General Vtubers You Just Don't Get The Appeal Of - "Your Oshi is Mid"

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Most of the indies that get algopushed to me. Oh, what's that? Yet another hypersexualized avatar playing FotM game that has no filter*? I haven't seen that one before /sneed

*The no filter meaning the occasional swear or safehorny comment.

Yeah, I'm just gonna stick to my 2views, thank you very much.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

the ones with the fake, shrill voices.
so most of them.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Also is him just being a dude like an open secret? Like not even trans just a normal ass dude? Because I feel like thats something that would topple the whole thing if it ever got out.

I think everyone is in on it.

Zentraya is a "character" that just happens to have a male actor. Like how Louie Anderson's last major role was playing the mom in some cable drama because they needed someone that was both Midwestern and kinda dumpy looking.

 

[Kartoshki]

Most of the ones on Twitch. They have a tendency to start fleshtubing and at that point I lose all interest. Commit to the bit or stop lying to me so I don't click your stream.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

please vtuber fans, explain to me; what the fuck is this shit?

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

please vtuber fans, explain to me; what the fuck is this shit?

just twins doing twin stuff

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Ironmouse
Remove her bubble shit and she would've never hit it this big. She wasnt that bad when she was still grinding the small circuit but she is probably one of the worst big vtubers simply because of her incessant need to try and push twitch fags into it. Although luckily only on Twitch and Twitter

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

Nyanners. I don't understand how she has a fanbase unless said fanbase is oblivious to what she did to her previous one.

Shylily. Whole personality is teehee I bought a cucumber/I grabbed a screwdriver to fuck it and I'm so lewd all the time wompwomp. Coomerbait.

Projekt Melody. Sorry, I hate porn and pornwhores, and that includes her. Plus she was proven to be a snake and a liar during the Nuxtaku drama.

Most EN Holo, sorry. FUWAMOCO are the only ones okay in my book because they are not sjw-y (I seriously can't think of a better term) and have no issue being hags that like """"problematic"""" media. I can understand if the babytalk is grating to you guys, of course. But I always felt Ina, Kiara, Mori, etc were all incredibly overrated.

I still hate Shiori's dissonance between her voice and her model. You're free to enjoy her or whatever, it's fine, but I can't stop hearing Natsumi Moe and the model clashes so badly with her nerdass asian weeb girl voice I couldn't watch it even if what she did interested me.

All of these are my opinions and you're free to disagree.

 

[Scarthew]

Most EN Holo, sorry. FUWAMOCO are the only ones okay in my book because they are not sjw-y

Reminder Mori has a song specifically making fun of woke shit.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

Reminder Mori has a song specifically making fun of woke shit.

I didn't like that song at all but I stand corrected, thank you my friend.

 

[Scarthew]

I didn't like that song at all but I stand corrected, thank you my friend.

Its one of her worst. At best you can write it off as a joke song (which it is) but its not indicative of her music as a whole.

 

[electrician's apprentice]

Reminder Mori has a song specifically making fun of woke shit.

Mori makes nigger mad so she's ok in my book

 

[azure hours]

All of the big indies aside from Doki, I mean people like Bao, Snuffy, Ironmouse, et al. They're like the ishowspeed or kai cenat of vtubers, just lowest common denominator slop.
The 500-1.5k CCV range for indies seems to be the sweet spot, found a lot of fun twitch indies from /lig/ in that range.

 

[Major von der Westfront]

GFE bitches. I mean, how the fuck are you going to simp after a cartoon 1, but also someone who probably has a BF already and fucks her nightly unlike you.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

GFE bitches. I mean, how the fuck are you going to simp after a cartoon 1, but also someone who probably has a BF already and fucks her nightly unlike you.

GFE and BFE. I think the BFE fanbases are worse, actually, because they are full of unhinged female fans. Male unicorns are stupid and laughable people, but bitches can be crazy.

Plus emotional prostitution is still prostitution. Gross.

 

[Duct Taper Shotgun]

Gawr Gura. Seriously do not understand the appeal. Mid design, unremarkable voice, blase choices of stream activities... four fucking million subscribers.

 

[Big Fart Bart]

Kronii. As in i don't understand her at all.
I don't understand her humor, i don't understand the way she speaks, i don't understand the way she thinks.
Just don't get her at all.