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SiggerNlayer said:
You didn’t even know Custodes were never exclusively male. why do you care so much about a hobby youre not a part of lmao? Annoying cunts have been saying this every edition but the game has only continued to become more popular.
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Why are you behaving like some obtuse retard who can't understand that I can like my hobby and not have an exclusive knowledge of every facet of one sub-faction of an entire universe of factions? I'm trying to explain to you that the faggotification of this hobby has already been observed in other hobbies and it's an incremental process that's well on it's way. Why do you cope for this? Do I have to know what Farris Manus' dick smells like from some forgotten edition for you to observe what is happening or are you going to continue to be on your gay shit all day?
 
Tism the Return II said:
Apparently the new Custodes codex mentions female Custodes. I don't feel good about this one bros...
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If you play a version of 40k printed after 2012, you are giga retarded and deserve to have your shit fucked up. Why're you playing a tabletop game like an MMO? Pick an edition you like, play that. It's static, you have everything you want at your fingertips, can comfortably homebrew and balance to your groups' content. You don't want a game, you want a regular dripfeed of curated content like a crack addict, so you don't have to put forth effort. 40k should not be a storybook, it's a group of tropes harvested from across fiction and history, arranged together to provide a common set of concepts to serve as a basis for storytelling in your games of toy soldiers.
 
I've grown apathetic to GW rawdogging the setting. The model releases have been meh for a while, granted I play Mechanicus lol. This shitshow is up there with the Emperor being revealed to have a faggy name like Neoth. The whole reason for the super-soldiers was that he didn't want a divergent transhuman race dominating normal humanity so he made them all male and sterile. I was actually kinda excited when Bile was brought back since his whole schitck was making an actual transhuman race of humanity to outcompete the galaxy. "New Men" models paired with new Emperors Children sounded kino.
 
Holy shit, I thought the female custodes thing was a meme or edit meant to get (You)s on /tg/. This was real? They couldn't even go "Cawl figured out how to make the process work on women so we can have double the pauldron faggots fighting for the Emperor", they wanted to go "Errr they've always been there"?

If they wanted to get more women into the game, this isn't it. The women into warhams that I know like Tyranids, both kinds of Eldar, and the Admechs (the best faction).
 
isalaide said:
This is not about "reeee wimmin in muh tabletop ruining things". We didn't ruin a damn thing; this isn't something we even wanted. But the discussion about it is, unquestionably, going to bring the position of existing female community members under scrutiny, and that is without doubt going to make common 40K spaces less comfortable for us.
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that's a really great summary of all these women-in-x pop culture war pushes. the long established existing female fanbase gets ignored or squeezed out for some fictional phantom fanbase that even if it exists isn't interested in being part of the space in any capacity beyond just ticking a box to say they like it.
 
paperwork said:
that's a really great summary of all these women-in-x pop culture war pushes. the long established existing female fanbase gets ignored or squeezed out for some fictional phantom fanbase that even if it exists isn't interested in being part of the space in any capacity beyond just ticking a box to say they like it.
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It's divide and conquer. It's profitable to have the sexes pissed off and estranged from each-other since alienated people are easier to sell vices and coping mechanisms to.
 
Grimoire Canthari said:
Holy shit, I thought the female custodes thing was a meme or edit meant to get (You)s on /tg/. This was real? They couldn't even go "Cawl figured out how to make the process work on women so we can have double the pauldron faggots fighting for the Emperor", they wanted to go "Errr they've always been there"?

If they wanted to get more women into the game, this isn't it. The women into warhams that I know like Tyranids, both kinds of Eldar, and the Admechs (the best faction).
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I really don't want to touch this whole thing with a ten foot pole buuuut:

I don't think even GW thinks this is about actual women.
 
Mikoyan said:
I really don't want to touch this whole thing with a ten foot pole buuuut:

I don't think even GW thinks this is about actual women.
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100% tranny pandering. It’s Henry Cavill I feel sorry for. He’s going to have to transition or start a new army now.
 
I am really curious what implications this could have on that Warhammer Amazon series. Where exactly does Henry Cavill stand? Would he bow down to GW on their obnoxious DEI retcons? Or would he stand up for the IP and be willingly to walk if GW and Amazon insist on fucking it up to satisfy ESG requirements?

Also, it really blows my mind that properties that got as big as they are today specifically catering to male interests would willingly jeopardize the IPs future financial success and reputation for the sake of “inclusivity”… why do I get the feeling that the average Stacey cheerleader or Taylor swift fan isn’t somehow going to be woo’ed into loving warhammer 40k now that there are giant genetically modified female warriors that exist to cleanse the galaxy of heretics and demons?
 
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CryptoHermit said:
It's divide and conquer. It's profitable to have the sexes pissed off and estranged from each-other since alienated people are easier to sell vices and coping mechanisms to.
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You'd think GW would go "we're selling expensive minis to nerds who think they're too good to be crack addicts" and leave it at that. Or just have some badass Soriritas/IG/Eldar/Admech (please) women doing their usual as some new named characters. They could've even taken characters from their books and gone "lol she has a pretty model and rules, now look at this lore blurb where she kicks ass and isn't skankily dressed, isn't that cool?" Or get a hot prettyboy who kicks ass, lots of women go "Legolas hot" and then like LoTR.

Also how did banning fans animating their 40k OCs go? I thought that was meant to draw more eyes towards their Warhammer TV shit, but I haven't heard anything about it. Then again, I'm kinda mentally stuck in 8th edition and don't engage with the fanbase much.
 
It's kinda funny, you guys are freaking out over here and I'm like "Wow, the Orks got some REALLY good shit with their new codex", though, shame some models got removed.
 
Grimoire Canthari said:
They could've even taken characters from their books and gone "lol she has a pretty model and rules, now look at this lore blurb where she kicks ass and isn't skankily dressed, isn't that cool?"
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Iyanna Arienal model never ever.
Grimoire Canthari said:
Also how did banning fans animating their 40k OCs go? I thought that was meant to draw more eyes towards their Warhammer TV shit, but I haven't heard anything about it. Then again, I'm kinda mentally stuck in 8th edition and don't engage with the fanbase much.
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It was always overstated, but Warhammer+ seems to be declining and I haven't heard about any particularly relevant new fan projects.
AncientPhosphur said:
Won’t be laughing when they start giving Orks pronouns and make them female
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Half done, half yet to go.
 
Kyuruma said:
You're not only giving up and letting these freaks take the future of your hobby, you're letting them take the past too. Rub the past in their face and be a fucking NIGGER in this hobby. 3D print minis, convince other people to do the same, buy used models, buy old models, do something other than cry and shit your pants when these people start exerting influence. Giving up just hands it to them on a silver platter.
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And if you absolutely have to get new models because of tournaments get them from a 3rd party store or online retailer. Probably better to get used or 3d print though. A lot of prints are decent enough that people won’t notice. Plus I bet a lot of people have large backlogs.

I’d be so pissed if I was one of their sales or customer service reps. Just because of all the bs I’d have to deal with. The people who push these ideas are never on the front lines nor are their jobs at risk if sales dip.
Grimoire Canthari said:
You'd think GW would go "we're selling expensive minis to nerds who think they're too good to be crack addicts" and leave it at that. Or just have some badass Soriritas/IG/Eldar/Admech (please) women doing their usual as some new named characters. They could've even taken characters from their books and gone "lol she has a pretty model and rules, now look at this lore blurb where she kicks ass and isn't skankily dressed, isn't that cool?" Or get a hot prettyboy who kicks ass, lots of women go "Legolas hot" and then like LoTR.

Also how did banning fans animating their 40k OCs go? I thought that was meant to draw more eyes towards their Warhammer TV shit, but I haven't heard anything about it. Then again, I'm kinda mentally stuck in 8th edition and don't engage with the fanbase much.
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They’re really playing with fire. If they massively change the ip it’ll lose all its luster. Making it tolerable to modern sensibilities will kill the company. If they did the same thing in the 90s by caving into the soccer mom crowd, I would never have picked up the hobby. Changing the hobby isn’t going to bring more people in.

I already cancelled my white dwarf subscription. I’m one of the few that still are on it probably. But yeah it’ll save me a little bit.
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
I guess now is the time to get off the ride for Warhammer 40K. The End and the Death is to Warhammer what End Game was to Marvel movies, now everything that follows in its wake will be in the realm of no-shits-given terrible decision making permitted by diminished returns, because now Warhammer has been deemed to have run its course. Using cloak and dagger shit to retcon female Custodes was a retarded move that nobody will admire the writers for making, especially since we have Sisters of Silence as female Custode equivalents anyway.

It's a shame really, Warhammer 40K was the last IP I still had any fondness for. I guess now the only IP refuge of any quality is Middle Earth since nothing outside of Tolkien's words will ever be canon, no matter how hard Amazon tries to shit it up.
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What’s in the public domain? I’m actually serious haha.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Why are you behaving like some obtuse retard who can't understand that I can like my hobby and not have an exclusive knowledge of every facet of one sub-faction of an entire universe of factions? I'm trying to explain to you that the faggotification of this hobby has already been observed in other hobbies and it's an incremental process that's well on it's way. Why do you cope for this? Do I have to know what Farris Manus' dick smells like from some forgotten edition for you to observe what is happening or are you going to continue to be on your gay shit all day?
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Calm down
 
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On their knees wanting to suck Primaris cocks
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Forty more girl Custodes out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

Orgy in the showers at Dan Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming Primaris butt
Like a breeding grox wanting to rut

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Custodes even getting fucked in their sleep
Dan Ranch, it rocks
Custodes love big hard Primaris cocks

Forty naked Custodes in the showers at Dan Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Forty naked Custodes wanting to be fucked
Custodes in the showers at Dan Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck Primaris cocks
Dan Ranch really rocks

Hot hard buff Custodes , their cocks throbbing hard
Forty more girl Custodes out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

Orgy in the showers at Dan Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming Primaris butt
Like a breeding grox wanting to rut

Forty naked Custodes in the showers at Dan Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Forty naked Custodes wanting to be fucked
Custodes in the showers at Dan Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck Primaris cocks
Dan Ranch really rocks

Big hard throbbing cocks, getting sucked real deep
Custodes even getting fucked in their sleep
Dan Ranch, it rocks
Custodes love big hard Primaris cocks

In honour of Dan Abnett and his yugioh Emperor vs Horus in the End and the death. #new40k #femalecustodes #warhammer #Gamesworkshop #musclegirl #dommymommy
 
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