Undertale

[gaysexenjoyer]

 

[30+GameOvers]

I'm watching the Oney Plays series on this game, and my god is it the most insufferable, cringy piece of shit I have ever seen. Little wonder that tumblr fell hook line and sinker for it. I'm starting to get newfound appreciation for YIIK after watching this, that game is unironically Citizen Kane compared to this shit.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

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This art is out of character.
Kris is canonically a total fucking gremlin who does shit like eat moss or that juice scene when he's acting by himself, he also has a book on drawing dragons.
Kris is down bad for the purple dinosaur, except he's not an insufferable douche about his attraction like Berdly (played for laughs) and Noelle (should also be played for laughs but isn't because LESBIANS!?!?!?!?).
The fact that Noelle's relationship with Susie is based on fuck all is easily the worst part of this story, and I really can't wait for Susie to just hit her with a "What? Nah I don't like you that way."
No matter the cost.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

This art is out of character.
Kris is canonically a total fucking gremlin who does shit like eat moss or that juice scene when he's acting by himself, he also has a book on drawing dragons. Kris is down bad for the purple dinosaur

Yeah yeah I know, but the idea was funny to me.

except he's not an insufferable douche about his attraction like Berdly (played for laughs) and Noelle (should also be played for laughs but isn't because LESBIANS!?!?!?!?).
The fact that Noelle's relationship with Susie is based on fuck all is easily the worst part of this story

90% of the people who ship Susie and Noelle are literally just doing it because fetishizing lesbianism is still hip and cool. "ZOMG WHOLESOME YURI ASAFHAGGFHAGF" overpowers any rational thought.

If Noelle was a dude the exact same people cooming over her and Susie hooking up would call her an incel and think she's creepy as fuck. She sits around all day sexually fantasizing about one of her classmates that she barely knows to the point of outright obsession.

The day of the chair will come.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

Yeah yeah I know, but the idea was funny to me.


90% of the people who ship Susie and Noelle are literally just doing it because fetishizing lesbianism is still hip and cool. "ZOMG WHOLESOME YURI ASAFHAGGFHAGF" overpowers any rational thought.

If Noelle was a dude the exact same people cooming over her and Susie hooking up would call her an incel and think she's creepy as fuck. She sits around all day sexually fantasizing about one of her classmates that she barely knows to the point of outright obsession.

The day of the chair will come.

Considering that Dess' wardrobe has what is very blatantly one of Kris' shirts hung up in it, I am going to assume that Kris is/was fucking Susie and Dess.
I'm taking everything from you, Noelle, give me your watch.

 

[Coolio55]

I was browsing the subreddit seeing mostly lame posts until i found an amusing sight.
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Lol which is funny cause Papyrus wanted to be an Undertale version of a cop.

It would be so fucking funny if Papyrus starts dating Undyne.

90% of the people who ship Susie and Noelle are literally just doing it because fetishizing lesbianism is still hip and cool. "ZOMG WHOLESOME YURI ASAFHAGGFHAGF" overpowers any rational thought.

If Noelle was a dude the exact same people cooming over her and Susie hooking up would call her an incel and think she's creepy as fuck. She sits around all day sexually fantasizing about one of her classmates that she barely knows to the point of outright obsession.

The day of the chair will come.

I love modern media.
You can't guarantee any level of quality or appeal but you can absolutely 100% guarantee that there will be lesbians.

I think that he can't (intentionally) write a romance to save his life but Toby KNOWS how to make something good.
These other guys don't fly so well.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Considering that Dess' wardrobe has what is very blatantly one of Kris' shirts hung up in it

Pretty sure that's supposed to be Asriel's shirt.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

Pretty sure that's supposed to be Asriel's shirt.

Don't you take this from me.
But yeah, it might be.
Sure would be nice if we got to SEE Asriel though, Toby.
Or Papyrus for that matter. (I said it before, but a lack of Papyrus to play off really makes Sans just kind of a cunt)
This eternal blueballing has to end.

 

[Incorrigible Bigotry]

Deltarune directed by PilotRedSun
>Have I truly become a big shot?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I will admit, this game and Deltarune have phenomenal music.

 

[Dorothy]

Don't you take this from me.
But yeah, it might be.
Sure would be nice if we got to SEE Asriel though, Toby.
Or Papyrus for that matter. (I said it before, but a lack of Papyrus to play off really makes Sans just kind of a cunt)
This eternal blueballing has to end.

Its Asriel's shirt and retainer. They were doing handies in her room. I wonder how her disappearence affected him. (He hooked up with the cat and the lizard in highschool)

 

[Kris]

90% of the people who ship Susie and Noelle are literally just doing it because fetishizing lesbianism is still hip and cool. "ZOMG WHOLESOME YURI ASAFHAGGFHAGF" overpowers any rational thought.

Yurifags deserve the rope just on account of how goddamn annoying they are.

The fact that Noelle's relationship with Susie is based on fuck all is easily the worst part of this story, and I really can't wait for Susie to just hit her with a "What? Nah I don't like you that way."

I think that he can't (intentionally) write a romance to save his life but Toby KNOWS how to make something good.

There's just something infinitely fucking funny about the idea of Toby making the most natural and emotionally genuine ship completely by accident, meanwhile every time he actively tries to write gay girls he just ends up fumbling it, genuinely can't write it to save his life.

 

[Deus Exica]

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Kris, we've only had Susie for four days but if anything bad happens to her I'm killing everyone in this town and then myself.

Pretty sure that's supposed to be Asriel's shirt.

Yeah, Asriel also wore striped shirts in Undertale. The game heavily implies that Asriel and Dess were fucking, anyone who thinks Kris was involved in that is telling on themselves.

meanwhile every time he actively tries to write gay girls he just ends up fumbling it, genuinely can't write it to save his life.

I'm still holding out a bit of hope that the Suselle shit is intentionally weird and off-putting to a certain extent. Not gonna be surprised if it happens though.

 

[Dorothy]

Nah, you know Toby has a fetish for dykes.

 

[Two Dollars]

Yurifags deserve the rope just on account of how goddamn annoying they are.

I’d be less annoyed by them if they were just upfront about it being a fetish instead of stroking themselves off about whatever “wholesome yuri”, is supposed to be.

 

[Niggerphobe]

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

I’d be less annoyed by them if they were just upfront about it being a fetish instead of stroking themselves off about whatever “wholesome yuri”, is supposed to be.

generally reddit will call it "wholesome" when the underage girls who are inexplicably extremely gay dont have any graphic sex scene in the game yet

 

[Smack Patrick]

90% of the people who ship Susie and Noelle are literally just doing it because fetishizing lesbianism is still hip and cool. "ZOMG WHOLESOME YURI ASAFHAGGFHAGF" overpowers any rational thought.

Suselle:
>art consists of them sitting next to each other doing normal things but a dyke or lgbtqiap+ flag is included somewhere
And... That's it!
Meanwhile Krusie has full blown animations now lmao.

I'm still holding out a bit of hope that the Suselle shit is intentionally weird and off-putting to a certain extent. Not gonna be surprised if it happens though.

If it happens and it's written well, then I'd be fine with it.
But currently it's not written well, and I fear Toby's lesbian fetish is going to go into ogredrive and he's gonna go full damage control and make Krusie and/or Kriselle crash and burn in the most retarded ways to over compensate.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Sorry, Noelle, the prophecy will say so. Your destiny is the chair.

 

[Deus Exica]

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Sorry, Noelle, the prophecy will say so. Your destiny is the chair.

SHE'S CUCKED! SHE'S GOT NO PUSSY!