Would you consider dating a law enforcement officer?
No. I F***ING LOATHE THE DAMN JERKOPS!!!!!!!
He loathe the jerkops because he thinks he was arrested and detained because they were interrupting his love quest and defending Michael Snyder for Charb throwing a temper tantrum and attempted manslaughter. Also, how old is OPL again? I mean, people on any dating site have to be 18+ and the majority of them do not censor themselves for swearing online.
Do you ever date to avoid being alone?
Yes I would if I COULD, but No Woman has asked me out while in public/in person.
I honestly do not think OPL understood this question. Also, unless a woman is extremely desperate, or they're aggressive, they will never ask his Tomgirl ass out due to him not bathing, being creepy/stalkerish, immature, and looking like Oscar the grouch who decided the best course of action when told to get in "touch with your feminine side" would be to start dressing and acting like a woman.
If money were not an issue, would you have major cosmetic surgery on any part of your face or body?
Yes
If his eBay project ends up making him enough money alongside the tugboat, hopefully he will consider getting a liposuction and/or sex reassignment.
Underarms can be a hairy subject. How do you maintain your pits?
I shave consistently.
Apparently, OPL does not think bathing daily and using deoterent (not AXE) is part of maintaining his armpits/body.
Would you ever record a video of yourself having sex?
No
Wow. I wonder what his potential okcupid sweetheart would say if (s)he saw the JULAY video alongside him stating that he would record and show his first time.
Have you ever had a ghost or spirit around you and you could feel it?
Yes My late father appears often in my dreams .
Once again, OPL misunderstands the question, either that or once he saw the end of said question, he though they were speaking of his dreams.
Will you teach your children to believe in Santa?
No
Yeah, this is coming from the 32 year old man who in junior/senior year of high school, and probably into college, believed that Santa Clause would bring a sweetheart to him, alongside a sibling because he was lonely playing his video games.
Is it possible to have a true relationship, friend or otherwise, with someone you've never met in person?
No ANYONE can be hiding behind the "Anon" of their monitor (damn Trolls and CyberBullies); Meeting in person ASAP is a must with me.
I don't think OPL understands the concept of online dating. Of course the person who he is in contact with is going to be a "anon hiding behind their monitor", it's for their protection and privacy from people such as himself. Unless the man/woman is as mental or delusional as OPL is, as soon as he asks them to meet or travel to meet him, they'll probably cease all contact.
Do you feel obligated help your fellow human beings?
No I like doing good when I can.
Such as demanding money/LEGOS and being a complete inconsiderate jerkoff when he receives gifts because he burnt down his house?? Nah, Christian Weston Chandler is a wonderful person and always helps people, homeless or not, he is the model human being everyone should strive to be like.
Do you have a photographic memory?
Yes
This is coming from the manbaby who used to have to stare at himself in the mirror in school because he couldn't remember what he looked like.
How willing are you to meet someone from OkCupid in person?
Totally willing! Must meet ASAP or Immediately
That's if said person is willing to meet a 32 year old autistic Tomgirl manbaby who doesn't know how to act in public, and doesn't know how to take care of himself.
How good is your singing voice?
Very good
Seriously? I guess he didn't go back to check his voice in any song he recorded. Boy, will he be surprised once he does. Or maybe he will still think he sounds like Frank Sinatra. See: Holding Out For A Hero or I Need A Cute Girl.
Do you have your own web page?
Yes
Yes Chris, having a dedicated wiki and forums makes it automatically yours. Remember he is the captain of his websites. Unless he honestly thinks that the CWCKIpedia is still up and not archived.
Would you consider having an open relationship (i.e., one where you can see other people)?
Yes Only if we needed a break from each other for a while.
Once again, I don't think OPL understands the concept of a open relationship because he just basically described what cheating on someone is.
Should speech be...
Have some censorship The exception being hate campaigns fabricated by Internet Trolls, Cyber-Bullies and corrupted police people (a.k.a. Jerkops).
The only reason why he think cops should be censored and that they are corrupted is because of the multiple times he was caught doing something stupid or retarded in public. He has no concept of the word loitering, and will probably never bother to look up the meaning.
Should prostitution be legal?
Yes, absolutely Desperate times call for desperate measures; I feel pity for those that are so poor that they have to.
Guess Chrissy doesn't remember the time when Clyde Cash sent whores to his house and then when he was pretending to infiltrate Trollin Train, he asked Clyde's brother for their number. He probably doesn't remember hiring one of them to take his hated virginity away either. Maybe he should take his words to heart and feel pity for himself.
If you were dating somebody that you met online, would you be reluctant to tell your friends?
A little, but I would be honest with them. I would not tell ANYONE else ON THE INTERNET OR ONLINE (Damn Trolls and Bullies; the Rage Comics Troll Face offends me very much).
He is clearly delusional and very forgetful. Everyone, whether his friend or not, knows that if he started dating someone online, the very first thing OPL would do would be to go on FB and gloat about it, and honestly, for someone whom claims to have a lot of "random access humor", I don't see how rage faces/comics offend him, unless he thinks that every single one is directed towards him....dumbass.
I think these answers to the questions OPL is being asked shows a lot of the stuff he is willing to straight up lie or exaggerate about. That, and it also shows his though process and understanding as well. As for a potential heart sweet contacting him and setting up a meeting...I think he has about the same percentage as me becoming the president, which is 0%. Wait until said heart sweet discovers the Cwcki....SheCameForCWCv2.jpg incoming, and maybe a restraining order or two if the woman is local. Also, the majority of questions he is answering I think he is completely aware that the answers are lies.
EDIT: Does anyone else think that Chris is wearing lipstick in the current okcupid profile picture??? I honestly think he may be wearing it, but then again it could either be cool-aid, multiple cold sores from not bothering to wash his face because it is a major inconvience to him, or he turned his bottom lip pink/red by I guess you would say, sucking it, so he would seem more attractive to potential sweethearts.
