Victims of the 2022 hack

[Dyn]

Null says there's no sign of a leak but we've seen otherwise all over twitter, the fuzz are all over us and fellow K-Farmers are being pinched by the dozen. It seems like a day doesn't go past without the beak runners kicking in the hideout of another one of our loyal comrades and jamming them up in the boob. I'm one of the lucky ones, I was online typing out the YWNBAW copypasta to email to another talented and successful transwoman I'm jealous of when I noticed my avatar change to a little chinese girl pedophile logo. I knew what that meant so I had just enough time to grab my roscoe and blast my way out. I'm a real bad egg, you see, I deny the accepted medical consensus on trans-affirming care and I've misgendered more valid and authentic women than carbon dating. When they finally pinch me I'm done for, they'll give me a hundred years in the pokey clink if they give me a day, that's why I'm lamming it and I'll never let those no-good dirty rats take me alive.

How's everyone else doing after this disastrous, life-destroying hack?

 

[Null]

god how do people still fall for the fucking police letters

 

[Dyn]

god how do people still fall for the fucking police letters

If the police letters aren't real then why did I have to shoot two plain-clothes cops outside my house as I fled in panic?

 

[teriyakiburns]

If the police letters aren't real then why did I have to shoot two plain-clothes cops outside my house as I fled in panic?

They weren't cops. And you didn't shoot them, you threw an empty beer can at one and pissed on the other.

It hurts, man. I was only coming to get your autograph.

 

[Null]

If the police letters aren't real then why did I have to shoot two plain-clothes cops outside my house as I fled in panic?

they were there to give you the vaxxx, don't worry about it

 

[Shig O'nella]

If the police letters aren't real then why did I have to shoot two plain-clothes cops outside my house as I fled in panic?

That's the last fucking time I'm ordering you pizza.

 

[Dyn]

They weren't cops. And you didn't shoot them, you threw an empty beer can at one and pissed on the other.

It hurts, man. I was only coming to get your autograph.

I'll go down shooting and/or throwing beer cans before you ever collar me, pig.

they were there to give you the vaxxx, don't worry about it

Woah now buddy I'm already triple-vaxed I'm not some kind of far-right extremist you know.

 

[Pringles Can]

It's been terrible man. Ever since the hack I have been screwed. I haven't laughed at retards for weeks, and I lost all joy. Sure they maxed my credit card out and signed me up for many political emails and stupid advertising, but I can deal with that. Not laughing at retarded furries and other types of tards? One step too far.

Anyone got any stories? We need a true Struggle Olympics here.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Since the hack I lost my job, my wife left me and took my kids, my family and friends have forsaken me, my cat died and next week I have to show up at my local police station and explain them why I wrote "Lucas Roberts is a fat dickless guy and I would not have sex with him" in a hate forum. But life could be worse.

 

[Near]

My church congregation found out after Keffals gave them a phone call, but they got into a disagreement over who grifts harder and scams common people out of money. Suffice to say, I am now a cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church.

 

[piripiri]

I had to reset my password. I intend to set up a gofundme and tour europe to make the pain go away.

 

[thog]

All things considered, it could definitely be far, far worse. I'm just glad to be back and shitposting again.

 

[Deranged Jew]

I had to reset my password. I intend to set up a gofundme and tour europe to make the pain go away.

Link please

The space jews were very pleased with what I had been doing for the cause, and so they gave me bonus shekels. For the trouble of resetting your password, you deserve some too!

All the jew shekels for the lovely farmers for dealing with the hideous Lucas, Tom was more than enough as it is.

 

[Kosher Dill]

im back biches
#analchest

 

[Aria]

Just like near "apparent" suicide I'm still waiting for all the data that was leaked.

 

[QueenMegan]

I got banned off twitter and the police showed up on my door. I microwaved my hard drive real quick so I think I'm gonna turn out fine. How about you guys?

 

[Jack Awful]

god how do people still fall for the fucking police letters

As a police officer, it sure was awkward when I hard to arrest myself.

I had to use the taser because I wouldn't cooperate.

 

[Jump]

This hack has been very painful for me because for efficiency sake I use the same password for all my websites, banking, email, 401k, corporate domain login, and uber-eats. I had to spend hours changing it everywhere because KF forced a password reset.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

My workplace fired me because I made fun of a fat, sex offender, alcoholic, dead beat dad on the internet.
worst of all, the cyber police and the state police came knocking on the door and they handed me a printed paper of screenshots of my post on the forums. One of them said to me "you dun goofed".
I was released on bail and my next court date will be on October 11. Pray for me.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

I rebooted my router three or four times so I'm pretty sure I'm good.