VERY TRUTHFUL TORRID TRY ON HAUL - (11/2/2019)



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Hmm... It was interesting that she talked about torrid clothes staining her arms dark... You think that's what she's blaming it on?

I also noticed that she has this lymphedema thing... I might be ignorant here, but it seems like cancer is a major reason people get lymphedemas... Do you think that she actually has it or heard something about it in relation to Becky's mom and is latching onto that?
 
Love this line: "I do prefer wearing dresses lately. It's kinda obvious why. I have lymphedema growing in my stomach. Ugh!!"

Like it's a tumor she has no control over. *sigh*

I mean, at this point, you could argue there's no cure for the condition she's willfully placed herself in. But she acts like it was just a bad hand from the Universe. It's so UNFAIR that there are consequences for unchecked gluttony, huh?

Two orders of expensive clothes, some of which she already owns or knows won't fit. I'm sure someone will tally up the total damage, but I'm gonna guestimate at least $300-400 in this haul?

It's gonna be really interesting to see how she copes with her first major health crisis in the next couple years. I don't think it will humble her, but failing health may force her hand when it comes to wasteful spending like this.

On the plus side, she'll have the most stylish muu muus of anyone in the Intensive Care Unit.

Enjoy while you can, Amber. Hospital food sucks, Gorl!
 
One of the many things that amazes me still about Amber is her delusion, the balls she has to buy to buy 4XL or 5XL when we all know she sized out of Torrid a long time ago.
Where do clothes this big come from when Torrid gets too small for them? I know there are some conservative Christian seamstresses online that make "modest" circus tents in "majestic" sizes, but that's not what Hamber wears at all.
 
She has bought so much Torrid shit that it wouldn’t surprise me if she writes this shit off on her taxes.

I will admit I was so dumbfounded when she kept saying she has a ‘lymphedema’ on her stomach because I’ve only seen cases where it’s on your legs. I googled that shit and it’s terrifying.. I see what she means because there is an obvious mass above her crotch. The only ways to really get rid of it is through surgery, so even if she does lose the weight she’s fucked.
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She has bought so much Torrid shit that it wouldn’t surprise me if she writes this shit off on her taxes.

I will admit I was so dumbfounded when she kept saying she has a ‘lymphedema’ on her stomach because I’ve only seen cases where it’s on your legs. I googled that shit and it’s terrifying.. I see what she means because there is an obvious mass above her crotch. The only ways to really get rid of it is through surgery, so even if she does lose the weight she’s fucked.

The ankles are even similar

Big difference is she's got elephant legs
 
Now that it's not inside out, I do feel like it fits better.

More toddler level revelations, from our favorite gorl.

I also noticed that she has this lymphedema thing... I might be ignorant here, but it seems like cancer is a major reason people get lymphedemas... Do you think that she actually has it or heard something about it in relation to Becky's mom and is latching onto that?

She has been claiming she has lymphedema layygs for months now.
Lymphatic system issues can have a comorbidity with cancers, but the likelihood of her having cancer seems small. If she did have it, we would all have heard her whale song by now.
 
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Love this line: "I do prefer wearing dresses lately. It's kinda obvious why. I have lymphedema growing in my stomach. Ugh!!"

Like it's a tumor she has no control over. *sigh*

I mean, at this point, you could argue there's no cure for the condition she's willfully placed herself in. But she acts like it was just a bad hand from the Universe. It's so UNFAIR that there are consequences for unchecked gluttony, huh?

Two orders of expensive clothes, some of which she already owns or knows won't fit. I'm sure someone will tally up the total damage, but I'm gonna guestimate at least $300-400 in this haul?

It's gonna be really interesting to see how she copes with her first major health crisis in the next couple years. I don't think it will humble her, but failing health may force her hand when it comes to wasteful spending like this.

On the plus side, she'll have the most stylish muu muus of anyone in the Intensive Care Unit.

Enjoy while you can, Amber. Hospital food sucks, Gorl!

Ha. I had to guess on a few things because I couldn't find them but the total is over $600. Horrid's tarps are around $55-$60 each (on sale), their sweaters are $41-$50, and all that shitty jewelry added up to $65.52. And just like her last haul, nothing fit despite her claims that some of the "tops" were loose. Bitch, if I can see your lumpy blubber bouncing under the material, it's not loose.
 
I don’t understand how Al can drop lots of money on clothes when she has a body like that.
Two orders of expensive clothes, some of which she already owns or knows won't fit. I'm sure someone will tally up the total damage, but I'm gonna guestimate at least $300-400 in this haul?
She has bought so much Torrid shit that it wouldn’t surprise me if she writes this shit off on her taxes.
She's said before that her Torrid hauls make back the cost of the clothes and more. These aren't clothes she intends to wear, they're video props.
 
Al wearing tight clothes just emphasizes how small her boobs are in comparison to everything else. She should wear muumuus made of bedsheets instead. It would be much cheaper than the Torrid tents she’s buying and they would hopefully fit her better. I don’t understand how Al can drop lots of money on clothes when she has a body like that. She knows she’s fat, but I believe Al is very in denial of how fat she really is. She’s the inverse version of people believing they are really fat when in reality they are underweight.

What else is she gonna spend her money on? She’s too fat to do anything. She can’t even go to a fucking movie theater because the seats are human size. Her life is crap.
 
I doubt she has lymphedema on her stomach, her stomach is probably tearing and becoming thickened around that area from the weight. Concerning along with that massive right leg of hers that she dragged when she tried showing shes 564.

The last dress "fits" but if she were to wear it without leggings or tights her fucking ass would be completely bare because it barely goes over it. Usually when you wear clothes and it doesnt zip in he back or it looks like you cant move then it isn't the correct size. If you go to last year torrid hauls she says the same line about losing weight to fit into them 💀
 
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