Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

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In-game: Mindy Kaling
Remember when the entire semitic distraction apparatus tried to meme and astroturf Velma Dinkley into being a shitskin pajeet with Mindy at the helm? And it failed and everyone hated it, and people still just make fanart of classic Velma instead of the shitskin pajeet. Everything not protected will be nigger'd and destroyed.
It's astounding they're still up to their usual shit despite the whole company tethering on the edge of collapse, with Tencent circling them like a shark.

A sane company led by sane people would lock the fuck in and do everything in their power to give costumers what they want.
Considering the Blackrock Finkelsteins of the west literally pay companies to nigger shit up, it doesn't surprise me when they nigger shit up.
 
I remember smiling at the Ubisoft logo popping up because that meant I was about to play some Rayman. And now it's selling itself with skibidi toilet, just missing the toilet.
Man.
 
I remember smiling at the Ubisoft logo popping up because that meant I was about to play some Rayman. And now it's selling itself with skibidi toilet, just missing the toilet.
Man.
Well, they did change their logo to look like a poop emoji from the top down. We can't claim to be surprised the company is shit when they telegraphed it like that. Hell, someone at ubisoft even posted a blog making fun of it.
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Until Ubisoft sells more of it to Tencent as the company sinks further and further into negative territory.
Unfortunately short of the entire company spontaneously combusting, that'll probably take years. The whole point of handing off AC, FC, and Tom Clancy stuff is those are the "valuable" IPs to insulate them from anything involving the main company falling apart(like not having to liquidate them in a bankruptcy hearing).
 
It's adorable they think they're actually going to out-chink the chinks.

All that'll happen is they'll devalue the company further and make it easier for Tencent to buy the rest (or at least 51%).
Tencent will keep it from 40% to 49% to avoid the extra scrutiny Chinese-owned companies get from the CCP, while still managing to leverage that not-ownership into a position of power through other means.
 
It's adorable they think they're actually going to out-chink the chinks.

All that'll happen is they'll devalue the company further and make it easier for Tencent to buy the rest (or at least 51%).
They aren't going to out-chink the chinks. They're going to sell to the chinks and take under-the-table kickbacks while fucking over the shareholder (as is tradition).
 
On the one hand, a 17.5 hour video is autism on a nuclear scale. On the other hand, it's a video making fun of Ubisoft for 3/4 of a day which will definitely provide a few laughs.
 
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