What are some shitty things you've done? CONFESS. - Come on, none of us perfect; in fact that's why we're all here.

When I was in high school, I got the star quarterback suspended for the championship game which we lost. He did the thing he was suspended for, but no one would have known if I hadn't ratted him out. As a result of missing that game, he didn't get a football scholarship and didn't go to college. He's a plumber now. I turned him in for using steroids. Why'd I report him? He was stalking a friend of mine, and no one would do anything about it because he was on the football team. She ended up changing schools to get away from him. He only got in trouble because he made the school look bad. All they cared about was their image. Otherwise, the football team got away with murder (not literally, as far as I know, but DUIs were routinely hushed up for example)

Wrong thread dude. This thread is about confessing something shitty you've done.
 
I stole a cable TV decoder from a booth at a flea market when I was in middle school just so I could watch the Playboy channel. This was in the dark ages of the late 80s, before the internet was widely available, and I didn't have a modem until my freshman year of high school, so BBSes were out as a source of undraped bosoms to ogle at.
 
one night walking home drunk in my neighbourhood I was screaming in a manly voice, I passed a house with a woman in a walker with her back turned to me outside a car and she said "sir can you help me" I'm pretty sure she needed help with groceries or something but I kept walking.....
 
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I was walking around the mall when I was about in my early teens, and unbeknownst to me there was a 3 or 4 year-old-girl walking past me with her dad, and as my arm swayed with my stride I accidentally hit her in the face. It was just a tap but that's all it takes to make a toddler cry hysterically, and her dad didn't notice what happened and was super annoyed and began yelling at her. I never power-walked away from something that quickly before.
 
There was a tard in my Algebra class who'd spend most of the period fidgeting with his Yu-Gi-Oh cards. While he was arguing with the teacher for not paying attention, I sung under my breath "Yu-Gi-Oh cards roasting on an open fire..." and the other students laughed their asses off.

He overheard it, and threatened to kick my ass. He was ready to attack, so I ended up doing something stupid- I threw a pen at him as he was approaching me.

After an administrator intervened, the kid wanted me to be his friend, but I was not having it. To paraphrase Phil Collins, if he told me he was drowning, I would not lend a hand.
 
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i stole a kitty from a house, never returned, the house looked like shit and i thought it was abandoned, the kitty also had a broken rib that never healed properly, you could feel the bump on her chest.

Sadly my sociopath neighboor kid stole her and tortured her to death, but we couldnt do shit because we had no proof.

Also one time i was feeding my dog (A old ass chow-chow) and he bit me, i was kinda angry already and i kicked him, next day he got bitten by a snake and died and i still feel pretty bad about it. :'(
 
Cheated on a bunch of women.

Stole anything I could lay hands on (at stores) for years to whet my skill.

I frequently apply intimate knowledge of people to hurt them as much as I'm able.

And lastly, I'm the biggest credit risk. I have the lowest credit score I've ever seen.
 
This girl I liked back in high school had a forum that she and her friends made. Thinking I could break her and her boyfriend up, I linked to the site on a small chan's raid board, posing as her boyfriend in an attempt to frame him. The admin of the forum found out the next day, the girl's boyfriend went in the raid thread and sperged out, and within the week the site was shut down. No actual raiding happened, the admin just shut it down herself before things got worse.

Not only was it shitty, but it was also really stupid because I have no idea what I saw in her. She was just that one girl in school, you know, the one all the losers thought they could get with because she was a weeaboo with half-decent personality and looks. I guess I just fell for the same trap all the others did.
 
I took a dump in a bag and threw it on my neighbors roof, they did not find out until a week later. The birds had pecked open the bag and the shit had reacted with the roof made it corrode. They thought it was some scum teens from across the street who had done it.
 
I accidentally left a guy stranded at a 7/11 and didn't go back.

When I was a kid an older kid asked if he could play my game boy and I said he could but only if he slammed his head hard against a wall 10 times, and he did it.

And one time I farted and blamed it on the weird kid nobody liked and everyone believed me and started getting mad at him.
 
Okay, this is going to be a bit long, but here goes.

One time (this was back around 2011 or so), my little brother Robby and I saw this prank call video on YouTube where a guy got his local Walmart to go on lockdown because of his fake lost kid. Back then, we were really stupid and also really impressionable. So one night, Mom and Dad were going out for dinner, and told us that me, Robby, and Margaret (my big sister) were staying home alone and that we had to be on our best behavior. Anyway, after they drove off, we had our dinner and I went to my room to watch TV and I was bored as crap. So like after a while, I impulsively grabbed the cordless phone, dialed 911, and got Robby in there in my room with me.

Honestly, looking back, we were way too old not to know better than to do this. But we did anyway, thinking we could get away with it if we knew what we were doing. Well... we didn't know what we were doing. I was trying to disguise my voice to sound like a concerned father and it wasn't a very good imitation. We didn't even try to create a convincing store atmosphere in the background either.

Eventually, the dispatcher asked to speak to a Walmart employee for further information or something. Anyway, Robby said he wanted to be the employee, so I gave the phone to him and he tried to sound like a lady. He didn't sound like a lady as much as he did a kid holding his nose and speaking in a high-pitched voice. After the dispatcher asked for the "clerk's" name, she told us that she knew that this was a prank and that she was sending police to our house to arrest us. Well, me and Robby started screaming into the phone that we would never do this again and to not arrest us, but she hung up. We called back and apologized some more to no avail before hanging up and just hiding out in my room.

Soon, we heard the dogs barking outside and then there were cops banging on the door telling us to open up. I ran outside before Margaret could and there were a couple of squad cars outside and some policemen were walking around with flashlights and asking about "the guy who kept prank-calling 911 and hanging up" or something like that. At the same time, I was trying to get all these cops to leave, telling them that they had come to the wrong house, but they knew better. Margaret rushes outside and starts begging the police not to take us to jail, and in all the mess, Mom and Dad come home from their dinner date, and I remember that they looked confused and shocked and stuff. They started talking to one of the cops while Robby and I ran back in to go hide again.

To make a long story short, me and Robby were grounded for several weeks with no TV time, no internet, and no video games. I got an extra week because it was originally my idea, and neither of us were trusted around phones for quite some time afterwards. Some days I look back on this event and just wonder why we even did such a thing.
 
I told my Ex's dad that she was dating older men when she was 17 as a bit of petty revenge. To be fair though it was all over her Snapchat.
 
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