Weird Dreams Thread

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I had one a while back that started with a kid who looked about 10, returning home in the dead of night. He was ripped to shreds and was running around his home with dumbbells in his hands throwing punches through the door ways of all the rooms in case demons jumped out on him. The rest of the dream was me and him searching round different urban areas looking for someone called ''Pool face''. *he wore a mask that had the texture of water flowing*. Once I encountered him we had a fight to the death with those foam tubes that you get in swimming pools. Once he was dead I unmasked him and it was Paul Rudd.
 
I like turning my dreams into short stories. I feel I have more vivid dreams than most people. I have tactics I’ve developed on how to remember them. A lot of my dreams are very existential horror. Here is one of my more recent bangers.

I woke up in a library. It was beautiful, but old. Broken green marble floor tiles that crackled beneath my feet; rotten wood bookshelves with rusted guilded plaques. Even the accompanying light fixtures were covered in cobwebs, and any surface was coated in a layer of dust. Others woke up here with me. No one knew each other. Greetings were foregone as we all understood what we needed to do. Leave, so we can figure out where we were. The issue was that we couldn't find out how to do so. There were no doors, no windows, only a set of rusty brass gates that were locked on the second floor. Like everything else in the library, it was too ornate in its design to have been made in this century. Behind it lied only darkness. The only thing everyone was certain of was that there was no choice forward other than opening that gate. "Over here, I found something I think you guys should see!" One of the strangers beckoned. I walked around behind one of the bookshelves to find the horror of several skeletons. They were in matching collared shirts with name tags. Positioned in seats with desks in front, at the top of each desk was a radial-dial phone. It was all as dusty as everything else; however, with this area being more well lit than the rest of the library, I started to recognize what it was. "These skeletons look real! What is going on?"
"What's going on is that someone wanted us to see this. That's why it's well lit over here. Which means we were doing something right. What I want to know is, Why is a fundraising call center in a library?"
I was interrupted by one of the phones as it began to ring. I was the closest to the phone. Slowly, my curiosity overpowered my fear.

"h-Hello?"
"Hello Sir, How are you doing today?"
"...fine? ...and you?"
"I'm doing just great; thank you for asking! My name is Mandy, and I'm calling you to inform you that your local library needs your help."
"W-wait wait. Stop. What? Where are you calling from?"
"If I could just have a moment of your time, I represent a charity foundation that..."
I stopped listening when I realized the name tag on the skeleton's chest. The voice on the other line would not stop talking. It was only trying to get donations. I hung up.

"Who was it?"
"I-I think it wasor at least supposed to be... the skeletons."
"What?"
"Yeah, the nametag matched the name of the person on the phone."
"This is absured!" one woman replied.
"I agree, but itor *she* wouldn't answer any questions. Just kept trying to sell me something."

One of the strangers then pointed out that there were brass notches at the base of "Mandy's" skull.
I was beginning to realize that my circumstances were very clearly designed. Perhaps even the people I'm with are not random. It soon became clear that the skull was the key to opening the gate.
"I'm tired of this; if decapitating a corspe is necessary to get out of this shithole, I'm all for it." One man bolstered. And we did just that, and the gate was finally open. The gate led outdoors, but you would hardly know by seeing it. There was no wind, no change in temperature. The overcast sky hung so low that one wouldn't even know what time of day it was, and the fog was so thick that none of us could see far at all. All that lied before us was a hedge maze. Each of us went in. There was no choice; it was the only way forward. It was a normal hedge maze; however, briefly, I swore I saw a skelital horse running off in the distance, but who couldn't be sure of anything at this point? One by one, people got separated, until I was the only one left. I lost all track of time. As soon as I was about to give up, I found myself at the end of the maze. It led back to the library. Everyone was already there, and they were waiting for me.

"Good, you're all okay, but I'm disappointed we didn't get out."
"Don't be!" a woman replied. "Look! There's a reward for completing the maze! look in your pocket." She was right. In my pocket was a brass coin. "What do I do with this?" "Give it to me," I did and she returned with a drink.
"Yeah, there is a machine in the library; it only accpets these coins aparently"
"That's great, but any news on how to get the hell out of here?"
"Well, kinda, but not really. The soda machine wasn't here before. So thats progress, right?"
"YEAH, AND NIETHER WAS THIS MOVIE PROJECTER, WE CAN WATCH SOME OLD MOVIES NOW!" A man shouted from across the room. The consensus was that we should all take a break for a while and enjoy the library because we completed the maze. I disagreed but obliged for the sake of the group. So I sat down, talked with the woman, and enjoyed my drink. "Thanks for the drink; are you doing okay? What's your name by the way?" "I'm doing just great; thank you for asking! My name is Mandy." My heart sank in my chest. Only then did I understand. Maybe I was the only one that could. The curse of this library. Perhaps it has an exit, perhaps not. Its danger does not lie in poltergeists or homocidal clowns. The curse is the game. The illusion of progress. The illusion of choice. This place rewards you just enough not to remember you're in a nightmare. It spits in your face by telling you you will stay, you will be a part of it, and you will be happy. This evil place has no true reward. You will donate to the library, but not with any real money. This is the library, and you will make a lifetime donation.
 
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I dreamt that the creators of the Harley Quinn cartoons promised the fans there would be a hot lesbian porn scene in the newest episode. Well just as Harley and Ivy start making out instead of them rubbing beans the scene changes to the Joker singing the "you've been trolled song" instead and ends. The fans were mad because there was no animated lesbian porn and were on line reeing at the creators. The creator put an apology up on YouTube which was just him laughing hysterically and saying"Did you coomers really think we'd put porn in the show get real!"I woke up laughing my ass off!
 
I had a dream a few nights ago where I was talking to Samuel L. Jackson about sleep apnea, which I suffer from, while he was cooking what looked like steak tips and red peppers. My dreams tend to be autistic in general but I still wondered what the fuck that was supposed to be.
 
I've been having a ton of these "someone is chasing me and I don't even know why" dreams lately.

Does anyone else here have these?
I went through a period where I had a number of these. One involved me being chased by penguins in a museum and the others generally involved me being chased by countless people down long, infinite corridors. In all cases, there is no indication why I'm being pursued so relentlessly.

My latest weird dream started off normally: My graduating class came together for a picnic at a park I didn't recognize. Things started to get weird when one of my classmates I recognized ignored me when I said hello and asked what they were doing these days. Another classmate I was eager to talk to seemingly vanished into thin air just seconds after arriving and drawing my attention.

The weirdest part involved the athletes in my class challenging an unfamiliar group to a baseball game. When our classmates lost the game on the final play in the last inning, everyone else was so disappointed and upset at the loss they abruptly left all at once even though the picnic was scheduled to last until dark. The dream ended with me looking around at an empty park with no evidence any of us were ever there.
 
I had a dream that a toilet was installed in my living room with huge monitors on the left and right sides. When I went to use it, the left screen came on and started listing out the percent concentrations of substances in the poop. I looked to the right monitor and there was a live chat where people were rating it on a 1 to 5 scale and giving me dietary tips.
 
I had a dream that a toilet was installed in my living room with huge monitors on the left and right sides. When I went to use it, the left screen came on and started listing out the percent concentrations of substances in the poop. I looked to the right monitor and there was a live chat where people were rating it on a 1 to 5 scale and giving me dietary tips.
A prophetic dream. You will shit in your living room on live stream and you will be happy.
 
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I had a weird dream that had three unrelated segments that seemed to blend into each other.

I'm flying with a group of unfamiliar people. We leave the airport, get into a rental car, drive to our destination, and only realize at that point we forgot our luggage at the airport. Someone in the group assumes that the airport will ship it to us once they see it's gone unclaimed, but I'm skeptical.
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I'm now on a nondescript college campus looking for a class I've apparently enrolled in even though I have no paperwork for it. My initial attempts to find the classroom are unsuccessful; I instead find a building where three separate stairways all lead to the same classroom which isn't mine. I then stopped for refreshments at some sort of cafe run by a black lady. She recognizes me, but I don't recognize her. I ordered a drink, we briefly talked, and she appreciated the compliment I gave her and her cafe. Finally, I find my class. I have no idea what the class title or discipline is, but we're going to spend all semester watching video clips of various sports athletes and writing weekly papers about our thoughts on what they did or didn't accomplish in those clips.
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For this part, I'm in the past with both my parents. My mom is ranting and raving about stuff that has nothing to do with me, and she focuses on an incident where someone vandalized the toilet in the neighborhood church. No matter how many times I tell her I had nothing to do with it, she insists I know something about it and acts like I was the vandal. Finally, my dad chimes in and tells her it's obvious I'm not involved; she ignores us both and continues to sperg out about it.
 
I dreamed CWC/some troon who looked exactly like him was on the streets of the nearest city to me, rambling like a hobo on the sidewalks. I think he actually was a hobo. And then I had to go back to my university to finish a class (classic dream logic), but Chris was on campus and was still rambling like a hobo. If you went into the bathroom, he'd be right there and he'd come up to you and start rambling about how he was Jesus and the president when you just wanted to take a piss, so nobody could use that one.
 
Do bears mean anything? I've been dreaming about bears for years. Mostly coming across them in the woods, but sometimes they break into a house I'm in. I always wake up before I become a snack, but it's really scary.
 
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I don't like talking about this particular type of dream I've been having for years, but I have to get it out somewhere before I lose my mind over it:

I hate dreaming about pets I've lost throughout the years so much. Fuck.

Those dreams always start out the same way - the pet is alive and well, everything is fine.
And throughout the dream it turns into a complete shit-show. The pet dies horrifically. Or I forget to feed it and it fucking starves in its cage. It runs away. It drowns. It just gets lost. For some reason I treat it so badly that it just dies. Etc. etc.

Sometimes in the dream, I notice that the pet has been dead for years irl, and the animal just starts rotting in my arms while I hold it.

It tears me apart; I hate it so much.
 
I was inside some sort of city that was a massive living child warped into the shape of a stadium or something, and it wanted me dead so whenever it saw me (and could always spot me when I was in his line of sight) it would reach into the hallways to grab me and crush me. I had stumbled into the house of another child who was on a coma or bedridden, and he gifted me a ring that would help protect me from the child's sight. The child had reached into the place and started talking to the mother so I escaped while he was distracted, and found that moving teddy bears and such that were linked to his consciousness were going on and on about how the child hated me and wanted me dead.
 
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Once i dreamed me and my friends went to an abandoned house and finded some cute girls in it, then one of them slaped me and said i was ugly, and leaved
 
I had a dream that I owned a small apartment building, and Lucas Werner was one of my renters. I was trying to evict him, but he kept screeching I was a bigot that hated poor people.
After I finally got him out, I saw he had trashed the place, and there was a weird fungi growing in the carpet. I told my husband I wanted to burn down the place because Lucas was growing pod people.
 
I had a dream that TF2 added a legitimate fucking nuclear missile launcher and it caused a massive controversy because it was unfair to play against, as well as concern over using it in public areas even though it was a video game weapon. The weapon was announced with a high production SFM where a giant evil scout would take control of a gigantic sentry gun with the nuke launcher on it and would begin torturing and humiliating the mercenaries in various ways before actually using the nuke and obliterating everything in sight.
 
I was sitting on top of my bunk bed looking out to the street ahead -- except the street has turned into a canal. Four large barges crash into each other, turning over the wares on either side of the canal. Men emerged from each boat and proceed to attack each other with choppers and then guns. I laid low underneath the blankets.

Then I was asked a question. "In a town there are 100 children, each of them will stay on the average of 3 days in hospital each year. The hospital has 20 beds. What is the probability that the hospital is full?" I attempted to cheat by asking a chatbot, which is totally useless. Then I ask the chatbot to teach me Poisson Distribution, but it demand money.
 
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Last night I dreamed I was sitting next to Robin Williams on a beach.
I knew he was sick, and going to commit suicide. I was crying, begging him not to go, and said I would do anything I could to help. He said there was nothing I could do, that it was time for him to go.
I asked if I could go with him, and he said no, it wasn't my time.
He gave me a big hug, and I could smell his cologne. Then he got up and walked away into a mist that had come up.
 
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