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I dont think its hard to have at least 1 painted army in this hobby. Even with a FT job, wife, kid and other interests, I still managed 3k points of Custodes plus beautiful palace bases in almost a year last year. On top of all the other random shit I painted for fun.

This guy has been involved 10 years, surely should be floating 3 full armies by now. More if he has marines or other simple to paint armies. Terrain should also be painted but i care less about that.

If i was into 'thing' for 10 years I'd like to have something to show for the time and energy that went into 'thing'. Embarrassing.
Well also considering it seems to be their thing to actually post shit, why have nothing to show for it? It seems more like they own a bunch of combat patrols and spearhead boxes, been doing this for 10 years, but somehow manages to always look like they just started a month ago?
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And still doesn't appear to have a 2000 point army for 40k or AOS between all of that. That's just consooming since they don't seem to really be much of a painter either.

These 4 duplicate images? They were just spamming people about their critter conflict thing mini game, all in the same day.
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2 posts, same image, 2 hours apart trying to show they do something, but they primted a mini and painted a lamenter pauldron... and that's it? Lamenters never show up again after this in their media.

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All of this spam was posted within 3 hours.

So they've got their own tabletop game, will spam about it, but never actually post anything showing it off?
 
Well also considering it seems to be their thing to actually post shit, why have nothing to show for it? It seems more like they own a bunch of combat patrols and spearhead boxes, been doing this for 10 years, but somehow manages to always look like they just started a month ago?
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And still doesn't appear to have a 2000 point army for 40k or AOS between all of that. That's just consooming since they don't seem to really be much of a painter either.

These 4 duplicate images? They were just spamming people about their critter conflict thing mini game, all in the same day.
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2 posts, same image, 2 hours apart trying to show they do something, but they primted a mini and painted a lamenter pauldron... and that's it? Lamenters never show up again after this in their media.

View attachment 8727371
All of this spam was posted within 3 hours.

So they've got their own tabletop game, will spam about it, but never actually post anything showing it off?
I might consoom too much but I still manage to put brush to model. Absolutely ridiculous he has those boxes and nothing to show.

Given his spamming of posts, you would think at least a few completed models would make it there.
 
Holy god, those look like shit. Especially those fucking heads.
In the preview article they stated this :
  • Six Custodian Guard with 12 helmeted and 12 unhelmeted head options
  • Six Sentinel Guard with 12 helmeted and 12 unhelmeted head options
So it's kind of strange that they only used the same couple heads over and over. Probably followed the instructions to the letter or something.
 
Well also considering it seems to be their thing to actually post shit, why have nothing to show for it? It seems more like they own a bunch of combat patrols and spearhead boxes, been doing this for 10 years, but somehow manages to always look like they just started a month ago?
View attachment 8727354View attachment 8727355
And still doesn't appear to have a 2000 point army for 40k or AOS between all of that. That's just consooming since they don't seem to really be much of a painter either.

These 4 duplicate images? They were just spamming people about their critter conflict thing mini game, all in the same day.
View attachment 8727356

View attachment 8727358View attachment 8727359
2 posts, same image, 2 hours apart trying to show they do something, but they primted a mini and painted a lamenter pauldron... and that's it? Lamenters never show up again after this in their media.

View attachment 8727371
All of this spam was posted within 3 hours.

So they've got their own tabletop game, will spam about it, but never actually post anything showing it off?
A wall of consoomed shit and fuck all to show for it except a wall of consoomed shit.
Sad.
 
To the surprise of no one the new black library app is fucking horrible. Some highlights include:
I already expected that from my Warhammer + experience, the vault, besides botching Imperial Armour, also runs like shit.
The TV is only available in 12 countries. It worked on my pc despite me not living in said countries, but not in other platforms (who coded this?)
I managed to get a refund from GW, at least, just like I had a refund from a book I bought on the BL site that refused to load, and their tech support, for some reason, would register my IP address (which they asked) as slur and interrupt the support.
I guess that every app today is coded by 2 chimps on crack.
 
The first Dark Heresy rulebook says that being a woman may lead you to be treated like shit in a lot of societies; no other 40K RPG has something like this.

Weird.
I mean that is part of the lore for some planets, yeah. In the ice warriors book (back in 4th when every metal regiment got a novel) the female character enlisted in thr guard specifically because she was infertile and on Valhalla a woman's purpose is babies, if she cant do that then she's sent straight to the meat grinder.
 
This nigger is so retarded.View attachment 8727962
I've never really understood how they do it for marines in general. Their healing factor is so busted that surgery of any kind has to be a real bitch, so you'd need to suppress it enough so you aren't literally racing against the clock, but doing so means you're doing absurdly invasive surgery on what is now an over sized human who can bleed out in seconds from a bad cut. And then you have to deal with the chances of killing an invaluable space marine just because he wanted a new eye that would be 1.36% more effective than his natural one.

And there wasn't even anything wrong with the normal eye. The marine is just a fucking sperg with body image issues and a gross misunderstanding of what his dad would want.
 
I've never really understood how they do it for marines in general. Their healing factor is so busted that surgery of any kind has to be a real bitch, so you'd need to suppress it enough so you aren't literally racing against the clock, but doing so means you're doing absurdly invasive surgery on what is now an over sized human who can bleed out in seconds from a bad cut. And then you have to deal with the chances of killing an invaluable space marine just because he wanted a new eye that would be 1.36% more effective than his natural one.

And there wasn't even anything wrong with the normal eye. The marine is just a fucking sperg with body image issues and a gross misunderstanding of what his dad would want.
The understanding and justification is marine augmentation is way better and made specifically for marines to handle it
 
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