Shart Attack
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- Joined
- Mar 14, 2022
Overediting.
Max0r is the worst offender I know of, but probably half of all YouTube videos are plagued by this fucking shit now. It's just loud sound effects, cuts to the same 10 overused memes every 0.001 microseconds, seizure-inducing camera shaking. Watching even a minute of it makes me feel like I'm getting CTE.
"Hey everyone..."
BOOM
CAR CRASH
WOMAN SHRIEKING "EEEK!"
"...today we're going to be looking at..."
BOOM
FWIP
LOW-RES CLIP OF THE ROCK GIVING THE PEOPLE'S EYEBROW
"...a weird food trend..."
BOOM
"...that came out of nowhere."
AMONG US SOUND EFFECT
"You may have heard of it. It's called..."
CUT TO A PICTURE OF A CORN COB
AUDIO OF THAT BLACK GUY GOING "OHHH NO NO NO NO NO"
"...corn starch cookies."
LOW-RES CLIP OF JK SIMMONS LAUGHING AS J JONAH JAMESON
"But before that..."
BOOM
CAR CRASH
SPONGEBOB LAUGHING
BLACK GUYS GOING "OHHHHHHH!!!"
BOOM
AMONG US SOUND EFFECT
LOW-RES CLIP OF A FNAF ENEMY SCREAMING AND JUMPING INTO THE CAMERA
DUBSTEP BASS DROP
FLASHING LIGHTS
"...remember to like and subscribe."
BOOM
CAR CRASH
WOMAN SHRIEKING "EEEK!"
"...today we're going to be looking at..."
BOOM
FWIP
LOW-RES CLIP OF THE ROCK GIVING THE PEOPLE'S EYEBROW
"...a weird food trend..."
BOOM
"...that came out of nowhere."
AMONG US SOUND EFFECT
"You may have heard of it. It's called..."
CUT TO A PICTURE OF A CORN COB
AUDIO OF THAT BLACK GUY GOING "OHHH NO NO NO NO NO"
"...corn starch cookies."
LOW-RES CLIP OF JK SIMMONS LAUGHING AS J JONAH JAMESON
"But before that..."
BOOM
CAR CRASH
SPONGEBOB LAUGHING
BLACK GUYS GOING "OHHHHHHH!!!"
BOOM
AMONG US SOUND EFFECT
LOW-RES CLIP OF A FNAF ENEMY SCREAMING AND JUMPING INTO THE CAMERA
DUBSTEP BASS DROP
FLASHING LIGHTS
"...remember to like and subscribe."
Max0r is the worst offender I know of, but probably half of all YouTube videos are plagued by this fucking shit now. It's just loud sound effects, cuts to the same 10 overused memes every 0.001 microseconds, seizure-inducing camera shaking. Watching even a minute of it makes me feel like I'm getting CTE.