Lovequest Updated OKC Profile

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I just...just want to hold him down and shave all that filthy hair off. Damn, that shit looks nasty.

Of course, that would involve touching Chris. :cryblood:
 
asperhes said:
Here are some more gems, hopefully not dupes.
Are you willing to wear uncomfortable clothes to look good?

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Usually yes I would cross dress more often if my mother was not against me doing it (panties and bra included, but wear them anyway).
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JIOgidjiogiggfggsdkghh!!! Why the fuck is he sharing this with his potential sweetbolts? He really is the biggest troll in his life.
 
So much to say, so little battery.

Chris looks better with a ponytail.
 
Marvin said:
I was working on scraping the questions tonight. Heh, it seems my code to answer the questions works very well, because I've answered 1280 of 1333 questions. But the code to actually get the data needs a little work. Like, it's functional, but I have to run it over each page a few times to get everything.

Here's like 960 questions and answers: http://pastebin.com/M21GfW52 I'm gonna let it run a few times before I go to bed, I'll upload a full list of them all sometime tomorrow.
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ID: question_69186
Q: Can you remember the names of everyone you've ever had sex with?
A: Yes.
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:julay:
 
Holdek said:
I've used Match.com before. I've never thought of myself as super attractive but I did surprisingly well on there. But, after reading some of these posts I think it might be that because I didn't send a dick pic with the second e-mail that I was automatically going to be seen as more of a catch.
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I actually dated a girl that was six years older than me when I was in undergrad. First thing she says to me is, "If you go to Match.com don't look for my profile. It was a joke."

I probably should have taken that as a warning sign of things to come.
 
You know what the really funny thing is, to me?

I met my GF on OKCupid. She messaged me first. We've been going out for over two years.

I'm trying to think of a way to frame why that amuses me so much other than "lol im bettr than christain" but I can't.
 
  1. ID: question_209
  2. Q: Will you teach your children to believe in Santa?
  3. A: No
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"Santa is a lyin' troll who never m-made ANY effort to bring me a boy-friend-free girlfriend in his sleigh!"

  1. ID: question_81223
  2. Q: Imagine you have a newborn child whose sex cannot be determined. A risk-free surgery performed immediately could provide normal male or female sexual and reproductive function. Which would you choose?
  3. A: Do not perform the surgery.
  4. - If a Hermaphrodite, I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).
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The fuck, Chris.
 
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Marvin said:
I was working on scraping the questions tonight. Heh, it seems my code to answer the questions works very well, because I've answered 1280 of 1333 questions. But the code to actually get the data needs a little work. Like, it's functional, but I have to run it over each page a few times to get everything.

Here's like 960 questions and answers: http://pastebin.com/M21GfW52 I'm gonna let it run a few times before I go to bed, I'll upload a full list of them all sometime tomorrow.
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:heart-full: You must be about 100x better at wget/curl/python/whatever you used than me. I took a look at it this morning, saw that it would require a bunch of work/research (I couldn't even figure out how to make OKC accept my cookies), and made a cup of tea instead. (:_(

Do you think you could scrape the category and possible answers for each question as well? The categories could be helpful in breaking them into groups when they go onto the CWCki, and sometimes the possible answers provide context (for example):
asperhes said:
Which is more important for a good match?

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Having similar political beliefs Similar interests
(The alternative was "having good sex.")
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These answers should finally put to rest the old idea that Chris "only wants sex." That was true while he was a frustrated virgin, but not anymore. I am now persuaded that Chris wanted to lose his virginity not because he was especially horny, but to level up. He does not have much of a sex drive. Now he wants a permanent Sweetheart, and he cares a lot more about being loved than getting sex. While he likes sex and would like to explore it, he states in various ways that he would be willing to sacrifice sex for the sake of a loving relationship. I think he's being honest here. He said last year that the hooker didn't really help in terms of his heart level. He'll accept just about anything but his priority is a Sweetheart.
 
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