Love this line: "
I do prefer wearing dresses lately. It's kinda obvious why. I have lymphedema growing in my stomach. Ugh!!"
Like it's a tumor she has no control over.
I mean, at this point, you could argue there's no cure for the condition she's willfully placed herself in. But she acts like it was just a bad hand from the Universe. It's so UNFAIR that there are consequences for unchecked gluttony, huh?
Two orders of expensive clothes, some of which she already owns or knows won't fit. I'm sure someone will tally up the total damage, but I'm gonna guestimate at least $300-400 in this haul?
It's gonna be really interesting to see how she copes with her first major health crisis in the next couple years. I don't think it will humble her, but failing health may force her hand when it comes to wasteful spending like this.
On the plus side, she'll have the most stylish muu muus of anyone in the Intensive Care Unit.
Enjoy while you can, Amber. Hospital food sucks, Gorl!