Upgrading the Life Upgrade: PS4

[derpi]

I don't wanna sound like a sick fuck for saying buut..... how far would he go for a ps4? Is it possible Chris would become a part time hooker to get a ps4 (not that anyone would wanna have sex with him, though there are some disturbing fuckers out there)?

He'll survive on eating salty noodles with him and his dog

If Chris gave up those dogs and cats to good homes and promised to never get any more pets and could be trusted to keep that promise, I would buy him a PS4.

Barb would bring home new pets and when you came to take the ps4 away for the deal being broken he'd whine about how Barb got them and that she was in no way part of the deal.
You'd need her to agree too

 

[Foulmouth]

I wonder whether he's ever considered selling plasma. Given how common it is for college students, there's probably a place in Charlottesville, and it's a way to make money without much time or effort. Technically, he's probably disqualified for having sex with that prostitute, but when has telling the truth ever been high on his list of priorities?

Plus it cures the gay !!!

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Chris has a few credit cards.

It boggles my mind that someone would give Chrissy credit.

 

[Coldgrip]

I wonder whether he's ever considered selling plasma. Given how common it is for college students, there's probably a place in Charlottesville, and it's a way to make money without much time or effort. Technically, he's probably disqualified for having sex with that prostitute, but when has telling the truth ever been high on his list of priorities?

According to this website http://www.donatingplasma.org/who Chris would (among other things) have to pass a medical exam, maintain a specific diet of 50g to 80g of protein a day, stay hydrated with juice or water before donating and be tested for transmissible diseases.

I don't think there's any way in hell he could ever be qualified to donate plasma.

 

[_blank_]

Chris has a few credit cards.

It boggles my mind that someone would give Chrissy credit.

I actually used to work for a sub-prime credit card collections crew and I assure you, there are companies out there that will give you a credit card, even if you have terrible credit. These companies are highly predatory in nature and LOVE people like the Chandlers who obviously have little grasp on responsibility. TBH, I was working with this company before I even knew about Chris, so I wouldn't be all that surprised if we called them up once or fifty times to inform them that they're three months behind on payments.

OT- I'm sure Chrissy is going to find some way to get himself a PS4. Maybe not day one, but definitely before the year is out. Probably use his tugboat on it, then max out a few credit cards to pay the bills. He will also buy a sizeable library for it, and only play one or two games.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He will also buy a sizeable library for it, and only play one or two games.

I wish that weren't true. I really do. But I know it is. I wonder if it came right down to it if they would be able to collect on debts incurred by Chris. He has the mind of someone too young to have a credit card.

 

[GFYS]

Chris deserves that overpriced turd.

One of my former clients has had the devkits for a while, and calling it a "marginal hardware upgrade" is pretty generous. Ditto with the Hexbox One. I can at least attest that rumors of devkits overheating are greatly exaggerated.

The eighth console generations looks like it's gonna suck dick. Wii U is the Virtual Boy (overpriced novelty), while the Playstation 4 is the 3DO, and the Xbox One is the CDi (overpriced "home entertainment hubs" that try to do dozens of things poorly). At least a lot of the market seems to be aware the Wii U is a bomb, and the other two are just attempts to screw them sideways out of their library and money while implementing more DRM.

As far as I can tell, Chris has been pretty mum on the subject, though. Is there some other evidence he's jazzed about PS4, that I missed, or are we just assuming (justifiably, given his past) he's one of the sad sacks kneeling before Sony and begging to bukakked on by their abusive masters?

Yeah, yeah, I'll eventually take my load too... But under protest, and only because DriveClub and GT7. :?

 

[Sakamoto]

There are problems on PS4's launch date. Like on how of the majority of the features are missing since the patches are not completed.

It HAS to happen. It was basically promised! :x

 

[Marvin]

Chris has a few credit cards.

It boggles my mind that someone would give Chrissy credit.

Well, he's always been pretty good at paying the minimums, if I remember correctly.

 

[applecat]

Well, he's always been pretty good at paying the minimums, if I remember correctly.

The only thing Chris has ever been good at is putting forth the absolute minimum to stave off the inevitable.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

while the Playstation 4 is the 3DO

At least we'll get a bitchin Aliens vs Predators game out of this.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

I'm sure Chris will get a PS4 even if he has to sell Barb's medication on the street to get it. The real question will be just how many games and DLC he'll buy on day one. The answer will probably astound us.

Everyone start placing your bets! I'm going with 3 games and $70 worth of DLC.

When the Vita came out he bought about 20 games in the first month, this will probably be the same.

 

[Coldgrip]

Wii U is the Virtual Boy (overpriced novelty)

So it'll come with nausea inducing headaches and the ability to screw with a person's depth perception?

 

[Shadow Fox]

What I wonder is if he'll sell or trade in his PSTriple for it. Or is the Q-Station not backwards compatible with the Triple?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I really want him to experience GTA5 but I think he finds most free roam games boring or overwhelming because they don't constantly push you to the next mission and try to encourage exploration.

 

[Tin]

maybe he'll settle for the WiiU,
or a Phillips CDi

 

[Coldgrip]

You know he'd waste money buying the Legend of Zelda CD-i games if they came out for the WiiU.

He'd probably also enjoy them too.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

I really want him to experience GTA5 but I think he finds most free roam games boring or overwhelming because they don't constantly push you to the next mission and try to encourage exploration.

Trevor alone will send him into shock

 

[EvilMagi-chan]

The PS4 is alot of cash by itself but lets not forget that each game for the system is $60 as well. PS4 is not backwards compatible so he can't pawn his PS3 to help pay for anything if he wants to keep all his PS3 games. I just don't see where he's going to get the money beyond his .

 

[dangerousanalysis]

Well it looks like there are no confirmed little big planet or modnation racers launch titles yet so I think it'll be a while before he makes the plunge. There is however some sort of LEGO game so he might get it just for that.