by geography. They seem to seep into any community and can be found if you're actively looking. Farthest he might have to go is next town over if he really wanted to score.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
I think Tyce literally googles ways to get high. You don't go start huffing paint thinner when you have access to pot unless you have some really big issues to work out. What I find bizarre is he has seemingly skipped things like meth, heroin, crack, whatever and went straight for what only the most desperate people looking for a high go to (huffing everything). I wanted to suggest that maybe the only thing keeping him from doing the harder stuff is his location but I don't think heroin and meth are really bound as much by geography. They seem to seep into any community and can be found if you're actively looking. Farthest he might have to go is next town over if he really wanted to score.
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It's more that you usually have to go into sketchy urban areas to get scag, meth, and crack. These two are sheltered white kids and having to go to the ghetto to score is scary.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
I think Tyce literally googles ways to get high. You don't go start huffing paint thinner when you have access to pot unless you have some really big issues to work out. What I find bizarre is he has seemingly skipped things like meth, heroin, crack, whatever and went straight for what only the most desperate people looking for a high go to (huffing everything). I wanted to suggest that maybe the only thing keeping him from doing the harder stuff is his location but I don't think heroin and meth are really bound as much by geography. They seem to seep into any community and can be found if you're actively looking. Farthest he might have to go is next town over if he really wanted to score.
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This really all comes down to the same absurd "money-saving" strategies Tyce uses for everything. He's obsessed with finding stupid loopholes that allow him to get something for slightly less effort or money than others may get it for. It doesn't matter if the method he chooses is actually far LESS efficient and more embarrassing, he just gets great pleasure from finding an "ingenious" new "trick" to do something in an unorthodox way. It makes him feel REALLY smart and most of the times he brags about anything it's about one of these "tricks". You can see this permeates EVERY aspect of his life, from "easy money" to even the way he "rebels" against the system. It's like he's a suburban mom clipping coupons but instead of Neil Diamond CD's he's buying whippits and paint thinner.
 
DeagleDad420 said:
This really all comes down to the same absurd "money-saving" strategies Tyce uses for everything. He's obsessed with finding stupid loopholes that allow him to get something for slightly less effort or money than others may get it for. It doesn't matter if the method he chooses is actually far LESS efficient and more embarrassing, he just gets great pleasure from finding an "ingenious" new "trick" to do something in an unorthodox way. It makes him feel REALLY smart and most of the times he brags about anything it's about one of these "tricks". You can see this permeates EVERY aspect of his life, from "easy money" to even the way he "rebels" against the system. It's like he's a suburban mom clipping coupons but instead of Neil Diamond CD's he's buying whippits and paint thinner.
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So he's trying to invent a better mousetrap but he's perfectly fine and even proud that the best he can come up with is a big stick. Got it.
 
DeagleDad420 said:
This really all comes down to the same absurd "money-saving" strategies Tyce uses for everything. He's obsessed with finding stupid loopholes that allow him to get something for slightly less effort or money than others may get it for. It doesn't matter if the method he chooses is actually far LESS efficient and more embarrassing, he just gets great pleasure from finding an "ingenious" new "trick" to do something in an unorthodox way. It makes him feel REALLY smart and most of the times he brags about anything it's about one of these "tricks". You can see this permeates EVERY aspect of his life, from "easy money" to even the way he "rebels" against the system. It's like he's a suburban mom clipping coupons but instead of Neil Diamond CD's he's buying whippits and paint thinner.
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It's probably not hard for Tyce to feel smart, being as incredibly stupid as he is. I'm sure if he scratches his scrote without his fingers getting smelly he feels really accomplished.
 
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