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Are videogames for children?

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Google.com said:
Looking at whats left of the steam community page peoples anti-viruses were already flagging the game as malware last week. How was Valve not what the fuck.
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Steam's transformation into the google play store of the pc gaming world continues apace...

What, you thought Gaben actually gave a fiddler's fuck about you? That's just plain silly.
 
Steam is too busy removing games with panty flashes and women that don't look like Shrek at the behest of Australian radfems to bother with silly things like making sure Jeet malware isn't on the front page.
 
Jace on ice said:
Steam is too busy removing games with panty flashes and women that don't look like Shrek at the behest of Australian radfems to bother with silly things like making sure Jeet malware isn't on the front page.
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Let's be real, it's no longer a fight about freedom of expression, it's a struggle to not have Steam become 70% asset-flip China-shilling porn engines that mine coins and disguise the strain as poor game optimization. It's actually unreal to see people posting asian fuckdoll asses all over the internet going "gamin heckin saved.....", knowing at least half of them aren't ironic.

I still don't know what the stellar blade bimbo is called, nor is she identifiable if you put her in normal clothing that isn't green, because that's apparently her thing. You've had westerners ask "why are you playing dress-up as a female character?" when dress-up is literally what Stellar Blade has. Costumes, jiggle physics, photo mode, poses.

I feel like I'm on crazy pills sitting unerect and sober through all this. Anime fan service ain't got shit on what this new level of hell has become.
 
⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
Let's be real, it's no longer a fight about freedom of expression, it's a struggle to not have Steam become 70% asset-flip China-shilling porn engines that mine coins and disguise the strain as poor game optimization. It's actually unreal to see people posting asian fuckdoll asses all over the internet going "gamin heckin saved.....", knowing at least half of them aren't ironic.

I still don't know what the stellar blade bimbo is called, nor is she identifiable if you put her in normal clothing that isn't green, because that's apparently her thing. You've had westerners ask "why are you playing dress-up as a female character?" when dress-up is literally what Stellar Blade has. Costumes, jiggle physics, photo mode, poses.

I feel like I'm on crazy pills sitting unerect and sober through all this. Anime fan service ain't got shit on what this new level of hell has become.
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I don't actually care man, that was just a sarcastic shitpost.

Ai goonslop and crypto miners both have to go.
 
fuck my tits dude, i just randomly downloaded Prey 2006 off archive and played until i was half way done with the game in one sitting, its like turok meets halflife, you're a native american thats got a stick up his ass, when the game starts you get sucked into a ufo while dont fear the reaper is playing then theres all this weird ass platforming directional shift portal shit....fantastic.
 
Ship of Heroes, a capeshit MMO, released yesterday and it’s going about as well as you’d think. The game looks like something straight out of the early 2000s. They have the audacity to charge 59.99USD for it as well as a premium monthly subscription. The developers are having active meltdowns on the game’s Steam forums, banning anyone with any bit of criticism about the game.

Game is so insignificant, otherwise it might be thread-worthy for the dev melties alone.

Here’s a brand new post. This SoH7 guy is a piece of work:

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Looney Troons said:
Ship of Heroes, a capeshit MMO, released yesterday and it’s going about as well as you’d think. The game looks like something straight out of the early 2000s. They have the audacity to charge 59.99USD for it as well as a premium monthly subscription. The developers are having active meltdowns on the game’s Steam forums, banning anyone with any bit of criticism about the game.

Game is so insignificant, otherwise it might be thread-worthy for the dev melties alone.

Here’s a brand new post. This SoH7 guy is a piece of work:

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Having never heard of it and looking it up, I gotta say I laughed at the gender options.
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Woke up to see the ABG playthrough of that game about the anime girl fighting construction machinery.


The 200ft hauler is one of the most uninteresting things I have ever seen in a game. This already didn't appeal to me because of all the anime, but now I have no confidence in the gameplay either.
 
Rango Dango said:
So I have downloaded Ratatan and I've noticed a few funny things:
1. The unity project is called "game"
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2. In the NVIDIA control panel it's name is "Russian Underground: VR"
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As for the game itself, it's very fun, I enjoy it a lot :)
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I recently took some screenshots from Sacred 2 with AMD Adrenalin and the filenames were the most random thing ever. It was the title of some old Chinese movie in kanji. It was just baffling. I should've noted it down.
 
Jace on ice said:
Obscure niche game is actually good

Insufferable hipster video essayist makes pretentious video essay about game

Fanbase because flooded with troons and redditors

Discourse surrounding game because unbearable

Developers make their next game to pander to tranny weirdos

Series ruined forever

Every fucking time.
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Thanks for reminding me about Devil May Cry 5, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and Darkest Dungeon (the original, not the fuckawful sequel).
 
Jace on ice said:
Obscure niche game is actually good

Insufferable hipster video essayist makes pretentious video essay about game

Fanbase because flooded with troons and redditors

Discourse surrounding game because unbearable

Developers make their next game to pander to tranny weirdos

Series ruined forever

Every fucking time.
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There are like maybe 3-4 games total that actually fit the entire criteria of this post.
 
Tokyo Extreme Racer just came out of early access, I've yet to try it out but I doubt it'll disappoint.

In other news, Starbreeze, in their infinite wisdom, has released a subscription service for Payday 2's DLC.
Both Steam and YouTube comments are not having it.
 
Jace on ice said:
Obscure niche game is actually good

Insufferable hipster video essayist makes pretentious video essay about game

Fanbase because flooded with troons and redditors

Discourse surrounding game because unbearable

Developers make their next game to pander to tranny weirdos

Series ruined forever

Every fucking time.
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Let's just pretend games have to be a commercial failure for the hypothetical case the sequel goes the wrong direction.

Fucking tired of this garbage line of thought, the developers have to not be nigger monkeys, and do things that are actually beneficial to the game. They know what they're doing better than some moron online.
By going with this line of thought you're just asking for good games to never really reach a successful enough market to keep being produced. Retarded hipsters that don't care about the games (ie: you) should be burnt on a cross.
 
Polyboros2 said:
Having never heard of it and looking it up, I gotta say I laughed at the gender options.
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That's modern gaming in a nutshell. Add the ""humor"" of going against the grit, ie. male and female, and you're basically promised free marketing. And why not? it works. Chinese propaganda game, b-but they got phat white thicc mommies! Holy goated! The west is saved!
 
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