Victims of the 2022 hack

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Just like near "apparent" suicide I'm still waiting for all the data that was leaked.

If someone did have the info they could find it in their best interest to auction it off to the tranny with the deepest pockets.
 
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Kiwibros, I am freaking out. I have been contacted by the hackers and they are threatening to forward my posting history to my employer and family unless I begin transitioning and provide photographic proof. They are literally forcing me to become a troon. Maybe I should just go talk to a doctor and see if I can get started on a low dosage for now? They're bound to have bigger fish to fry and they'll forget about me eventually, right...?
 
Guys I've had to go into hiding. The troonshine drones managed to find out where I live and now I'm on the run. The only thing that will protect me is if all of you donate 100K so I can go somewhere super secret and shitpost in peace.
 
Since I use the same username and password everywhere they got into my Steam account and sold all the rare TF2 items to themselves for peanuts. Then they got into my insurance and paid for hundreds of troon surgeries. I got called a "fag" at work by HR for this. Then Joe Biden sent me a Twitter DM telling me he was no longer interested in Donald Trump's crimes and would spend the rest of his days in office only prosecuting me and all other Kiwi Farmers.

The only reason I didn't self-unalive myself was so that when the site came back I could warn everyone else about the danger that is posting on the Kiwi Farms.
 
I have been blessed with a few cows from all this hacking kerfuffle.
They are all already fattened and ripe for the milking....
...Except, why are all these new cows actually fat useless bulls! I have been had!
 
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