Warhammer 40k

Darkeldar waifucustodes aside, I now want my Orkstodes. They protect the EMPRUH to ensure the orks always got a good fight with Spesh Mehreens!

Vantablack gorillaniggerfaggotry. Just do as I did, stop buying it. Worked with the anal prolapse formerly known as Star Wars...... eventually.

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No lube. This proves Psycho Warriors are better than custodes. -4 STR.
 
Darkeldar waifucustodes aside, I now want my Orkstodes. They protect the EMPRUH to ensure the orks always got a good fight with Spesh Mehreens!

Vantablack gorillaniggerfaggotry. Just do as I did, stop buying it. Worked with the anal prolapse formerly known as Star Wars...... eventually.

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No lube. This proves Psycho Warriors are better than custodes. -4 STR.
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But why though? I remember playing a few games of Brewhouse Bash back in the day, and on reflection that game was a joke backed by nothing but quality board art.

Has the community really become so stiff and creatively dead that they won't entertain the idea of some goofy fun?
You're unfortunately partially right, but the other reason is like I said most people don't know any of the stuff exists because it's paywalled behind their stupid magazine and campaign books no one wants to buy. That's just shit from the past year and a half of WD that I found unintentionally because I was looking through PDFs for something else entirely. A lot of it is in their "Warhammer vault" archive thing but the problem with that is most people aren't interested in flipping through 2 year old magazines on a website that isn't even properly searchable, and has bits cut out of them. Meanwhile if they actually posted a bunch of this shit as a monthly narrative/campaign/fluff/whatever pack on warcom, not only would people know it existed and have access to it, you'd be able to easily just say "hey, anyone want to try the monthly narrative pack?" and people would know what you were talking about.

Warcom does post a monthly article "teasing" what's in the issue, but it really doesn't tell you what's actually in it.

I'm going to post a link to a warcom article about a recent issue that isn't one of their bullshit launch of a product issues(like 30 pages on that darkwater thing) or the anniversary issue, and that I have a PDF of. White Dwarf issue 517.

They show a couple pages about making terrain, that's fine. Mention a defence of Inwit scenario for 30k, something about aerial battles in AoS, some necron tomb worlds, and a tau army showcase. Then they mention "a tale of 4 warlords" that there's a short story, some behind the scenes space marine 2 design thing, and something about cavalry. Now here's the actual table of contents
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So that's a set of cavalry engagement rules and 3 missions. An update for their space marine 2 tabletop operations with extra mission cards for stuff from the previous month including how to make a carnifex and a neurothrope into a miniboss fight on tabletop. 5 pages about making different types of rock formations out of various materials as terrain. An aerial combat scenario for AoS including for how to have some non flying units participate. The defense of Inwit thing isn't even a scenario, it's just a color guide for painting terrain and and showing off a table. The MESB winter thing does actually talk about how to make some winter terrain in addition to being a battle scenario and a bat rep(this is what the 30k inwit thing should have been). A whole section of extra co-op mode kill team stuff for that tomb world kill team release and an entire extra kill team for necrons(using normal army models instead of bespoke KT models) if you want to do a pvpve thing. And then another couple of missions for AoS and 40k.

In one fucking paragraph I can describe more interesting shit in the issue than their own warcom article about it, without even "giving away anything for free" and I didn't even mention the short stories and sections about character lore, but hardly anyone is ever going to see it. And that's how the issues normally are but no one is going to want to pay $12 for this crap, or try to look it up if they're subscribed to wh+ 2 years later and even if they wanted to it's still an entirely separate page from their warhammer TV site so you've got a lot of subscribers who don't even know they can do that. White Dwarf needs to go the hell away, and when they laid off their main editor and a handful of people a few months back I was hoping that's what they were going to be doing. Maybe with 11th edition 40k they'll finally kill it.
 
This isn't a good counter argument when leftists have been crying for years about inclusion and shit demanding change to existing IPs, only for those IPs to follow along with said thing
Basically, blame the leftists for starting this

Anyways back on topic. I'm new and curious as to what armies you guys collect, so post your models or armies for my entertainment

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I have bought a bunch of the unfortunately named JOYTOY figures that are officially licensed and posable, and they are very good.

Here my Blood Angels
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Love the green robes on the Deathwing
That's Belial. Fun fact his name means Worthless.

GW really wanted to hammer home this narrative theme so they made sure to write story blurbs about how he's insecure about himself. If you ever try playing him in game you'll quickly realize he's worse than a generic terminator captain. Bravo James I admire the commitment. That's not even digging into the "And he's a Dark Angel" implication.
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I tried getting into the tabletop once back in the late 2000's, but none of the neckbeards at the time wanted to try playing with a little baby man.
Stuck with the books and games but the new ones suck balls.
Is there any future for this franchise that isn't utterly fucked?

The action is in painting and table top. The cheating vid genre on youtube is pretty good. Not only who would participate in such a thing, what sort would even care enough to cheat, and for that matter who would want to watch any of this shame on display?? Very meta.

There's also a deluge of AI channels with varying quality trying to cook up random stories of the 'verse. Some are ok. Those are probablly the future, along with renegade 3D printing.
 
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Shout out to the intern who managed to get a CAD license, Custodes no longer have triggers to fire their weapons.
 
Ya know, I wonder if you can kitbash such a warboss, would work icely for the Blood Axe type army.
There are lots of 3rd-party "Orkz in Uniform" minis that look like the KommissOrk in that picture. I think Krom Lech has an entire range.

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I have bought a bunch of the unfortunately named JOYTOY figures that are officially licensed and posable, and they are very good.

Here my Blood Angels
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Never even knew something like this existed.
 
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Kill Tau trannies
Behead Tau trannies
Remove Tau from the lore
Engage Tau trannies in melee combat
Shit and piss on their 'greater good'
Slam dunk a non-existent tau tranny baby out of an airlock
Arco-flagellate tau trannies
Servitorize tau trannies
Force tau trannies into work on a mining world
Execute tau trannies on the spot
Make tau illegal
Total tau death
 
Quick question. I'm building a combat patrol and the instructions have a "combat patrol" icon. Do you have to build the models a specific way to play combat patrol?
Spreahead let you do whatever so I'm not 100% sure what to do
 
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