Lovequest Updated OKC Profile

[RP 520]

Are you smarter than most people?

No

At least he's finally realized that. Baby steps Chris.

 

[homerbeoulve]

He kind of looked like Scott Hall in that ponytail hairstyle that he have for a second.

 

[StressSigh]

Spoiler: Original

Spoiler: I had to

 

[asperhes]

Would you ever record a video of yourself having sex?

No


Have you ever had a ghost or spirit around you and you could feel it?

Yes My late father appears often in my dreams .



Do you have a checklist of mandatory traits that you absolutely require in any significant other?

Yes.


Do you have any totally irrational fears, as in something that is extremely unlikely to happen or imaginary?

Yes But within reason, especially from the real life actions of an Internet Troll or Cyber-Bully.



Will you teach your children to believe in Santa?

No


Is it possible to have a true relationship, friend or otherwise, with someone you've never met in person?

No ANYONE can be hiding behind the "Anon" of their monitor (damn Trolls and CyberBullies); Meeting in person ASAP is a must with me.



Do you feel obligated help your fellow human beings?

No I like doing good when I can.

 

[Blueberry]

Sorry 'bout that. That's my go-to when I'm nervous.

Oh, Cox. I get it.

 

[bradsternum]

Oh my God who did Chris see on TV to make him decide to pose and "smile" like this? I bet I know, but I'm keeping this one to myself

Honey Boo-Boo's mom?

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Honey Boo-Boo's mom?

Now that you mention it. I can imagine Chris learning how to cook form her.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Would you ever record a video of yourself having sex?

No

Dyin' here

 

[Picklechu]

Some teenage girl.

Pro Tip: When taking selfies for dating site, clean bathroom mirror where it looks like you spooged on it, do not include toilet lest potential mates think you "enjoy water sports", TAKE OFF YOUR WEDDING RING!!! (and where the hell did that come from anyway? I don't think it's the Amnyfest ring with the stone turned in, maybe it's the lumberjack's, but I doubt it)

Chris has some pretty weird beliefs in magic (like wearing an amulet with his cut hair to make his hair grow faster after Barb cut it) so maybe he thinks wearing a ring on his wedding-ring finger (whether it is or is not Bob's ring) will bring him a wife.

IIRC, Chris mentioned a silver ring as part of his tomgirl getup back when he first started using women's restrooms. This is probably that ring.

 

[OBAMATRON]

This shit is gold. Thanks for finding this bungholio.

 

[asperhes]

Do you have a photographic memory?

Yes


Would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color / racial background?

Yes


How willing are you to meet someone from OkCupid in person?

Totally willing! Must meet ASAP or Immediately



How good is your singing voice?

Very good


Do you believe that the global flood (Noah's ark) actually happened?

Yes.


Do you have your own web page?

Yes


Do you believe that some people can see a person's soul, just by staring into their eyes for a few moments?

Yes Anything is possible.


I will keep posting these unless the mods tell me to stop.

 

[bradsternum]

Do you have a photographic memory?

How good is your singing voice?

Very good

 

[Tootsie Bear]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uKjW9TpKrSs

My head hurts because I was headbanging! Rock on, Chris!

 

[CalmMyTits]

IIRC, Chris mentioned a silver ring as part of his tomgirl getup back when he first started using women's restrooms. This is probably that ring.

Gotcha, but he needs to realize that wearing the ring on his wedding finger makes it look like he's married and looking for an affair... like he'd become so ugly and repulsive that his wife doesn't want sex with him anymore.

 

[BillRiley]

I will keep posting these unless the mods tell me to stop.

Well, you're getting more out of Fat Dummy than most of the fake heartsweets so (for whatever it's worth) I vote to soldier on. Shine on, you crazy diamond!

 

[theshak]

This picture has "Have you seen this criminal" written all over it lol.

 

[asperhes]

Would you consider having an open relationship (i.e., one where you can see other people)?

Yes Only if we needed a break from each other for a while.



Should speech be...

Have some censorship The exception being hate campaigns fabricated by Internet Trolls, Cyber-Bullies and corrupted police people (a.k.a. Jerkops).



Should prostitution be legal?

Yes, absolutely Desperate times call for desperate measures; I feel pity for those that are so poor that they have to.



Do you feel that you're usually at least one step ahead of most people you talk to?

No



If you were dating somebody that you met online, would you be reluctant to tell your friends?

A little, but I would be honest with them. I would not tell ANYONE else ON THE INTERNET OR ONLINE (Damn Trolls and Bullies; the Rage Comics Troll Face offends me very much).



Which of the following types of video games do you like most?

Sports or action games. Action games to be more specific; sports games vary to me (motion control on Playstation or Wii are good).



Would you date someone you weren't crazy about if they took you on cool dates?

Yes But I would be honest of lack of interest, or give a chance for better decision (obese doesn't count ).


One strong impression that I'm getting from his answers is that he would let his partner walk all over him. But I guess that's not surprising.

 

[Blueberry]

I bet his okcupid inbox is flooded with weeeeeen

 

[BillRiley]

Do you have any totally irrational fears, as in something that is extremely unlikely to happen or imaginary?

Yes But within reason, especially from the real life actions of an Internet Troll or Cyber-Bully.

Bluespike must have made quite an impression.

 

[XYZpdq]

Are these normal questions for this site?