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From what little can be seen of the retinue sorcerer, looks like a nice base for conversions.
 
Funnily enough he wasn't sold to Khorne. Lorgar actually gave a fuck about him and spends half the book mourning the slow death the Nails have given him. You're talking about a dude who as soon as he heard Angron was in trouble dropped everything, teleported down to the planet's surface, fought his way through a bunch of Ultramarines to the point he needed to throw a damn Thunderhawk around with his mind, and then after being worn down by all that still decided to risk trying to face-tank a Titan's plasma blastgun with his still un-tested psychic might to keep the buried Angron from being vaporized as he dug his way to the surface. It doesn't go entirely as planned, he winds up getting Kentucky deep fried, the Titan decides to step on him to finish him off, and that's when Angron decides an entire Titan would be a nice weight when it comes to doing squats. Kharn even goes so far as to tell his Primarch to man up and thank Lorgar for saving him.

The entire tragedy of Angron is how many people gave a damn about him, from his own legionaries who marched themselves to their deaths into his chamber after he's teleported up after Nuceria to try and talk to the guy despite none of them yet knowing him, to Lorgar, to even his own Librarians who even after everything that happens as a result of the Nails both with him and their fellow Legionaries outright kill themselves trying to get psychic messages through to the guy while he's caught up in the Nails, but that between the Nails and the self-pity after being teleported up from Nuceria he doesn't even care about himself anymore.

I used to not be a major primarchfag until I read Horus heresy out of order to just read the white scar books and I became redpilled on the Khan

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Apparently the loretuber Rememberancer got demonitized and put out a video complaining about it. Not watching, not gonna link, but thought it was funny enough to mention.
 
hat cerberus faggot again. Yeah, he's a mini painter, and also a tourist who at the end of the day doesn't have an army of anything to play for even combat patrol if I remember right. Plus it's just the same shit over and over. LGHDTV flag paint but sisters, LGHDTV flag paint but guard, tyranids, epic scale, gundam, just the same shit over and over.
I have nothing but multiple Kill Teams from season 2. I like the setting a lot. XCOM is more my style and this fills that itch.

He's also has weird fantasies with his son and wife.

just uses it to paint, while his wife works to support him and their kid) he has made some weird comments about how he fantasises about how his son fucks his wife. I also heard something about his son being a tranny now, but idk. Either way this subhumans ego has been so inflated by redditors and tourists that he unironically thinks his run of the mill faggotflag paintjobs and even midder army paintjobs are good.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows. Sad to hear about the son. No doubt pushed by the faggot.
 
I used to not be a major primarchfag until I read Horus heresy out of order to just read the white scar books and I became redpilled on the Khan

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He's one of the few well written Primachs. It feels like 3/4s of the Primachs had their backstories and motivations written during a lunch break on a Friday.
 
He's one of the few well written Primachs. It feels like 3/4s of the Primachs had their backstories and motivations written during a lunch break on a Friday.

probably helped that he was exclusively written by the same author who wasnt a drooling retard

poor poor vulkan
 
Can guard or chaos cultists take autoguns?

Asking because I have a third party kit I'm itching to build but not sure if I should kitbash lasguns or stick with the sci-fi scavenged assault rifles that come with the kits. The cultist models GW sells come with auto pistols, while the guard only come with lasguns (rifles).

I have a bunch of melee weapons, but a limited number of pistols. Enough for a unit, but I like to save them for leaders and female models.

40k waa fringe enough that idpol caught onto it too late to cause lasting damage. As the pendulum swings hard against them, it also makes the chuds redundant. Give it a few years and things will be more or less back to normal in that regard, and we can enjoy our hobby in peace again.
Agreed, but I don't think it's that 40k was too niche. It's that GW has a history of not listening to their fans. I was shocked they caved at all. Though the calls were coming from inside the house.

I can't imagine GW is genuinely thinking of being bought by Amazon. Doesn't seem the kind of thing they'd do.
Why not? They're a public company. Them selling themselves to a major corpo is good for lining their pockets short term, which is what they care about.
 
Any WYSIWYG fags that would bitch about it are not worth playing with
Explains why I can't get a game going. (That's a joke, but I do try to stick to wysiwyg myself as much as I can).

And a bit off topic, but my recent 1500pt bolt action/k47 list was/is very elite, and has a king tiger in it (650pt super heavy tank). I hope the player was joking when he said he should get more points to compensate.
 
Why not? They're a public company. Them selling themselves to a major corpo is good for lining their pockets short term, which is what they care about.
I'm more worried with vanguard and blackrock buying a significant share of GW. I don't think they're the "hollow out the company selling their IP and assets to a shell company and renting it to themselves" type like the ones that have been destroying American companies left and right, but who knows? It would be the most hilarious end to 30 years of GW stealing every IP they can find the 1980s equivalent to a Wikipedia article of to see GW end up cut into chunks and sold to Embracer, Topp, Hasbro, et cetera.
 
I have nothing but multiple Kill Teams from season 2. I like the setting a lot. XCOM is more my style and this fills that itch.

He's also has weird fantasies with his son and wife.
What does you having kill teams have to do with that cerberus faggot? Are you saying he could play KT with his random squads of bullshit? Sure, probably doesn't though considering none of his flag painting projects seems to involve a kill team, it's just always some random infantry and if this guy were so proud of playing anything... where's the pics? Surely the opponents would snap some photos if they liked his shit so much? It doesn't happen though. Plus for the past year or two it's just been random models painted with his same flag schemes over and over.


Random tau riptide, single blood raven? tranny ork warboss in mega armor, single pansexual neon krieg, single tranny flag emperor's children and a thousand son? What the fuck does any of that have to do with kill team?
 
The most aggregious is his use of Primaris. They asked him why, and he had the gall to say Alan Bligh; the lead designer behind Horus Heresy and a prominent contributor to Forge World as well as to the Deathwatch, Dark Heresy, and Rogue Trader RPGs back when they were pen and paper games, gave him permission to use Primaris Miniatures. Alan Bligh died before Primaris were announced.
My joy went to anger real quick while writing this, fuck this faggot.
Oh wow admittedly im so inexprienced I can't really recognize the AoS shit besides the jumpack guy but the hellblasters are so recognisable in the 2nd image, you can kinda see that they're almost as tall as the Cataphracti. And using the justification of a dead man giving him permission when he probably couldn't is so fucking low
 
Can guard or chaos cultists take autoguns?
Cadian sergeants can take a drumfed autogun which is identical to the lasgun but trades rapid fire to always having an extra shot, so giving your dudes regular autoguns isn't unreasonable. Also there's a Legends unit for Chaos cultists with autoguns.

If you ever need to look up unit profiles, wahapedia has everything and updates fairly fast whenever there's a new codex.
 
My personal favorite bad WD artist is the Simon Elsen. Background to these images, this guy had a friend who edited for WD, got his SoH army in a issue, and it's a trainwreck. I could go through every issue with this (I play Heresy, we a fucking rivet counters), but the major ones are:
  • Full AoS models for HQs
  • Painting them as SoH while saying they are early crusade (so they should be Luna Wolves)
  • Making Razorbacks
  • Making them SoH when he plays 40k and played them as Ultramarines
  • Predator Annihilators before the retcon
The most aggregious is his use of Primaris. They asked him why, and he had the gall to say Alan Bligh; the lead designer behind Horus Heresy and a prominent contributor to Forge World as well as to the Deathwatch, Dark Heresy, and Rogue Trader RPGs back when they were pen and paper games, gave him permission to use Primaris Miniatures. Alan Bligh died before Primaris were announced.
My joy went to anger real quick while writing this, fuck this faggot.
I remember seeing this article when I had my WD subscription lol. Personally, I dont mind the old rhino/predators in the HH, but the razorbacks lol? The aos characters in it look so out of place too, and nothing like what sons of horus are depicted as having, the hellblasters really tell you everything you need to know about this guy though.
 
Finally got around to playing Rogue Trader. Pretty kino, and I think they quite successfully translated the vibe of 40k into a RPG, though the game itself isn't particularly hard and prone to be broken by extreme synergies.
 
Man, that shit was tragic. Lorgar convinces Angron to be less of a psycho and more of a bro to his men and gets actual results, then takes him to Nuceria where he remembers a time when he had things to live for and even die for instead of just killing for killing's sake, decides to murder the Nucerians for taking that away from him, saves Lorgar out of a last-minute bro thing, and winds up turning into a daemon prince of Khorne, fucking up the Conqueror with warp fuckery to the point even the awesome guy known as Kharn starts getting freaked out by it all.

Oh, and Erebus knifes Argel Tal because he foresaw the effect on Kharn and his Legion Tal's moderating influences would have, and as the truest servant of the Dark Gods he'd never see Khorne denied one of his greatest champions. I hope Corvus finds a way to use his own warp fuckery to make him suffer endlessly for an eternity and then some.
You nigger I'm halfway through Betrayer thanks a lot. I wasn't sure if that was where Argel Tal buys it.
 
Poorhammer is getting felted

I cant imagine a world where "bonus patron content" thst the patrons voted on is an episode of your podcast thats a quarter the length of your usual podcasts and that being a good thing lmao.

You nigger I'm halfway through Betrayer thanks a lot. I wasn't sure if that was where Argel Tal buys it.
Nigga the book has been out 14 fucking years. You shouldve bought a house in the 90s and read betrayer when it came out.
 
Poorhammer is getting felted

I cant imagine a world where "bonus patron content" thst the patrons voted on is an episode of your podcast thats a quarter the length of your usual podcasts and that being a good thing lmao.
Where is this happening? It's not in the comments(I've scrolled through a few hundred now), damn near everything seems to be supporting them and the HRT comment at 8:30 since everyone seems to have timestamped that, I'm assuming because they have a bunch of trannies for fans. They're also not getting ratio'd at 8,200 likes and 126 dislikes.

If you're going to make a claim like that you could at least point out what is actually occurring because I'm not seeing anything shittong on them for their paypig fan voted video only being 15 minutes.
 
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