Victims of the 2022 hack

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When the chuckstapo came I told them I would never betray Dear Feeder and they told me sir this is a Fuck & Suck and then we all got confused and they left

I think I'm not in the same place but they aren't here either so they probably left
 
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I went to a concert and was detained at the door, because they couldn't risk a dangerous terrorist like me getting into the venue. Luckily, I know Kung fu, so I punched security in the dick, and ran across the stage. I don’t even remember taking my clothes off, but when I finally regained consciousness after the police beating, one of the officers was definitely wearing my underwear over his face.
 
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Lokenstien said:
Because despite Kiwifarms main form of content being reading things a surprising amount number of people who use the internet are illiterate beyond a five word sentence.
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you use 'amount' for things that are hard to quantify, like water or air, while you use 'number' for things that you can literally count, like people.

god ur so fukkin illiterate
 
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you use 'amount' for things that are hard to quantify, like water or air, while you use 'number' for things that you can literally count, like people.

god ur so fukkin illiterate
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I actually didn't know that so thank you for the useful grammar lesson. However because I committed the most egregious war crime in the history of the universe by making a grammatical mistake on the internet, I am obligated to go suck 6 gorgillian cocks and then blow myself up at the nearest orphanage. So it goes.
 
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Lokenstien said:
I actually didn't know that so thank you for the useful grammar lesson. However because I committed the most egregious war crime in the history of the universe by making a grammatical mistake on the internet, I am obligated to go suck 6 gorgillian cocks and then blow myself up at the nearest orphanage. So it goes.
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it's such a common mistake i see people make, don't feel bad.
 
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Lurker said:
why are there people who use emails other than lolcow email for their kiwifarms account?

why are you like this?
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Wasn't it not use for the longest time? Its not like you could just use a burner email. Better yet, just use a onion email as burner.
 
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Some extreme silliness afoot nowadays.
 
Some government dudes came to my house and asked me if I meant all the posts about violent insurrection against the government and my burning hatred of the antichrist. Anyway they didn't arrest me but did leave me a box full of free automatic rifles and ammunition so that was cool.
 
This is one of my favourite threads but this post is a belter and deserves cross-posting.

TDLR:
Devout Catholic mother of four and denizen of Kiwi Farms @Caroline Farrow was cooking tea for her priest-husband and kids when the police burst in, arrested her, seized all electronic devices in the house, carted her off to the local nick, frisked her, searched her socks for drugs, then showed her a bunch of memes that had been posted on Kiwi Farms by other users and asked her to explain what they meant.

An evil tranny who has been persecuting Farrow (and numerous others in the UK) had reported her to the filth for running the Kiwi Farm accounts as her sock-puppets but at the time the memes were posted Farrow was in church playing the organ for mass. The police also accused her of running two sock-puppet accounts that she had never heard of on Mumsnet and asked her to explain what their posts meant too.

When warned that anything she said might be taken down in used in evidence against her, she said, "Women don't have penises".

Now released pending further investigations by UK cops, who appear to have been following protocols reserved for dealing with suspected terrorists.


Kudos to our Glorious Leader for supporting Caroline in her hour of need!

A head's up related to featured content on the site.

Caroline Farrow is a high-profile Catholic feminist activist in the UK who is currently the target of litigation from female-identifying psychos. The police in the UK received a complaint that she was potentially behind posts on the forum made by users other than her verified account (she posts as 'Caroline Farrow', so her identity is not a mystery). This complaint has likely been made by the same psychos harassing her in court.

Caroline's situation is a bit unique because she's one of a few people who choose to post with their real name and have a direct association with the forum. She's found it a useful place to find archives both for her legal issues and for exposing predators in her country.

This is harassment utilizing the police, not unlike the police visits that certain individuals with NPD and male pattern baldness have been malding about, Despite this coincidence, the press are celebrating it already.

https://web.archive.org/web/2022100...om/debug/caroline-farrow-arrested-kiwi-farms/


This is a general reminder you should consider using a VPN or Tor when posting if you are from a speech-hostile nation such as the United Kingdom. I cannot suggest any VPN in particular and it's important you understand what a VPN can and cannot do.

This webpage has more information about VPNs:
https://www.privacyguides.org/vpn/

This webpage has information about Tor:
https://www.privacyguides.org/tor/

Our Tor URL remains here:
http://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/


I've considered blocking access to the forum from the UK, Australia, and New Zealand to force users to use privacy protection tools, but I've decided against it because I don't want to make site content less available.

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A head's up related to featured content on the site. Caroline Farrow is a high-profile Catholic feminist activist in the UK who is currently the target of litigation from female-identifying psychos. The police in the UK received a complaint that she was potentially behind posts on the forum...
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While the site was down and my account was locked my dog was attacked. Which is weirding me out because I haven't antagonized white women with my posts here.
 
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L50LasPak said:
I thought I might quit on the password reset because I used a throwaway email account, but then I remembered I don't have a massive head injury and was able to just recall the email and password off the top of my head.
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a similar thing happened to me. by the time I remembered the password I had guessed too many times so it thought I was trying to hack into my own account, and the recovery processed failed because I didn't have enough of my personal information saved to verify. However, in a spot of brilliance, I managed to remember my security question answer because of course I picked a stupid one like "What is your favorite movie?" but after hours of frustration the answer came to me. To prevent this from happening in the future I have now set all of my passwords to "admin".
 
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