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4Macie said:
Ok sooo... after feeling disgusted by myself I made this imgur collection of some questions and answers Chris has made... Some are red, that means we didn't match or something I think.
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That sounds traumatizing! Poor thing, would you like some hot chocolate? Somebody get her a blanket!
 
bungholio said:
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Is that a new ring? It looks too silver/bright to be the Amnyfest Ring.

Thetan said:
Anyone here really good with Photoshop? I think that giving Chris a Photoshop "makeover" could have interesting results.
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It seems that the fire has caused the rebirth of Chris in some weird way. With the revival of Sonichu, the Attraction Sign, new CWC-isms (Think about it. It is funny and true!), a lot more lulzy photos of him, more posting (mostly on Facebook, but still), and now the revival of his OkCupid account. The only thing left to really confirm this is the revival of his Youtube account (which probably won't be used for the same purposes compared to 2008, but still).
 
I was going to ask about the ring he has. It looks like a silver wedding band.

That's Our Lolcow said:
It seems that the fire has caused the rebirth of Chris in some weird way. With the revival of Sonichu, the Attraction Sign, new CWC-isms (Think about it. It is funny and true!), a lot more lulzy photos of him, more posting (mostly on Facebook, but still), and now the revival of his OkCupid account. The only thing left to really confirm this is the revival of his Youtube account (which probably won't be used for the same purposes compared to 2008, but still).
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He's like an autistic phoenix.
 
GREEDY FIREMAN said:
That sounds traumatizing! Poor thing, would you like some hot chocolate? Somebody get her a blanket!
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The worst part is that he can see who's "visited" his site. So if he likes it he can click on it and find me :O

Good news is, of course, I didn't use my REAL information. I mean, me physically was the same, but what I like or want and where I live is off. Chris's profile requires that you live within like 20 miles of him to message him or to try and date him.
 
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He listed one of his favorite shows as being Frasier. Has he ever mentioned the show before?
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He also mentioned Keeping Up Appearances. I wondered how he would have sat still for that but then realized that he and Barb don't have cable and are watching PBS and local network tv.

I'm sure he included it in his profile to show da ladies how urbane he is.
 
Ok, so I added his profile cuz someone asked me to.

Here's the whole thing as it sits now.

For those of you that already looked at it; I'm sorry to make you look at it again; but it's the first four pictures so you can just click it and take a quick peek if you want. <3
 
Lil said:
Might just be his high school ring turned around so no one can identify it?
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If it was his high school ring just turned around it would be thinner towards the middle and flair out more at the sides. He very likely bought himself a new ring to make himself more tomgirly.*

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What Chris really means is: I'd act condensating towards them online, but IRL I'd hit on them and try to grope them even when they tell me to stop.

*Edit: Or he's trying to do some sort of voodoo/sympathetic magic and thinks that if he wears a wedding band he'll attract his future barb replacement.
 
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Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, but I'm afraid OKC has been quarantined due to a worrying amount of MRSA infections in people reported viewing Mr. Chandler's profile. Experts say that his appearance his so greasy that they were stricken immediately. Please step this way, single file.

Oh, Christ, someone give 4Macie a chocolate Oscar statue or something. His profile is just rich. (Native American, pfft)
 
4Macie said:
Ok sooo... after feeling disgusted by myself I made this imgur collection of some questions and answers Chris has made... Some are red, that means we didn't match or something I think.
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I'm confused... According to one of Chris's answers, he has never kissed a non-relative in a "more than friendly way". What gives? Did he not kiss the prostitute?
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Why is he doing that in this pic?
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Why does Chris do anything? At least in terms of what he thinks might make him attractive, that is, since the pic of him wearing a fucking dress with that original drawing from ebay certainly is still making its rounds.
 
Enjoy Yer Food said:
He also mentioned Keeping Up Appearances. I wondered how he would have sat still for that but then realized that he and Barb don't have cable and are watching PBS and local network tv.

I'm sure he included it in his profile to show da ladies how urbane he is.
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This bothered me too. That show is all about subtext and a snooty person obsessing over the very things that Chris is entirely oblivious to. While I have no doubt he's seen it, I'm very skeptical that he enjoys it. I think he just listed it to seem "cultured" or whatever, since it's British so therefore it's cultured.
 
Uzumaki said:
This bothered me too. That show is all about subtext and a snooty person obsessing over the very things that Chris is entirely oblivious to. While I have no doubt he's seen it, I'm very skeptical that he enjoys it. I think he just listed it to seem "cultured" or whatever, since it's British so therefore it's cultured.
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Possible theory: He found some nice young lady he was interested in who listed Keeping Up Appearances and Frasier. He put them in his profile as an attempt to attract her.
 
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