WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE | 4.12.18

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FitBitch said:
I should have listened further, they talk about what they'd wear to the beach if they weight 135 pounds and I laughed.
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lol Amber will never lose 135 pounds, let alone be 135 pounds.
 
Around the 3:10 mark or so, Amberlynn pulls out her best LAAAAAAHK and then says 'like' in her normal accent several seconds later. This terrible, fake southern accent she's trying to pull is the most aggravating thing she's done in a long time. And then the chemtrails. The fucking chemtrails. Of course AL believes in that bullshit.
 
angelicbitch said:
Why the fuck is she so worried about undereating???? She snacks even when she's full to meet her calories. If you're fucking full, don't eat anymore, that's not gonna help you lose weight. Fuck. Food addiction.
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You know why?

Because she is trying to justify eating large quantities.
 
The whole discussion about them weighing 135 is comical as well. Amberlynn is 5'3". At that height, 135 is still pretty chunky unless there's a lot of muscle involved. Her perception of what 'thin' is is so warped.

ETA: Yes, I understand that it's technically a healthy BMI. I'm not saying that height/weight is unhealthy, I'm pointing out the irony that they're discussing it as an aesthetic ideal for a bikini body. 5'3" and 135 pounds, unless the woman in question has a ton of muscle, is chunky. Not unhealthy, and yes, thank you to everyone who has pointed it out, obviously thinner than 500 elbees. Plug 5'3" 135 in to this website if you remain unconvinced: http://www.mybodygallery.com/index.html
 
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89elbees said:
The whole discussion about them weighing 135 is comical as well. Amberlynn is 5'3". At that height, 135 is still pretty chunky unless there's a lot of muscle involved. Her perception of what 'thin' is is so warped.
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Also she knows she would need skin surgery in some miracle she lost a lot of weight and this big fucking baby wont do that.


Oh and at the 2:07 mark she throws the fucking dog on the floor.
 
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89elbees said:
The whole discussion about them weighing 135 is comical as well. Amberlynn is 5'3". At that height, 135 is still pretty chunky unless there's a lot of muscle involved. Her perception of what 'thin' is is so warped.
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Weighing 135 pounds at 5’3” is a BMI of 23.9. Not even overweight. For comparison, Amber’s BMI at 5’3” and 492 pounds is 87.2. 135 pounds on a 5’3” frame is practically waifish compared to her weight, and in reality isn’t “pretty chunky.” Depending on build that’s somewhere between slender and average.
 
She says her favorite healthy snack is snap peas and carrots. I've seen her eat carrots. NEVER seen her eat snap peas. She totally didn't say that was her favorite just because Becky said it was her favorite, guys.

"If I got to 465.. I would feel lahk (like).... Got this! Like... (said normally)" Then she says it immediately, two more times in her normal accent. Give me a fucking break.

"Can you imagine if we were both 135? ...Bikini body, what's up!"
Amber, you have legit ruined your body. No matter how small you get, your body will look deformed and ugly. No "bikini body" for you, gorl, no matter how small you get. Sorry =(

Becky has to insist she likes pink because Amber has this thing she does with all her girlfriend where she acts like there can't be a shred of femininity concerning how they look/act/what they like. What's up with that? Seriously.



And finally, she plans on counting calories for 100 days, whether she binges or not. Want to take bets on how long this goal will last? I give it two weeks. Which is probably being generous.
 
Oh Hamburgers said:
She says her favorite healthy snack is snap peas and carrots. I've seen her eat carrots. NEVER seen her eat snap peas.
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Pretty sure Becky was the one who enjoyed snap peas for snacks, not AL. AL likes the carrots.

Anyway, I can't (well, I can) believe how many times Amber kept saying she'll help Becky count calories, it's like riding a bike, omg she's done it for so long! No, bitch. No one needs to be taking any weight loss advice from you. Especially Becky, if she's even really serious about this... maybe just playing along to please our gorl. But anyway, Amber looks worse than ever. That diabeetus is finally breaking your body down, gorl.
 
This vid really displays how fucking annoying she is to be around. Talking over Becky, saying Becky doesn't like pink and Becky is like "you know i like pink..." And every time Becky coughed Amber gave her like side-eye.

She also sat Becky directly in the sun so at the beginning of the video Becky has to go get sunglasses.

It's hilarious she thinks 2700 calories is way too much for her because she'd gain a pound every few days or maintain. Ummm if she reduced her intake to that much, she would DEFINITELY lose weight and probably quite rapidly at first. She's 500 pounds!!! She can afford that many calories. The mind boggles.

ETA: i don't know how reliable this web site is but she could be eating over 3500 calories to just MAINTAIN her weight.

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She needs a hobby to pre-occupy her mind. If you literally do nothing all day you get bored and you tend to eat out of boredom.
 
Even if Amber were to stick to eating only 1800 calories per day, she'd have to actually do some exercising to keep herself at 135 lbs.
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God she's so much more fucking obnoxious in this video, shrieking about bikini bodies with her fake accent that gets dropped 2 seconds later. It's like she's sending out a siren to attract more whales to her pod of pre cooked bacon.
 
Amber looked pretty annoyed when Becky said she sometimes forgets to eat when she's eating healthy. I guess it was because AL had just tried to make herself appear superior by claiming she doesn't snack when she's on a ~weight loss journey. She can't have anyone outdoing her when it comes to 'losing weight'.
 
Oh Hamburgers said:
Becky has to insist she likes pink because Amber has this thing she does with all her girlfriend where she acts like there can't be a shred of femininity concerning how they look/act/what they like. What's up with that? Seriously.
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Because AL views her girlfriends as boyfriends?
 
The ring that always gets me about Amber is that she doesent understand what she has done to her body. She said that when she gets down to 220 lbs she will wear a bikini... no girl you will now. She will have so much extra skin on her body it will not be funny. Picture for reference. And he looks smaller than AL
 

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What's sad is that Becky could actually get to 135, but she doesn't seem to see that as possible. Never gonna happen while she's with Amber though.

And bullshit on Amber gaining a pound every few days at 2700. Her TDEE is like 3500 or something.
 
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