What Are The Worst Character Designs You Have Ever Seen?

Oh hey, it's another Americanized and very Tumblr version magical girl show that's come sliding down the pike and into your television schedules, the only difference is that it's explicitly aimed at "adults" i.e. lame 'naughty' humor, instead of written by neurotic thirtysomethings ostensibly for children yet somehow attracts neurotic thirtysomethings as it's prime audience.

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Also nice faux-badly translated title, they’ll get mad at others for infantilizing the Japanese, but it’s ‘cute’ when they do it.
Those shoes are the cherry on the shit design cake. They look like they couldn't decide whether they wanted to give them heels or ballerina slippers and tried to do both.The ankle ribbon especially draws attention to the left one's cankle situation, very nice.

The concept of cynical older women still having to do the magical girl shit years after they stopped being idealist youths is a fun concept, but of course they couldn't do anything creative with it. It's just the same stoner millennial humor that every other western adult cartoon has, but with added appeal to the kind of people that think they're totally into anime because they watched Sailor Moon as a kid.
 
Oh hey, it's another Americanized and very Tumblr version magical girl show that's come sliding down the pike and into your television schedules, the only difference is that it's explicitly aimed at "adults" i.e. lame 'naughty' humor, instead of written by neurotic thirtysomethings ostensibly for children yet somehow attracts neurotic thirtysomethings as it's prime audience.

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Also nice faux-badly translated title, they’ll get mad at others for infantilizing the Japanese, but it’s ‘cute’ when they do it.
Kudos to whoever the hell fixed the designs if those in the poster were the og.
Making the blue haired 'ambiguous race' chick a black chick was a smart move. She actually looks kinda unique


Aside from that, i dont look foward to the show or the weird gender shit it may have. But if its an honest entertaining parody of sorts, i can only wish it the best.

But yeah im getting some, 'huhur magical girl smokes a bong' vibes from this. Like a bong, weed or nihilism makes something adult. The panda looks shitty as a magical pet, its too busy imo and has a butthole for some reason. Its also been made ugly somehow, i didn't even know you could make a panda unappealing. Why not a dog like a doberman or corgi. Sailor moon having a cat at least looked normal in her setting, it blended in since her being a Scout was a secret more or less. But a red fkn Panda makes no sense.

Hopefully they fight more than the patriarchy, i need a decent western action show. I grew up with samurai jack, ppg, teen titans ect. Didn't watch anime then, still don't. So i can't really complain about any non Chinese cartoon bootlegging.

Maybe the era of Canadames. With totally spies and Code lyoko gimping the anime sweat droop cliche and falling over. It was and is cringe when the nippon did it

genndy tartakovsky's Primal is back and the most action 'adult' animation ive seen this year. I just want more of that. No more Steven universe bs
 
I now retract my previous statements. I wish it only the worst


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Are you sure he’s not supposed to be a trap? Fate really likes traps and prettyboys.
He is a trap. Not really into his base art, but the later stages with more traditional navel outfits are alright.
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Honestly, if he was a girl I'd like him more.

Speaking of Fate though

Meltlilith:
An actually interesting character, but her design is nasty. I hate how the mechanical legs look. Completely impractical and when combined with the dress she just looks cluttered.
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He is a trap. Not really into his base art, but the later stages with more traditional navel outfits are alright.
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Honestly, if he was a girl I'd like him more.

Speaking of Fate though

Meltlilith:
An actually interesting character, but her design is nasty. I hate how the mechanical legs look. Completely impractical and when combined with the dress she just looks cluttered.
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Normally I’m not one to complain about skimpy character designs but I feel like the coochie pastie is a little ridiculous

EDIT: The first one is obviously a thong- and it’s kind of typical skimpy anime armor

but second one has no strings. That is a literal coochie pastie
 
Normally I’m not one to complain about skimpy character designs but I feel like the coochie pastie is a little ridiculous

EDIT: The first one is obviously a thong- and it’s kind of typical skimpy anime armor

but second one has no strings. That is a literal coochie pastie
Mu-12 from Blazblue actually does that scantily-clad cybernetic pastie pretty well. It's a do-able outfit Meltlilith just doesn't pull it off.
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Normally I’m not one to complain about skimpy character designs but I feel like the coochie pastie is a little ridiculous

EDIT: The first one is obviously a thong- and it’s kind of typical skimpy anime armor

but second one has no strings. That is a literal coochie pastie

Mu-12 from Blazblue actually does that scantily-clad cybernetic pastie pretty well. It's a do-able outfit Meltlilith just doesn't pull it off.
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It probably looks worse on Meltlilith as she looks like a 10-12 year old dressed like a robotic stripper. At least the Blazblue girl looks more mature in her face/body shape so it blends in better with her design. That and she's not wearing a giant, overly cumbersome dress piece over the rest of her outfit.
 
He is a trap. Not really into his base art, but the later stages with more traditional navel outfits are alright.
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Honestly, if he was a girl I'd like him more.

Speaking of Fate though

Meltlilith:
An actually interesting character, but her design is nasty. I hate how the mechanical legs look. Completely impractical and when combined with the dress she just looks cluttered.
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Mu-12 from Blazblue actually does that scantily-clad cybernetic pastie pretty well. It's a do-able outfit Meltlilith just doesn't pull it off.
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These guys should jerk off before they try making characters.
 
He is a trap. Not really into his base art, but the later stages with more traditional navel outfits are alright.
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Honestly, if he was a girl I'd like him more.

Speaking of Fate though

Meltlilith:
An actually interesting character, but her design is nasty. I hate how the mechanical legs look. Completely impractical and when combined with the dress she just looks cluttered.
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At least it's not Passionlip
 
Duke's shin guards are a little extra but I'm having no trouble scanning these. What would you trim?
Either his old-timey khaki military shirt or everything else that he's wearing. The shirt on the one hand, and the rest of the shit that he's wearing on the other, are representative of two different and mutually-incompatible aesthetics. I mean, Duke was kind of a throwback to an earlier style of military battle dress when he was first introduced (though he eventually ended up in a much more modern uniform), but this new design severely exacerbates the sense of his discontinuity between his various costume elements by having him continue to look, from the waist up, like someone in the middle of fighting WWII, while covering him in bits of "future-y" armor and pointless LEDs from the waist down. I've seen people referring to these designs as the "Gears of Joe" style, and that seems apt enough, but it works in Gears of War's retro-futuristic fantasy setting because that's basically an alternate-history Earth where fantasy versions of NATO and the Warsaw Pact go to war with nukes and satellite lasers in a time roughly analogous to the 1930s in terms of culture and politics, so military technology and military fashion are developing "out on synch" in comparison with the real world, and you end up with pencil-moustached officers wearing dressy, high-collared uniforms under heavy sci-fi armor covered in LEDs:

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Where this doesn't work is in the "G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero" setting, which has always been characterized as nominally taking place in our world, "20 minutes in the future." Granted, character designs (particularly for the Cobra faction) could often become rather fanciful, but there isn't even a pretense here of taking notes from current ideas for next-gen military equipment (I certainly doubt that we're going to be slapping random LEDs on everything or going into battle with armor on our shins but not on our torsos over the course of the next couple of decades).

A better idea would have been to take a page from Ghost Recon: Breakpoint players:

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...Or hell, just make the straight-up, up-scaled recreations of the original 1980s 3.75" figures that everyone was expecting in the first place, but Hasbro seems to be stuck in a trap of trying to have their cake and eat it too, retaining anachronistic elements of the original figures married to wildly fanciful sci-fi design notes far removed enough from the real world to keep suburban soccer moms happy (despite these figures supposedly being aimed at adult collectors).
 
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I think Sesshomaru's daughters in the upcoming Inuyasha sequel look retarded.

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These two are supposed to be half demon, I was expecting a design that at least included dog ears. Maybe we'll learn more about why they look the way they do when the show finally airs, but I was disappointed when I first saw them. Moroha is adorable, though.
His first daughter looks like some ambiguously gender neutral tumblr/twitter OC and the other looks dull as dirt and gaudy as fuck with yellow highlights in her hair despite being some feudal era kid. Also why the hell is Inuyasha the only half-dog yokai with dog ears? You'd think pure-blood yokai would be the ones with animal ears if anything.
 
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