Let's Sperg Unreal teams up with Dove soap to put fat-asses, cripples, albino niggers, and downies into video games

Who would you most want to beat up in a fighting game?

  • The fat-ass spic

    Votes: 33 24.8%

  • The cripple

    Votes: 9 6.8%

  • The downie

    Votes: 17 12.8%

  • The albino nigger

    Votes: 74 55.6%
  • Total voters
    133
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I get it but I don't. So they gonna provide for the albino the downie the retard the dyke and the village?
 
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I wonder what it will do to their self-esteem when they realize they're bad at video games? Do they feel bad in real life if they die in a video game? Does it hurt their feelings when their character is picking up hundreds of gold coins and they have to get by on government handouts because they're fat, retarded, disabled, freaks?
 
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Goyaanisqatsi said:
Why the fuck do I want to be handicapped in a video game?
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Better question, why the fuck would anyone want to be handicapped in a videogame if they already were in real life? Aren't videogames supposed to be an escape from the shitty parts of reality?

Also, the retard's character is indistinguishable from the default art style of most video games coming out these days. If I was her, I'd feel ripped off.
Also, also... As a parent, how fucking much do you have to hate your albino african daughter to name her "Coco"?

I honestly feel for all of these people, even the landwhale (the only one actually responsible for their condition) because they're all clearly just being used by two virtue signaling corporations that don't give a shit about them, one of which doesn't even give a tangential shit about videogames either.
 
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No, that won't be entertaining at all. The point of a freak show is that people pay money to gawk at the real thing, if I wanted to see fictionalized freaks this website alone has several threads that provide that kind of thing for free.

Put them all on an E-Sports team and I might watch. Sadly I feel this won't happen, wonder why...
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Dove also found that 60% of gamers don't buy soap.
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well yeah, i buy rexona soaps not dove.

Kill Your Idols said:
I never understood this mentality where people need to see themselves in media to feel validation.
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it's simply self backpatting before a jerkoff in the mirror, the fact that they make it clear it's about them first should make you be able to point that retarded shit out until they victimize about how gaming should feel to the player.
LIKE BITCH GO PLAY A RPG, i don't need a fat ugly dyke on my shooters because i would think that's a easy target.

Love Machine said:
People don't seem to understand that people don't want to play as ugly people UNLESS that's like the point of the game.
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they do but they want to make drama in order to make people fight within themselves, divide and conquer in the gaming community.

Wendy Wheelchair said:
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How ironic that the albino nigger is named Coco?
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the fat one literally shows why overwatch is a mistake.
2nd one seems some shit you'd expect on wii sports as a joke, the japs would fucking do that for shits and giggles.
3rd one feels JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP both IRL and in Gaming, lovely detail.
4th one looks way too fucking funny for a downie, generally they are cool people and don't deserve... this. i can easily bet someone made this girl think like that as downies usually don't give a flying fuck about 99% of the things.
 
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I just hope the game now includes all the real world limitations of this kind of 'diversity'. EG. cannot go up stairs in the wheelchair, fat girl gets out of breath and has to take regular breaks, albino cannot stay in the sun, etc.
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Don't forget, Albino blacks have gold in their head. That should be represented in game.
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Am I going insane or is that an edited picture of Tom Jones
 
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Womble of Wimbledon said:
I just hope the game now includes all the real world limitations of this kind of 'diversity'. EG. cannot go up stairs in the wheelchair, fat girl gets out of breath and has to take regular breaks, albino cannot stay in the sun, etc.

Am I going insane or is that an edited picture of Tom Jones
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No this is a real black albino, have another
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As if that's an organic survey result. The ONLY way they could've got that is by deliberately looking for fat, ugly broads and negresses, and asking extremely leading questions e.g. "Did you know there are no disabled, obese, albino Joggers in the videogames cis White men like to play? Does that make you feel bad about yourself, you fat, ugly, autistic nigger?"
 
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Dull Pencil said:
So who is the target audience for this? The minority of a minority? Is this what makes money these days?
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No, this is not what makes money. That should be obvious. It's definitely obvious to the multi-billion dollar corporations that constantly spends a fortune on market research because that research sure as hell isn't coming back saying to add more ugly, morbidly obese, albino ooga-booga people into their ads.

Things like this start making sense when you stop viewing them through the lens of basic Econ 101 widget factory bullshit. They do this because they are evil. They do this because they can. They'll slap their logo over a video of Keffals fart porn and you niggas will be like "Silly corporation, this isn't how you sell soap! What a grave miscalculation you have made. Get woke, go broke!"
 
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