Dank DeMoss / Dajua Blanding / realbigdankdemoss2 / "Big Dank" - Detroit's Fattest Female rapper, denied service by a LYFT driver for being 498 lbs and got him fired (now suing LYFT), bringing the "she" to "sheboon", shit under da nails, no knees & 4'ft-fayt.

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Meet Dajua Blanding, known by the stage name Dank DeMoss, a 36 year old female rapper located in Detroit, self titled BBW, and the fattest female rapper in Detroit, mang.
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Here's just a snippet of this woman's vocal.. "talent"

Play at your own hearings peril...
Seriously. Jokes aside, you REALLY wanna turn down your volume before you play this.




Before I get into this thread, please make sure to archive stuff such as YouTube or TikTok videos, this is to avoid anything getting nuked and vanishing permanently. I have done my best where I can for this first post, which I will work on over time. I'll have resources at the bottom, just to assist.
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Big Dank, for a BIG motherfuckin reason, nigga. - Her Career & Hambeastery
Dajua Blanding is professionally known as "Dank DeMoss" or "Big Dank". For the last decade, she has been trying to break into the Detroit rap scene, as one of Detroit's BIGGEST (physical) rappers. She started off, uploading music videos to her now abandoned YouTube channel under her real name, Dajua Blanding, when she was roughly 25, to 26 years old. Here are the few videos she uploaded, just to give you a taste of the humble beginnings.
oh LAWD, mah Whitney Houston!

Dank would eventually abandon her Dajua Blanding channel on YouTube in 2015, creating a SoundCloud in the same year - as all Black kings and kweens, and wiggers, do when they aspire to become the next rap sensation. The SoundCloud link is still named Dajua Blanding, but the actual profile is listed as her rap name, "Dank DeMoss" featuring absolute hidden gems, such as:
"Dank Mix Bounce (1)"

"No Fucks"

Now, granted, these are old songs dating from 9 to 5 years ago. Surely, she improved with time, right? Well, Dajua would eventually abandon the SoundCloud too, in 2020. However, in August of 2017, she would open a YouTube channel under her rapper name, "Dank DeMoss" where she continues to upload music, and general vlog style videos.
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Here is a more recent example of her music.
and a local archive to boot.
On top of her music, as I mentioned she does vlog style videos. In a series titled "My Life as a Plus Size Rapper" - A personal favourite is the one in which she discusses getting Lippo Suction.
(local archive)

Also, a special guest appearance in one of her vlogs.

This lippo suction video, reveals that as of December 12th, 2024, she was roughly a whopping 543 LBS. But at the time of the video being recorded, she was down 60, making her 489 LBS as of January 1st. Keep in mind, this woman can't be any taller than 4'11" or 5'1" at best.
As any good influencer, or wannabe music star does in the current day and age, Dank runs various social media accounts on platforms such as Instagram, and TikTok. We'll focus on her TikTok though.

On her TikTok profile, she would post various videos of herself, her music, spamming hashtags and doing her best to abuse TikTok's wonky algorithm in order to promote her music and get it out to as many people as humanly possible.

Thanks to her TikTok page, however, we can finally get into what has propelled Dank DeMoss to world-wide fame.

The LYFT Incident - You Can (Not) Fit.
Believe me, you can't.​

On January 18th, Dank DeMoss would post this video to her Instagram - and her TikTok profiles. The video blowing up on both platforms.

The video depicts a driver for the "Lyft" app, denying service to Big Dank due to her size. She asks why, and he tells her "You can't fit." She tries to iterate to the driver that she can in fact fit, to which he only responds, "Believe me, you can't."
After sharing the video to TikTok specifically, Dank would respond to many comments from obvious trolls, and critics. Obviously being incapable of handling the flak she was receiving for, and to put it very bluntly, being a fat bitch. Here's some examples of her chimp-outs.

Interestingly, in this video responding to a "Nicholas Lynch" she claims she NEVER reported the individual driver to Lyft for this incident, and claims he never got fired. We'll circle back to this later.

In this video, she's malding at the "skinny bitches". She really disliked women thinner than her even if only by a few pounds mocking her.

Absolute gold quotes here. "You only one burger away from bein' my size." "Stop calling yourself a BBW hoe, cuz you not bitch. Other BBW's don't put other BBW's down, bitch."
She claims in this video - again, she did not contact LYFT, and that she "didn't do it for clout" as she "is the clout" due to her "doing this for a long ass time". Being roughly 10 years, and no-one heard of her until this incident blew up on social media.

Now, in general as a response to the flak overall rather than individual comments, Dank would start posting videos of her "working out" or, at least in a gym.



To this hamplanets credit, she is active... Even if barely, I suppose. It's more effort than most fatties would put into self improvement. But, it's very apparent Dank's status as a "plus size BBW" kween is integral to her whole identity, especially now.

Anyhow, back to the LYFT situation. Lyft would eventually directly respond to Dank themselves, stating that the driver who "discriminated" against her was terminated. Dank would share their response on Instagram, stating that "the damage was already done !!!"
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And then, the news broke that Dank, real name Dajua Blanding, was going to sue LYFT in a multi-million dollar lolsuit.

The LYFT Lolsuit.
Awww shieeet nigga... We's gon' eat some KFC like kangs today.​

A fox news clip, provided by @William F. Clinton

The LYFT incident blew up so much on social media, that official news outlets picked up on it. Fox 2 also did an article on Dank DeMoss. (archive) although, it covers basically what the clip above did.
The Daily Mail also did an article on her, archived here. Again, it covers really nothing that I haven't though.
Hilariously. This whole lolsuit is stemming from nothing more, than, "it hurt my feelings he called me fat."
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Her lawyers, Jonathon "Jon" Marko & Zach Runyan both have Instagram profiles. Zach's profile is private, but Jon's is public. He has quite a social media presence.
Jon's Profile Archive
Zach's Profile Archive
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I can't get over these guys comparing being told "you're too fucking fat to fit in my car, my tires can't handle it." to racism.

Jon Marko runs "Marko Law", (A) the law firm representing Dajua Blanding in her upcoming litigation against LYFT. According to themselves, they are "Michigan's Most Aggressive Personal Injury, Employment and Civil Rights attorney" - to their credit, they seem to actually be up to snuff. Having helped a John Doe successfully sue the University of Michigan, (A) after an instance of sexual assault in 2018, for $490,000,000
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This is unfortunately it, for now, in terms of Dajua's litigation. I haven't found any public documents or anything of the case itself if it's gone anywhere just yet - When there is more, I will do my best to update and stay up to date. I don't know dick about Michigan law, but I'm sure this will be quite funny. I imagine these guys are only taking this because it seems pretty easy to say it is discrimination - and because of the huge boost in terms of recognition their firm will get doing so thanks to the popularity and coverage this story has received so far.

The end... For now.​
As this is a developing litigation, it'll be some time before I can get proper, in-depth coverage of it for this OP. She's going to need all the money she can squeeze outta Lyft, so that she can make sure her nails are caked in shit and so she can continue to be a rotund individual. Dank is fat - and I would not have sex with her.
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I think truly, that Dank DeMoss has potential to be one of the funniest fucking Deathfats there is.
Big ups to the Kiwi's that have helped me reformat the OP - hopefully, this time around, it's a lot more digestible, and a much better read.


Here's a list of her social medias - and archives, to what I could archive at least.

Soundcloud - Archive
Current TikTok - Archive
Old Tiktok - Archive
Current YouTube - Archive
Old YouTube - Archive
Twitter / X account - Archive
Dank Demoss Facebook account - Archive
Dajua Blanding Facebook Account - (The archive does not show the profile.)
Instagram account - Archive

At the start of the post, I stated I'd provide some resources for Archiving. I again - urge anyone who participates to archive what they decide to discuss / can using these:

Video Archive tool recommended: 4K Downloader This can be used to download entire playlists of videos. https://www.4kdownload.com/-54
For uploading Youtube videos https://preservetube.com/
For downloading Tiktok vids https://ssstik.io/
For downloading Instagram vids https://snapinst.app/
For downloading Twitter vids https://twittervideodownloader.com/

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Tablet County said:
Dank isn't her real name is it?
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As far as I've found so far - it could actually be Dank, which is just hilarious
Big Dank for a big mothafuckin reason, nigga.

Ok, correction, her name might actually be Dajua Blanding due to the use of the "Blanding" second name on another profile, "Bigdank Blanding" and her "Dajua Blanding" facebook profile having other people, with the last name Blanding, added.
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She has a million fucking facebooks under "Bigdank Blanding" or "Dajua Blanding" so yes, it seems Dajua Blanding is actually her real name. Fuckin' "Dajua" lmao
 
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Good work, mang.
The OP has enough content but as for a few suggestions in formatting:
Dajua, or as I'll refer to her for the rest of the thread, Dank DeMoss, is a female rapper located in Detroit, hailing from Detroit, Michigan. She currently weighs somewhere around 489 LBS, at 4'11" according to a page for her on the website "BBW Wiki" she weighed 565 at her "peak", which was her current when the page was made.
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Dank really flips on being a "plus size" or "BBW" rapper, the reality is, she's just fuckin fat. She fat as hell, nigga, shieeet.
So fat, that in her vlog series, "My life as a Plus Size rapper" she got lippo suction. Really owning the trolls and showing them how much of a BBW plus size rapper kween you are, Dank. I suppose, to her credit, she seems to be losing weight. In this video, posted Jan 1st, she was 543 LBS as of December 12th 2024, now being when this was recorded, down to 489 LBS.
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These two excerpts are both related to her hambeast status, but are split between the top and bottom of the OP. It would be wise to roll these two together, potentially into an weight entire section if you think there's enough content to warrant so. Same thing with the singing samples; they can be rolled into one section.

Also, the rundown of the Lyft scandal is sandwiched in the middle of the OP between samples of her singing and vlogs. I would recommend either leading with the Lyft story (as it's really the only reason people care about the negress) or hold off on it until the end since it's her most recent activity.
That said, here's how I'd arrange this:

- Intro
-> Rapper, age, professional hambeast info, etc.
-> Maybe some funny clips of her being fat as an appetizer

- "Career"
-> List some samples of her music output
-> Give some commentary if you're up for it
-> Cover her vlogs and other random shit she's done before the Lyft scandal
-> Establish when she started and how long she's been going this

- Dank is FAT (and I would not have sex with her)
-> Cover her weight and the timeline of her weight
-> Cover her half-hearted attempts to lose weight
-> Put any miscellaneous clips of her being gross here

- The Lyft Saga (keep in mind this will likely need to be updated semi-often if the lawsuit actually gets off the ground)
- Keep the clip of her being denied and on the news*, link some archived news articles.
- Include the details of her lawyers' case (this is the part that might need updating later on)
- Establish this as her literal big break
- Keep all the clips of her chimping out at detractors

- End (with all the obligatory social links)
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Like I said, most of the content you need is there, but the clips and formatting are too scattered and unorganized for this to work as a cohesive overview.

*EDIT: Here's the news clip was referring to (I mixed up this OP with the one in News & Articles):

 
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