In case anyone wants a breakdown w/ screen caps without actually having to watch the Moon Girl episode "The Gatekeeper":
We're introduced to our ensemble cast of loud annoying nigger (he's also a tranny), Asian nigger (she's also a non-binary pooner), Muslim nigger, three other niggers, glasses nigger, annoying midget who bobs her head like a chicken when she sings and white coach.
I know what you're thinking: which nigger is the show's titular nigger Moon Girl? Good fucking luck at this point. I didn't figure it out until ten, fifteen minutes later.
Anyway, the girls are members of the Squirrels volleyball team. Coach is telling them about their upcoming opponents.
Meet the Lady Leopards, led by the ultra-fascist Karen named Coach Greer and her equally white and evil daughter Bella who's captain of the team. The vile whore does the unthinkable and offers the other team orange slices.
This act of generosity is a micro-aggression too far, leading to Brooklyn (nigger tranny) having a moment of reflection with
Kai Tai gook name (Asian pooner).
Funnily enough, this scene confused me at first. "Why they'd get the obvious HSTS tranny to voice the Asian, but had a real woman voice the tranny?" I thought, but I was rused! Much like a mid-level chick might hang out with a few female porkers to look more attractive, I'm convinced this scene pairing the niggo with Kermit the Frog voice exists solely to make the Brooklyn tranny sound more convincing (spoilers: he destroys any illusion of sounding female as the show goes on).
Anyway, Coach Greer overhears the nigger talking about playing on the boy's soccer team in the past.
Having an understandable reaction to discovering there's a fucking tranny on the opposing team, Coach Greer confronts Coach Hrbek about this, to no sympathy. Honestly, considering he's the only white guy I've seen in nigger DEI academy so far, he's probably been threatened to either get in line or get his honky ass out, so it's unsurprising.
Fast-forward, and Coach Greer confronts Brooklyn, telling him he needs to drop out of the team. In typical tranny fashion, the nigger refuses. Unamused, Greer pulls a deus ex machina and uses a magic key to lock all the troublemaking niggers in an alternate dimension. Fucking based.
The title of this episode is "The Gatekeeper", btw. Do you get it? Evil white Karen is locking a literal gate in a poor POC tranny's face to keep it out of girl's sports? You fucking get it yet? It's very subtle.
Immediately following this, nigger tranny throws a tantrum, his voice cracking over and over again, sounding absolutely beta and unmistakably male.
Why does Coach Greer have a magic key? Fucked if I know. Some interdimensional child molester shows up later for like ten seconds to explain it, but all I heard from his voice was "I'd rather be sucking dicks for cock, but I really need this paycheck" so I may have missed some details.
Meanwhile, back in the gymnasium, the game is ready to start, but the Squirrels aren't showing up. Oh no! Luckily, one little niglet is on the case. Using the mystical art of Breaking and Entering, she uses a bobby pin to open the locked locker room door.
Say hello to Lunella/Moon Girl, the character from the intro doing the sheboon head shuffle while carrying a microphone. I guess her superpowers are shucking and jiving while practicing criminal behavior. That's pretty cool. I'm assuming she has no other powers because she didn't detect any magic or shenanigans upon opening the door and seeing an empty room. Maybe she's just dumb. Maybe Disney is trying to tell me all niggers are dumb.
Just then, Coach Greer walks in. Seeing the empty room, she's like guess you fags gotta forfeit. Moon Cricket, having assumed the head coach position after Coach Hrbek intentionally slipped and broke his ankle on orange slices to get out of this shit show, says NAAAAW UUUUNGH and calls up Devil Dino.
It was at this point I realized that this is the actual main character. I'm completely unfamiliar with this show and it's premise. Maybe if this leak had included a title sequence I wouldn't have been in the dark for so long, but the way this episode has been focused on the one tranny at this point, I was really assuming Moon Girl was an honorary title given to little mx. dick-and-balls. I mean, I'm assuming he still has his genitals. I really don't want to know the horrific backstory of who molested Brooklyn and whether he's already castrated or not.
Wait, no? She's calling someone on her phone named Lunella? What? NIGGER NERD IS MOON GIRL?! Nigger nerd, a character in a three-way tie with the walking honor beating and the big-haired Laqyandra for who can be the most unimportant background character? That nigger nerd is the series' protagonist? wtf ever man this shit is dumb.
Back in the alternate locker room...
The game is simple: Find 20 keys and you can leave. Shaniqua instinctually chimps out.
Luckily, where weak women fail, a strong man shall rise up.
Oh wait, does Moon Girl actually have something to contribute to her show for once?
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" says the tranny, putting the foid niglet in her place after he spots the first clue.
Tranny figures out there's a hidden combination that shows up when the lights are turned off, so everyone hits the lockers, trying to find the one that'll open.
Oh shit! Moon Girl popping in again! She found the right locker!
"HEY GUYS, I.."
"found the..."
"the... the key..." she wanted to say before tranny nigger immediately swiped it out of the locker before she had a chance to react. I'm not even shitting you. That man groid was fucking on it. Less than a second passed between that door opening and him snatching it to own all the credit. Nigger really be doing Moon Girl dirty, ngl.
So while the porch monkeys are trying to get out of their cage, shit is going on at the gymnasium.
Coach Greer and the not-Moon Girl niglet (checks Wikipedia) wait what no... (checks Fandom wiki) what, really the character is named Casey María Eva Duarte Goldberg-Calderon and she's Puerto Rican and Jewish for some reason?
Well okay... anyway, the token minority and reasonable white woman are arguing about the rules. Are they looking up to see if trannys are even allowed to compete? No, don't be silly. Chiquita Banana ignores all that and just makes up bullshit about how you can't even start the game before a mandatory hour of doing the wave. It's retarded, so of course it works.
Eventually, Demon Dino shows up to provide a further delay by performing a pregame show. Just look at this pointless, lazily drawn nigger. Imagine a Ralph pillstream but replace the oinking and assorted pig noises with half-hearted lizard grunts and zero booze. It's not far off. Also yes, that IS Beyonce in the background for some reason. Niggers just love Beyonce.
My bad, I got my darkies mixed up. That's the highly celebrated herald of the Christmas season herself, Mariah Carey. Here's Beyonce a split-second later. PoTAYto, poTAHto, orangutan, silverback, who fucking cares.
Enough of the B-plot. Back to the main show where all the girls are showcasing the power of female teamwork.
lol I lied. The tranny does everything while the girls watch.
He grabs every key.
EVERY.
FUCKING.
KEY.
Seriously, the girls are fucking useless. Natal females should be ejected from women's sports after this utterly devastating display of male tranny superiority. This is what Disney is telling me, so it must be true.
Finally, after Brooklyn-bro has single-handedly gathered all 20 keys, he opens the door, they all step through and the game restarts. I highly recommend tuning into the 13:45 mark of the video if you enjoy hearing nigger trannys trying to vocalize feminine rage. It's pretty good.
He proceeds to bitch about how the whole game was rigged from the start. Like no shit, the competition was for girls, you dumb male nigger, it was purposefully designed to keep you out. Everyone chimes in about how Coach Greer is so mean. Asian pooner, not having spoken in quite a while, reminds everyone how she's non-binary despite nobody asking.
It's at this point that the selfish nigger ALMOST has an epiphany, blaming the entire situation on himself, stating none of this would be happening if his tranny ass didn't insist on playing in a girl's volleyball team. Oh, but don't you worry.
The diversity squad is here for you, Brooklyn! We wanna hear all about your door-breaking metaphors and how your dumb lifestyle choices have adversely affected you! Fuck everyone else for not reshaping their lives to cater to yours! Emboldened by the kind words of his fellow minorities, Brooklyn does what any tranny nigger would do: he smashes his face into the floor like a rage-blinded retard until it cracks.
Amazingly, much like dilation, it kinda works, but the hole keeps sealing shut. Also like dilation, the tranny is confused and not sure what to do next. Luckily for him, it's Moon Girl's time to shine, and her solution was the most obvious of them all: old-fashioned nigger violence.
Success! The hole is bigger!
They can see the door out when they stand over the hole! Time to leave! But first, let's fire up some sick nigger beats on Moon Girl's custom squirrel speaker.
Oh, did you think they were just leaving? Silly whitey, don't you know? Much like their close cousins, the mighty baboons, once niggers get a taste of violence, it can't be quenched. Time for a music video animated by people who've never played video games because
NIGGERS
LOVE
RIOTING
Gentlemen, we've achieved peak tranny smugness
So the Squirrel team escaped, day was saved and that fucking bitch Greer was taught that there is no greater crime than denying a tranny everything he desires.
He co-opted your game, he co-opted the show from the main character and, surprise, he co-opted your daughter. She an ally now, bigot.
So that's the show. Character designs are what you expect from woke niggers and animation is lacking as expected of lazy niggers. Absolute garbage. Still absolutely no idea if Moon Girl has powers or if she's ever even the focus of her own show. I'd say maybe this was a one-off thing, but then I saw a wiki entry about some other villains in another episode who were obsessed with gentrification of all things so nah I'm guessing this tripe is typical of the series.
Not every review is bad though.
SiggerNlayer probably said:
9/10 gave me a mild chub but needs more intersex Algerians
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