What are some kiwifarms user red flags?

[PonderosaPete]

If they post in the beauty salon or not

 

[3DS MAXIMUS]

Stuff that has always made me roll my eyes as a long-time lurker:

- people with anime avatars, especially if they draw attention to it for some reason
- people that format posts in a way that's boring to read, like massive posts in a single wall of text, especially when its just huge sentences that don't end
- keyboard mush-mouth
- users that bloat up threads arguing with other users, it dilutes good content and makes a thread less interesting imo, after a while you start to notice the same names doing it

On the other hand, some green flags:

- posting in a variety of threads
- people with specific knowledge of a field or interest that can highlight funny things we wouldn't know otherwise (posting their shitty code and showing why its bad, etc)
- archiving
- people who can instantly recognise troublemakers - I love when a cow joins their own thread to defend themselves while pretending to be someone else, only to be clocked like 1-2 posts afterwards ( hi chris! )

 

[Angry Lurker]

Using SneedChat.

 

[Señora Airi]

Threadshitters. There's been several lolcow threads that just turned to schizobabble.

>anyone that rages super hard against DEI shit (we're all sick of it, but some users here rail so hard against it that it almost seems like they have something to hide

Oh you mean the KCD thread shitting itself?

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

If you've never said nigger on this site, then you're not a real human being.

 

[crackers breakfast]

put a thread worthly person on your pfp and be lazy enough to not do thread on him/her/them

 

[cybertoaster]

Gonna add schizoposters, the kind that say one thing then say the complete opposite and are always flipping sides/opinions.

 

[grimacefetishist]

Admitting to having sex with Lainey

 

[Metamorpho]

People who come here to either start shit or argue with people.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Having an AI profile pic.

 

[Not a bee]

ANYTHING TO DO WITH SOYJAK OR SKIBIDI
FUCK OFF

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I'm a huge red flag.

 

[Unreal Tournament]

Somewhat common answer, but having anything to do with soyjaks. 95% of the time, they act like absolute spastics.

 

[LurkingLemur]

pEoPlE tHaT tAlK lIkE tHiS dRiVe mE bAnAnAs!

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

For me, it’s when someone has only joined in the past year or two but has already made several thousand posts. Users like that are usually extremely obnoxious.

This so much this, I was going to say that the moment I saw the thread, but you literally posted it in the OP.
Forreal, people like that are either 1. obnoxious and wasting everyone's time as you said. 2. Trying hard to fit in by adopting the personality of what he/she/it thinks a kiwifarms user should have, like calling others spergs instead of smth like faggot or retard or even something more normie like idiot and dropping terms they just learned yesterday like ween and whatnot. You get a literal stereotype of what an outsider basically thinks a kiwifarms user types like. or my favourite numbah 3. Both of them.

What mental illness compels anyone to post here like it's twitter or some shit.

2 more red flags for newfags and oldfags aswell:

If someone has a furry avatar or posts exclusively in animal control he'll get banned eventually for being a sex pest coomer degenerate. Furry PFPs also tend to have the worst takes on everything.

/pol/tards and incels who hate fags, nigs, kikes, dykes, cunts, scrotes (femcels) or whatever else unironically like there's a difference between using a word and being a miserable worthless waste of oxygen who needs to vent about muh people problems all day long instead of just thinking about themselves. You can usually sniff them out by going into the Thunderdome (if ♂) or the Beauty Parlor (if ♀).

EDIT:
Ok 1 last more.
People who freak out easily from getting 1 bad sticker. Reversely, people who make a big deal out of a semper fi. I also notice these are the kinds of retards to just spam stickers just to annoy and for no other reason "oh I don't like that guy, I'm going to give all his posts a hat to show him". Some of them ended up eating a ban after they shat up a thread or they stopped posting altogether after getting a sizeable amount of hate on their profile. The only nigga who knows what he's doing with the sticker spam is Secret Watcher, stop trying to copy him niggers.

Another edit:

•Anyone who references how long they've posted here during the first 5 minutes of a petty argument
•Sticker Spergs
•Blatant /pol/tards who still think 2016 Alt Right™ talking points are deep
•Niggas and bitches who don't be fuckin (incel/femcel)

I earned that
FUCK!

 

[Average Russian Spy]

People who treat this site like Reddit:
-Care way too much about stickers.
-Act self-righteous.
-Think the age of their account matters at all.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

If their username is @Jobama

 

[P-38 autist]

anything that denotes the 'tism for a topic

 

[Quartermaster]

Sticker sperging faggots, should go farm reddit upvote points or whatever it is they collect there.

 

[Modern Audience]

From what I've seen in this thread, anyone who gets genuinely mad about politics. Congrats you're getting pissy about people talking about things in the real world, let's just all talk about whether or not this fat ugly pig is going to gorge herself more or whether this sexual deviant is going to troon out.

Man, all of these people are so dysfunctional. It's a good thing they exist in isolation and haven't been curated by the degenerative world we live in.