Weird Dreams Thread

[Betonhaus]

I dreamt I had the ability to summon and control things so when a girl (my sister?) was running away (from her homework?) I had chased her with a little rc police car with flashing lights and sirens, and when she shook me off I set a trap with a couple dozen rc police cars hidden that went and surrounded her when she stepped in the middle of the trap.

 

[Commander Kneewing]

I once dreamt that I leapt all over a city that resembled where I'm currently studying, moving from neighborhood to neighborhood, block to block, morning to evening and evening to morning.

I walked across some place yesterday at around 5 PM and the atmosphere felt a lot like the dream.

 

[gamerweeb1]

I just woke up and need to describe this dream before I forget it…

I had a dream that Hayden Christensen was in a new movie, but he looked very different. I went to his Wikipedia page after watching it, and found he had trooned out! I then went to Kiwi Farms and saw he now had his own lolcow thread.

 

[Anonitolia]

I dreamt an entire day in eight hours, apparently. It was a completely normal day, maybe slightly worse than average. But none of it was real. At all.

Freaked me the fuck out. I spent a substantial amount of time reading, texting people I loved, etc. Normal shit. But it was just not real. And I woke up at 7am... after having fallen asleep at 11. I dreamt like 16 hours worth of awake time in half that.

I don't know, I've been really fucking paranoid all day due to this shit. No idea if this happens to other people. I hope it doesn't. I hope this post is real. I hope you're all real. Lol.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

In my latest weird dream, I was asked to be one of the umpires for a baseball game involving various fictitious characters split into two all-star teams. Before we could begin, though, some of the characters that weren't chosen for either team decided they would protest their being snubbed by keeping their backs facing the field and refusing to either watch the game or participate as substitutes. Once it started, the players spent more time arguing over the rules than actually playing the game. I don't even think we made it through the first at-bat before I woke up.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Recently, I had a dream where me and a bunch of other youngsters of various ages (elementary through high school), we're all running through a maze like mixture of Richardson's Farm and one of my cousins' houses only to get hunted down by Darth Vader. Thankfully, his lightsaber didn't really hurt that much, so we all decided to form some cheesy cliche sports group to fight him near the center area of the farm, I think I made a Jojo reference after (might have summoned Golden Wind), but the dream ended soon after that. The black girl from the Polar Express was there for some reason and I think Ciri from the Witcher (Games version) was there as well.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I think having Farms related dreams is a sign that I need to leave the house and seek interaction with the outside world, last night I dreamt I got a ton of autistic ratings on a post that I remembered being well-written and articulate. I looked back at the post and apparently I had a damn stroke while typing or my keyboard wigged out because in the middle of my paragraph there was a sea of emojis

 

[Dysnomia]

I had a really bizarre series of dreams last night/this morning. I'm still sick and had a lot of trouble getting up this morning. So maybe I had a fever in my sleep and it created some strange scenario.

In the first dream I'm in some post apocalyptic world. It's rural and there's a lot of trees and a large shack with a white tarp covering part of it. I live there with my younger sister (not my actual sister), a guy who I think might have been her boyfriend or mine. I just remember he was really scary and I was afraid to make him mad. There was also a boy about 12 and I think he was unrelated to us and just a boy we were caring for.

I was outside and the boy was covered in blood and up in a tree. I was afraid he was hurt. But he jumps down from the tree and the man comes running up with a dead bloody animal. I think it was a rabbit. And I think to myself "Good. They were just hunting."
For some reason I'm really concerned and feel like I need to protect this boy from the man who lives with us.

I get woken up by my youngest cat and go to the bathroom. It's pretty early so I come back to my room and go to sleep. I'm back in the dream again. We're all eating dinner in the shack. It's a pretty large space but there's not much in it. The man is really frightening me and I don't like him at all. So I try to ignore him. This part of the dream is lucid. In fact, most of it was semi-lucid. I could control my speech and actions but not the world itself. And I was only semi-aware of dreaming. It was more like "This is reality. Go with the flow" if that makes sense. So I ask my sister what happened to the world. And she says "Why are you asking? Don't you remember?". And I reply "I'm not who you think I am". As in, I'm not your dream sister. I'm someone else. But I didn't say that much.

The explanation was really strange and I couldn't make all of it out. But basically, some fertility drug that started with an "A" was responsible. People had some reaction to it and it caused a chain reaction of events that led to a lot of deaths. I don't know whether it was only people who took it for fertility reasons or off-label use. But it led to a horrible conclusion.

I get up dehydrated, take some medicine and go back to sleep. Now I'm in the woods near some kind of ruined hospital. There's a man there who is very sick and the staff is panicking because it's so bad. They're really afraid. So I go in to take a look and he's laying on top of the bar for the partition curtains. He's horribly bloated and one of his legs is huge and mutated. Everyone is afraid of him and the nurses are running around in a panic because they don't know what to do. Suddenly some kind of mechanical probe with a single "eye" pops out of his head. Everyone runs outside. The probe sends out these drones that have two red light eyes on each side of a vertical line. They make some kind of bird-like sound to communicate. Small bombs start falling from the sky and everyone is running. I try to hide in the trees and dodge the bobs. They are aimed at anyone that the drones see and send the feedback back to the probe that came from the man's head.

Some of us try to communicate with the drones and the bombs stop. We're told by the probe that because we communicated we were given the gift of understanding them. There was also a wolf pup and coyote pup given to us. I don't know why. They were just there and we thought they were very special.

I get up again and fall back asleep. I'm now in another house that's pretty dilapidated and I have the coyote pup. He's gotten bigger. I guess about half grown. I ask him if he wants to go back to the wild in Colorado. He tells me he wants to stay here.

That's it. I decided to try to get up as it was after 11AM and I felt better.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

I recently had a dream where I was running from the Feds in some drawn-out Jason Bourne-esque action sequence. I was ducking and dodging my way through an office building while exchanging stern one-liners to someone over a headset. Suddenly, we all stopped what we were doing and started putting together a giant train set.

 

[Mr. Bobby Brown]

I had a dream where me, Guts, and Griffith went to Mcdonalds and Guts was giving Griffith a death glare as we were eating once.

 

[Hitchhiker]

I had a dream about a crossover between Twin Peaks and Seinfeld. For some reason geese and clocks were also sentient, but only the geese could speak.

Either David Lynch is communicating to me from the dead or I need to stop taking melatonin.

 

[Tingle]

I had another night where I kept waking up and falling asleep a bunch. One of the dreams I had was of a coworker coming back from vacation, only on vacation he was in an accident where a piece of metal rebar flew straight into her his face and fucked up one of his eye sockets. He was showing off his mangled eyeball like it was no big deal and everyone was laughing like it was a joke or something.

 

[NoReturn]

Whoever's body I astral-projected into last night: You're right. You need to move out if your family is going to treat you like that. They're using you to subsidize their mortgage and won't even let you use the guest room as your own room? That's bullshit.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I had a dream that I was into athletics and was running around a city. I was trying to impress a girl I knew and fell forward doing parkour. I hit my face and bent my teeth at a crooked angle, causing them to be unusable for chewing food.

 

[Meat Target]

A recurring one: I'm at the cheap, shitty golf course where I've played my whole life. They've added a third set of nine holes made entirely of garishly-colored Astroturf.

 

[Picklechu]

I took a nap earlier, and had a bizarre, disjointed dream. The only part of it I remember well was there was apparently a new TikTok challenge that stupid kids were doing, which was making their school into a "doo-school" by climbing onto the roof and taking a shit on it.

I also started having the recurring "I have to go back to high school despite having a BA, MA, PhD, and being in my 30s" dream again, which I guess means I'm stressed or something.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I am not stressed and still I sometimes dream about a nonexistent mandatory subject in my shedule, like "*My first language* grammar for engineers", which I had skipped the entire year and went home earlier instead. Now, the finals are coming and my attendance was zero and my chance in getting the degree is zero as well, just because of that.
In reality, I am 10 years past graduation.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I dreamed that I had to piss really bad, and couldn't find a bathroom.

I was working at a construction site, and I told my buddy I had to piss really bad. My work buddies dragged out a porta potty. We opened the door and realized somebody forgot to put the toilet in. My buddy pointed out a gas station across the street, but there were several road blocks and indirect routes to get there. I started walking down the road desperate for a piss, and didn't know exactly how to get there with the maze like layout of the town. I tried finding a shortcut, so I jumped over a low concrete barrier, and went through the opening of a parking garage. I had to piss so bad that my body was sore, and my kidney areas were hurting. I gave up trying to hold it in, immediately undid my pants, and started pissing on the side of the wall. The pain went away, and I felt so much relief.

Thankfully I woke up and realized I didn't piss the bed. I should stop drinking fluids before going to sleep.

 

[Bucephalus]

I had a dream where I told a really, really funny joke. I don't remember the context, but the punchline was "look at Leonardo da Clinchy over here lmaoo."

...You had to be there, I guess.

 

[Polyarmory]

Somebody invented a better version of Guitar Hero 20 years ago, and women were hurt (with varying emotions) by having had a generation of men taken from them. Some felt that the men needed to be saved, others that they needed to be punished, and yet others acted through amoral jealousy or egotism. Some joined this crusade just because everyone else was doing it.

I wasn't involved in this; I was just clearing some kind of congealed fat from a large space using a weedwacker device where the string is big and bushy. I was simply aware that this conflict was ongoing, and was thinking about it while doing the cleaning.