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I finally got back into reading 40k


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(Short) Execution: Chick commissar leads imperial guard regiment and a Pysker against a seemingly impervious chaos stronghold on a former agricultural world.

It's a fact of life in 40k that the best victory's involve sacrificing your men Soviet style to secure a victory, and this book does a perfect job driving that moral home. Commissar Severina Raine is portrayed as a very cold and mathematical kind of women. The kind of person Cain would have to be if he didn't have the luck of a saint. She's no tyrant, but she broke down the formula of exactly when to blam, when to shout speeches and when to sacrifice. The supporting guard and psyker don't have as much focus, but I do like how the regiment is portrayed as religious and not entirely resentful of the Commissar for doing what she has to do. They get her in, they get her out, and then it's all about pulling the trigger.

There is a frantic Darktide quality to the fights and I really liked the framing of her origin alongside the action. It cinematically cuts between her swapping stories with her 2nd and the assault on the fortress. Particularly liked how she got beat to shit over the story and started to lose focus at the end.

My favorite little twist at the end was the novelty of a psyker misunderstanding ...
Her impending blindness as a sign of death

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Apparently Raine has her own novel, so Ill have to check that out when I get a chance.

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Short, Champions All : Black Templar and sisters penitent vs Orks that have occupied a former church



This story is even more vanilla but I really liked the back and forth between the Templar Champion and Sister. They both cheer each other up and work well in tandem. It was cute how the BT called her lucky for getting a second chance to redeem herself. Especially appreciated how the sister is clearly written as weaker then a space marine, but her willingness to close the distance and distract opponents puts her on a closer playing field. There is also a big focus on faith here, which was nice.


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Novel, Rite of Passage: A recently widowed Navigator has designs on becoming head of her household, but the destruction of a planet and navigator serial killings on her homeworld interrupt her ambitions. Trouble is, her rivals didn't get the memo.


Navigators are probably one of the coolest overlooked factions of 40k and this book does a really good job highlighting them. They are an kingdom onto themselves, almost as independent as the mechanicus. Without them nothing runs ontime and they dam well know it. Trouble is, despite their pampered status in the imperium that doesn't mean rivalry's and politicking go away. Half of this book is 40k political thriller, where rival houses attempt to understand and undermine the other. And the other half is a chaos serial killer trying to murder them all. The lore is fantastic and worth the price alone, as it highlights what a prosperous core world of the imperium actually looks like. We get a planetary governor that actually seems competent, religious festivals and cool pollical/internal family drama. My favorite bit is when a scribe mentions that when Rob took over the imperium the mortality rate of the planet went from something like a thousand a day to a thousand a week. (Progress!)



The Main character Chetta is a pretty interesting figure for a 40k story. She's barely a fighter, has a bad hip and she is something of a manipulative bitch. Oh she's got a heart of gold if you do right by her, but she's fully prepared to lie and cheat her way though a problem if she has to. (She starts off the story having murdered her Husband) Chetta's the only one who realizes how bad the serial killings are, but she has to navigate the minefield laid out in front of her by the ignorance of everyone else. With rival houses she cant trust and court drama that even involves a rogue trader. The chaos side of the coin involves an assassin named Radimir. This guy was great, he's an intelligent psychopath, who knows exactly what he needs
. 8 navigator eyes, a special sanity destroying ritual symbol, and a decent chunk of his life force
to do in order to launch an entire planet into the warp. The whole gimmick he had reminded me of the Jackel from "Day of the Jackel". Lore wise I'm very curious about his special abilities
. Dude can walk through walls using the ability to travel through shadow, I remember seeing those guys in the rogue trader game, what's their deal?
. He can't do it alone though, so he has to pair up with a local chaos cult. Those guys were great for how utterly naive and friendly they are. They have no idea what they are doing and no inkling that they will be just as screwed as everyone else when they finish the ritual. The Whole book was a nice treat overall



I will say I do have a minor compliant. The writing is extremely good and everybody feels like an actual character...... But this is probably the most "SJW" 40k ive ever read so far. Most of the main imperial characters are women, and ordinarily I wouldn't give a shit but there's a rather distracting scene where a male character talks about his husband. Doesn't take more then a page, and he's simply asking for their protection, but It annoyed me because I legit liked the character. (he's the administrator Scribe. I guess it makes sense for the government worker to be a fag) Again a minor complaint and I do like how everyone gets their shit kicked at some point.


I think I'll stick to single review from here out. Faster to crank out and things don't blend together.
 
Apparently Raine has her own novel, so Ill have to check that out when I get a chance.
I liked her novel. Raine continues to be a hardass bitch and they bring in some other interesting characters as well.
I will say I do have a minor compliant. The writing is extremely good and everybody feels like an actual character...... But this is probably the most "SJW" 40k ive ever read so far.
That's just Mike Brooks for you. Dude seems intent on squeezing that stuff in where he can. He stopped the narrative in his Alpharius novel for about a page and a half to talk about a lesbian couple and their kid that was clearly a mix of their genetics because of magic future gene-tech and he apparently wrote annoying YouTube grifter Sargon of Akkad into one of his books as an annoying one-note villain. I like his writing, but I find it tiring when he goes out of his way to do this kind of thing.
 
Brothers, my decision paralysis has come back. An excess of thought perhaps. Help me pick my purple.

Its Pro Acryl Royal Purple over different primer. Order from top to bottom is black, german panzer grey, usn ghost grey and white. Im leaning the ghost grey, maybe with white zenithal.

I am also yet to pick a gold but its either retributor armour or pro acryl rich gold. Maybe I'll get those vallejo metallics when they release.

Also shoutout to Vince Venturella's vid on purple because I would have done it over black until he explained that purple is an excellent colour for different primer colours.
Black primer is a demerit on several hues, specially on vibrant purples. Go with a lighter grey or white.
 
Alpharius novel for about a page and a half to talk about a lesbian couple and their kid that was clearly a mix of their genetics because of magic future gene-tec
It's dumb and forced(he spares and takes them on as crew because he relates to the test tube baby lmao) but at the same time, I like that he gives Alpharius some humanity. Though he does a better job at that elsewhere in the book so it's pointless ultimately.

I actually really love how he has Alpharius muse on how people react to him when he drops his "mask" and shows off his full Primarch glory, and how his own "sons" have a similar reverence for him to the point many, after meeting Alpharius, have forgotten what their lives used to he like. This really bothers him because how are you supposed to keep yourself humble and grounded when you have this sort of effect not just on humans, but the supposed demi-god astartes too? It's a neat bit of introspection. And obviously all of his "I finally felt whole, I found the one person in the galaxy that understood and could relate" stuff with Omegon.
 
It's dumb and forced(he spares and takes them on as crew because he relates to the test tube baby lmao) but at the same time, I like that he gives Alpharius some humanity. Though he does a better job at that elsewhere in the book so it's pointless ultimately.

I actually really love how he has Alpharius muse on how people react to him when he drops his "mask" and shows off his full Primarch glory, and how his own "sons" have a similar reverence for him to the point many, after meeting Alpharius, have forgotten what their lives used to he like. This really bothers him because how are you supposed to keep yourself humble and grounded when you have this sort of effect not just on humans, but the supposed demi-god astartes too? It's a neat bit of introspection. And obviously all of his "I finally felt whole, I found the one person in the galaxy that understood and could relate" stuff with Omegon.
Yeah, I actually really like Brooks as a writer, it's just that he has this irritating tendency to grind his narrative to a halt so he can hop on his soapbox for a minute about stuff like that. It's a tendency I've noticed in other writers I've read, but he's especially bad about it.
 
Been working on multiple different models at once but here's a dog I just finished. Drybrushing is so easy it should be illegal
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Brothers, my decision paralysis has come back. An excess of thought perhaps. Help me pick my purple.

Its Pro Acryl Royal Purple over different primer. Order from top to bottom is black, german panzer grey, usn ghost grey and white. Im leaning the ghost grey, maybe with white zenithal.

I am also yet to pick a gold but its either retributor armour or pro acryl rich gold. Maybe I'll get those vallejo metallics when they release.

Also shoutout to Vince Venturella's vid on purple because I would have done it over black until he explained that purple is an excellent colour for different primer colours.
It's an annoying circumstance due to hobby paints not showing customers the transparency and actual information about the pigments. The most common purples involving dioxazine(pv23) and quinacridone violet(pv19) pigments are transparent unless there's been a bunch of white or something else opaque dumped in(and not just to change the hue, it really takes a lot to "fix" the transparency of some pigments). Same deal with a lot of blues that aren't leaning into the teal/green side of things, same with yellows and reds where opaque pigments exist for them but they're usually higher in series(like 4+ instead of 1-3) and they start getting really expensive(double the cost and higher).

If you get familiar with a chart like this, you can start to predict it when citadel/vallejo/ak/army painter/etc. could begin to give you trouble with opacity https://goldenartistcolors.com/products/golden-artist-acrylics/heavy-body/pigment-data
 
Brothers, my decision paralysis has come back. An excess of thought perhaps. Help me pick my purple.

Its Pro Acryl Royal Purple over different primer. Order from top to bottom is black, german panzer grey, usn ghost grey and white. Im leaning the ghost grey, maybe with white zenithal.

I am also yet to pick a gold but its either retributor armour or pro acryl rich gold. Maybe I'll get those vallejo metallics when they release.

Also shoutout to Vince Venturella's vid on purple because I would have done it over black until he explained that purple is an excellent colour for different primer colours.
Voting for purple->white, dunno it just seems like a natural color transition to me.
Then, that's tyranids' colorur scheme... which means... NAAAH.
 
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(Short) The Flesh Tithe by Miles A Drake


This is one of my favorite kinds of 40k stories. An absolute rollercoaster of emotions and action punctuated by some lore and pathos. It starts out with a doomed last stand of a SoB, an arbites, imperial guard and a hodge podge of civilians held up in a church. Then the death spectres show up and it's a big "Yay the space marines are here!!!!...... Oh," moment.

I love how it's entirely from the SoB's perspective and really hits home with how scary and foreign both the necrons and space marines are to the average Joe. Clearly the necrons are the worst thing around, but there's this confusion on what the Space Marine are thinking that is great. The Spectres make a strong showing in this. They are one of the rare imperial forces that actually know exactly what the Necrons are and how to stop them.

. They are genuinely heartbroken to have to use the civilians as human shields to get to their objective. We learn they are so spread thin over the sector, that the local garrison is 10 guys. They serve only as a dedicated destress beacon for other imperial forces. The plan is to suicide nuke the bone kingdom necrons after getting out advanced warnings to nearby fleets
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Im really starting to enjoy sister of battle stories more these days. The whole female crusader vibe is legit wholesome and pretty refreshing to read. The compassion and determination of the SoB Lucia as she desperately tries to save civilian's against hopeless odds was great. I especially appreciated the moral problem of holding fire to save civilian's while letting the necrons get closer. As well as lying to keep everyone's spirits up. Loved the ending, great read.
 
It's an annoying circumstance due to hobby paints not showing customers the transparency and actual information about the pigments. The most common purples involving dioxazine(pv23) and quinacridone violet(pv19) pigments are transparent unless there's been a bunch of white or something else opaque dumped in(and not just to change the hue, it really takes a lot to "fix" the transparency of some pigments). Same deal with a lot of blues that aren't leaning into the teal/green side of things, same with yellows and reds where opaque pigments exist for them but they're usually higher in series(like 4+ instead of 1-3) and they start getting really expensive(double the cost and higher).

If you get familiar with a chart like this, you can start to predict it when citadel/vallejo/ak/army painter/etc. could begin to give you trouble with opacity https://goldenartistcolors.com/products/golden-artist-acrylics/heavy-body/pigment-data
Im making swatches with a black and white primer underneath for this reason. At least for the Pro Acryl. The purple difference genuinely surprised me.
 
Like I understand, Marines sell more, but just how much is their % in sales? I'm sure Guard must be around 2nd or 3rd most played, yet I'm sure the Ultramarines got more models than the entire Guard range.
I believe sales and/or play data got made public a few years ago and Marines of all stripes (loyalist, CSM, sub-factions) outnumber everyone else combined. There are Marine subfactions that make GW more money than their entire Eldar line.
 
Like I understand, Marines sell more, but just how much is their % in sales? I'm sure Guard must be around 2nd or 3rd most played, yet I'm sure the Ultramarines got more models than the entire Guard range.
Guard? Not even close. This is from the goonhammer survey back in 2022 so it's a couple years out of date, but I doubt it'd be that far off if it were re-done.
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And if you look up stat-check, you can bring up player population percentage for the entirety of 9th and 10th so far. This is the entire chart from 9th. Yes it's "competitive" but it also includes RTTs. Sure guard is at 5%, but Space Marines includes Iron Hands, DA, SW, BA, Salamanders, etc. and CSM is going to be the same with their snowflake legions lumped together.
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Of course nothing is stopping you from just painting marines as whatever legion or chapter you want so being first founding has nothing to do with it. The fact is that space marines, even though they practically give the damned things away, still sell and CSM is just space marines with extra spikes.
Imagine them trying to make a Joytoy scale game system, or inquisitor.
There is a group that's been doing mcfarlane action figure scale space hulk at gencon for a couple years now, and it looks absolutely ridiculous due to the size of everything.
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The problem is money, the cheapest models are still pretty expensive because of third-world hole.

I may buy one or two models someday. I'm still just starting at my job, so I guess in one year or two I will have the money I need, after paying for the stuff I need first (fixing broken electronics and neutering my dog)

You know, I was thinking, the Sisters and Custodes are the two tabletop imperial factions with the least "your dudes" factor, or am I just getting it wrong?

I will admit I haven't read much Sister stuff. I have only read some 4 Custodes novels, but it appears, from their codices, that they have a less diverse mold than other factions, as their culture is uniform. So the different Ordos and Hosts are more about specialization than being culture X in Space, like how Guard and Marines do.

Anyone who knows the factions better can correct me.
 
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The problem is money, the cheapest models are still pretty expensive because of third-world hole.

I may buy one or two models someday. I'm still just starting at my job, so I guess in one year or two I will have the money I need, after paying for the stuff I need first (fixing broken electronics and neutering my dog)

You know, I was thinking, the Sisters and Custodes are the two tabletop imperial factions with the least "your dudes" factor, or am I just getting it wrong?

I will admit I haven't read much Sister stuff. I have only read some 4 Custodes novels, but it appears, from their codices, that they have a less diverse mold than other factions, as their culture is uniform. So the different Ordos and Hosts are more about specialization than being culture X in Space, like how Guard and Marines do.

Anyone who knows the factions better can correct me.
May I introduce you to re-casters?
 
You know, I was thinking, the Sisters and Custodes are the two tabletop imperial factions with the least "your dudes" factor, or am I just getting it wrong?
Sisters has a ton of smaller orders besides the big handful, they're just as "your dudes" as anything else in the game. As for custodes, sure they're fairly uniform in lore since they're basically all one group but even they've got sub-factions with different color schemes at least.

Paint the shit however you want. Anyone whining about colors not matching the lore is a faggot that probably hasn't played in ages(if ever) anyway, and likely knows fuck all about the lore from the past 10+ years.
 
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