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Cats said:
Oh, yeah. Man there's always some nasty dirt on youtubers these days. Fuck that guy for cheating, especially on a pregnant woman. I am dramatically opposed to cheating it is so painful to do to someoen :[
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Thankfully many places criminalize Adultery. I don't think he lives in any of them however...
augment said:
I think Penny just moved on many months ago. In as much as you could given the circumstances

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>Mostly fear
What? like @Inquisitor_BadAss said, she could nuke his career from orbit. People have been "cancelled" (hate that fucking word) for far less. If Adultery is criminalized where he lives she can probably get him jailed too.
 
Back from vacation and back at it.

There’s like six topknots in this old Chaos Warrior box
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Bits alone I got my money’s worth, skulls, spikes, more swords than I know what to do with, the shields will become shoulder shields for any knights I do. Like six sprues of stuff in here, god damn we had it good.
 
isalaide said:
Aw, those are AWESOME. I have a Guard-playing mate who has four small daughters. I think I may have found a plan for the best joke birthday present yet.

Re: tranny Sanguinius - tumblr has this appalling, appalling fancanon that Mortarion is trans. (In that, he has vagine). The fancanon goes, he's a trans man and was molested as a child by Necare (puke). Don't know why Mortarion in particular gets this BAD ENDING, since Lorgar is actually canonically abused by Kor Phaeron as a kid and also Kor Phaeron is so obviously a nonce he may as well be called J'mi Sahvil
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Ah, another entry on the long, long list of gross, horrifying shit that Tumblr has to answer for.
 
Second Missing Primarch said:
Ah, another entry on the long, long list of gross, horrifying shit that Tumblr has to answer for.
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You know what’s funny about it?

Morty is /ourguy/ he’s the whitebread ass nigga who got up to that podium and ranted and raved about the dangerous seduction of dark, dangerous inclinations that tainted even the purest of warriors and the necessity to cut out this rot and to build a stronger Imperium without these dangerous and perverted individuals who would threaten the children of all mankind.

He also hated psykers.
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p1138 said:
If you're doing a big desert terrain board it's too yellow for that, and you'd be better off buying cheaper paint from the hardware store anyway.

That "midwinter ice" bullshit... of course the color blind guy picks the crappiest possible color for undercoating anything.
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Guy makes a big point at the beginning of the video about how he used to recommend Halfords' spray primer in his early videos, because it was so cheap, but in the six years since, now it's £11.99.

I checked the Colour Forge website. If we're to assume that their usual pricing structure will be taken into account when these sprays hit the market, Midwinter Ice will retail at £12.00 a can. So, as well as being useless as anything but a monument to his vanity, it's actually MORE expensive.

Still, Guy'd know how much difference a Penny can make, I'm sure.
 
Humble Architect said:
You know what’s funny about it?

Morty is /ourguy/ he’s the whitebread ass nigga who got up to that podium and ranted and raved about the dangerous seduction of dark, dangerous inclinations that tainted even the purest of warriors and the necessity to cut out this rot and to build a stronger Imperium without these dangerous and perverted individuals who would threaten the children of all mankind.

He also hated psykers.
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Still… he did my boy Garro rotten (no pun intended) and acts like an overly emo faggot.
 
Humble Architect said:
There’s like six topknots in this old Chaos Warrior box
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How old? Made two squads of Havoks all with topknors using 2006ish CSM boxes. 3 " missile launchers + reaper autocannon & champion and 3 * lascannon + reaper autocannon & champion. Good stuff,

Picked up a Deffkilla Wartrike today due to the FOMO promotion. One of the heads has a pickelhaube, fucking love it. Eurasian orks are the best orks
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Still… he did my boy Garro rotten (no pun intended) and acts like an overly emo faggot.
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Well I think “loyalists from the traitor legions” should’ve shut their fucking cock holes and joined the Lodges, they were not brother-men and Horus wisely killed six gorillion of them with Morty’s “historical relic” zyklon reserves.

It’s also funny that the emo character is a hick, farmboy racist who drinks moonshine with his men. It’s amazing him and Russ weren’t pals frankly.
Pedophobe said:
How old? Made two squads of Havoks all with topknors using 2006ish CSM boxes. 3 " missile launchers + reaper autocannon & champion and 3 * lascannon + reaper autocannon & champion. Good stuff,

Picked up a Deffkilla Wartrike today due to the FOMO promotion. One of the heads has a pickelhaube, fucking love it. Eurasian orks are the best orks
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It’s the old Chaos Warriors where the body was two pieces and the arms were ball-jointed and so were the heads, I think the ones that just got replaced. Sixteen of the monopose fuckers for fifty bucks.
 
Humble Architect said:
It’s the old Chaos Warriors where the body was two pieces and the arms were ball-jointed and so were the heads, I think the ones that just got replaced. Sixteen of the monopose fuckers for fifty bucks.
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Don't get me wrong I love the new sculpts but there is something just so charming and simple about oldhammer. I love the old monopose sculpts, the fantasy stuff too because that was the first thing i remember my cousin's boyfriend painting when we were much younger (he is the same dude who got me and my cousin's brother into Magic back in the 1990's)...never forget seeing him bring out his warhammer collection and just thinking it was so cool. That whole trip up to visit them when I discovered warhammer and magic the gathering was just a big nostalgia dump for me and one of my few memories that sticks out stronger and brighter than many others around that time period for me. I still remember how the mtg beta and ice age card packs smelled when you opened them. I was only a very little kid then but it was so neat to watch the older kids play warhammer and see all the beautiful old MTG art. My cousin's favorite artist was Mark Poole.
 
Cats said:
Don't get me wrong I love the new sculpts but there is something just so charming and simple about oldhammer. I love the old monopose sculpts, the fantasy stuff too because that was the first thing i remember my cousin's boyfriend painting when we were much younger (he is the same dude who got me and my cousin's brother into Magic back in the 1990's)...never forget seeing him bring out his warhammer collection and just thinking it was so cool. That whole trip up to visit them when I discovered warhammer and magic the gathering was just a big nostalgia dump for me and one of my few memories that sticks out stronger and brighter than many others around that time period for me. I still remember how the mtg beta and ice age card packs smelled when you opened them. I was only a very little kid then but it was so neat to watch the older kids play warhammer and see all the beautiful old MTG art. My cousin's favorite artist was Mark Poole.
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I just love how much you would get in a box in those late 90s-2000s infantry kits. More parts than you’d ever need.

The Chaos Spawn is the last of those kits and I’d recommend it regardless of the gross price, it’s a Mister Potato Head monster builder and you get so many parts.

The plastic boxnaught was also great for that. You really come to appreciate the bang for your buck these kits used to have.
 
StevieLasVegas said:
I miss the old legion boxnoughts Forgeworld made, the Sonic Dreadnought in particular. Wish I bought one when I had the chance
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Well that one is definitely getting revived for the EC range, unless they go full retard again like the WE range.

A WE vs EC Skalathrax box with new berserker and noise Dreadnoughts would be cool, recreate that fantastic Realm of Chaos box set.
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The best box sets are the ones that ones that can be one army or two. It’s why the HH box sets are so damn good.
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Combat Patrols now cost £100 :stress:
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More fucked up they sell kill team boxes for $50 and you have to buy a second box for a full model range. Inquisitorial agents got me FUCKED because you would buy the main box (if it wasn’t even sold out instantly) and had to wait almost a year just for a second solo box to finish the kill team.
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Combat Patrols now cost £100 :stress:
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Anyone else remember getting into the hobby picking up units with pocket money?

They’re pricing new customers out.

If you’re a teenager and you have the choice between an overpriced GTA VI for £100 or a Combat Patrol I think I know what I’d choose.

They’re pricing their products at a price range only 40 year old white guys can afford. Looks like they’re going to start telling the world how much they hate 40 year old white guys to try and look cool on Twitter and appeal to the alphabet kids who can’t afford them.

Now I’m no business genius but I can remember how well this strategy worked in comics.
 
Shit like that is going to get me to permanently flip to Bolt Action. I know it’s a stereotype of guard fans to do so but man. GW continuing to take shits all over its customers sucks. Hopefully they revamp the Konflict 47 line with a bit more 40k grim darkness in 3rd edition and have more US Airborne be plastic instead of metal.
 
I've been looking at getting into Warmahordes with GW going bonkers on their prices. Biggest problem there that despite Mk IV looking better than III, the game is on hold now that Privateer Press got bought by Steamforge Games recently until they sort the logistics.
 
I have an issue where there's not a single 40k faction I couldn't see myself collecting, so Kill Team in theory would be great for me. But boy howdy they don't make it appealing to collect. After ignoring Specialist Games forever it's weird seeing Necromunda and KT get... I won't say support, but, releases?

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$60-75 USD for a single squad and what, an upgrade sprue, maybe? Are they not even shoving mandatory terrain in the boxes anymore? And they keep releasing new big box kits, does that mean there are new rulebooks and campaignbooks and the like you have to keep up with, or are the big box sets just some intro terrain + 2 small KTs?

Necromunda's not much better, it's gone from "hey here's a campaign style game where you build up a squad of one of like 5 themed gangs -- meathead jocks, 80s club girls, spy guys, etc etc, get ready to kitbash the hell out of your unique force" to "hey buy this special spankywanky bike squad that only one of the gangs get so you can get one over on your opponent, they're about to buy the donkeywonkey robots and totally pwn you otherwise."

I don't wanna say there's a problem -- like some of the shit I agree with, like adding the Arbites as a playable gang type. But then I look on the GW site and there are over 200 SKUs for Necromunda and uh, what.

To say nothing about the rulebooks. There's what, $300 worth of just rulebooks you have to buy now? Main rulebook, then the book of the X, then the house of the Y... And based on GW, we're a year or 3 out from a new edition that will invalidate all of it...
 
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