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They made the Shield Captain look like an old lady

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IW stuff looks cool, my money is on Defiler, Mutilators, upgrade kit (per valrak rumors), plus a command squad. Who will be in the command squad, I don't know. Honsou would be cool as hell and is probably one of the most well known IW Warsmiths in 40k times, so maybe him. It's definitely not going to be Perty yet, that doesn't seem to jive with how they're doing these releases imo.
 
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It's not as overt as with Stormcast Eternals, but I'm pretty sure that the female Custodes have boobplates and slimmer armor, so headswaps and helmets aren't going to save you. You will have giant muscle mommies, and you will like it.

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On a similar note, the presenters were very adamant that the Red Corsairs alien lizard is "she" while the helmeted named Eldar character that very clearly has boobs is "they".
 
Why make new Sisters of Battle or Sisters of Silence models when GW can just wipe their ass with the lore and make female Custodes for those sweet sweet soybux? *sigh*
 
IW stuff looks cool, my money is on Defiler, Mutilators, upgrade kit (per valrak rumors), plus a command squad. Who will be in the command squad, I don't know. Honsou would be cool as hell and is probably one of the most well known IW Warsmiths in 40k times, so maybe him. It's definitely not going to be Perty yet, that doesn't seem to jive with how they're doing these releases imo.
A reformed Trident as a command squad would be cool. Unfortunately they’d have to include Janet the secretary.

Warsmith Honsou
Warsmith Rhodaan (he just looks cool)
Terminator Warsmith/HH-era marine or the guy from the animation.
Janet and her desk
Shaundi, a renegade guard who don’t need no man and is hekkin respected and was not sent off to the spawning pits for insertion by Apothecary Gariepy.
Phil from marketing’s dog
 
Time to start watching the 3rd party modelers to see if they take advantage of this potential wave of gooners or if this dumb ass move falls flat on it's ass.
 
Not to go over the Femstodes debate again but it’s the amount of gaslighting they did that frazzled me the most. “Actually they were always there” then changed entire wikis around and finding one vague passage that also could’ve referred to SoS and then shitting out a video and story with no models until they reinserted them back into the HH setting with this release to reiterate “Yes chuds they were ALWAYS there” despite there being ZERO mention.

Anyway at least all the people who double and tripled down with “Guys it was just a rogue intern and there will be no Femstodes” are eating crow.
 
The imperium has fallen....TRILLIONS must die.
Almost as if certain good boys did nothing wrong. Say what you will about Chaos, but that cougar on Huron’s wackpack looks better than the broads in Titus’s goon squad, less too. Just her and the farm tool.

You can choose the side with dysgenic sexually-ambiguous mutants…….. or you can fight alongside bros, not have to read space book and kill/eat anything that gets in your way. Tough choice.
 
Well, the silver lining is that it's just the custodians, and it's pretty much a head swap. It's a bit annoying since I've been enjoying HH recently, but no one in my group plays them at least. I will say it's a bit weird seeing this come out atm; it feels very mid-2010s and I would hope they stop there with it because if marines get the same treatment, I really think it will start the end of GW. I'm normally not the 'get woke go broke' type, but marines hold the company up, and I've never met a 40k fan that would be ok with it, even some leftist guys I play with.
 
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