What Happens If Chris Actually Does Improve?

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drtoboggan

drtoboggan

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Long time lurker, first time posting a topic. If this is more appropriate for the What If thread we can move it there.

Anyway, a lot of the general reaction to OPL's Facebook tantrum about the leak was "the CWCki will continue until Chris improves." Assuming a miracle gets pulled from someone's arse and Chris actually improves, becoming a relatively normal member of society: what does that mean for us? Does the CWCki come down? Do we all move on to trolling David Tanny and Gloria Tesch? Do we *shudder* give up on LOLcows and move on with our lives? Let me know what you think.

Subquestion: How do I access the boards other than Chris and Sonichu? I didn't want to bug anyone with an out of nowhere PM so I figure I'll drop this here. PM me if necessary. The LOLcow general forum is what I'm interested in.
 
drtoboggan said:
Long time lurker, first time posting a topic. If this is more appropriate for the What If thread we can move it there.

Anyway, a lot of the general reaction to OPL's Facebook tantrum about the leak was "the CWCki will continue until Chris improves." Assuming a miracle gets pulled from someone's arse and Chris actually improves, becoming a relatively normal member of society: what does that mean for us? Does the CWCki come down? Do we all move on to trolling David Tanny and Gloria Tesch? Do we *shudder* give up on LOLcows and move on with our lives? Let me know what you think.

Subquestion: How do I access the boards other than Chris and Sonichu? I didn't want to bug anyone with an out of nowhere PM so I figure I'll drop this here. PM me if necessary. The LOLcow general forum is what I'm interested in.
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If he did change, I'd hope the CWCki would continue to document Chris's life, because even if he improved he still wouldn't be 'normal.'
 
The CWCki and everything documented there will never go away, but it might one day get a "happy" ending.

I'm still a little bit hopeful.
 
You know what? I'd be happy for him. I'm not counting on Chris ever getting better, but I really wish he would, and I'd be glad if he did.
 
If that happens my faith in human race will be restored, I will believe again in rainbows and miracles. Because my friend if CWC can rise from the ashes like a fat autistic Phoenix everything is possible and the limits will be those that we set.

But I digress...

To enter the LOWCOW general you have to lurk more read more leanr more.

Be safe.
 
I do believe that the CWCki will stay on the internet forever. Remember: it's essentially a guide to how not to be like Chris. And it documents in full one of the most insane people in history, some merit has to be there.
But if he does improve his life, I bet he'll get thousands of congragulatory letters from DANG DIRTY TROLLS and he may be stopped once or twice by :julay: and people asking about that Sonichu guy, but he'll live a mostly normal life.
 
butt in trouble said:
I suggest you lurk more.
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I really should. Problem is, after getting exiled from CWCville, all I had to comfort me was this forum, Yawning Squirtle's chronic weed, and Hulk Hogan. As a result, I had to post this topic.

That said, I recognize your constructive criticism for what it is and accept it. I'm gonna lurk a lot more. Thanks, butt in trouble.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
If Chris were to improve, he wouldn't be Chris.
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That's kind of what I was thinking. I posted this topic just thinking out loud, and the patron saint of Christorians posts back. Wow, I kinda rule in my lame way.

Thanks for the input though, Mr. Leary. In all honesty, your answer was kind of where I was leaning on the question in the first place, but I was uncertain.
 
BigBoss said:
Sorry to be a prude, but doesn't this belong in the "What If?" subforum?
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Probably. I'll try to move it there if the reeb doesn't make me pass out first. And no, you're not a prude. I figured it should go there but I'm e-tarded.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
If Chris were to improve, he wouldn't be Chris.
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This pretty much. I'd be happy for him if he did, however unlikely that may be. However, he wouldn't be the same and he'd probably fall of my radar. I'd likely move on to a new lolcow.
 
I'd also be happy for him too however unless outside forces gave him no choice he'll never get better because he's too stupid and puts in no effort. I think he'd litterally need a minder there every day forcing him to do things for him to improve himself.
 
I too would be happy for him.

I fear for his sanity (well what passes for his sanity) in the long run, after all how much longer till Barb shuffles off this mortal coil and OPL is left totally alone. How could he handle the crushing loneliness that is waiting for him around the corner? If he's able to make one small move in the right direction it might make all the difference; small steps at least are steps.

But I don't see this happening; he will be left all alone and where that leads isn't pretty.

But like ABL wrote; if Chris could change he wouldn't be our Chris. (:_(

PS: WTF is a Ween Kid? I'm rather new to the forums and haven't encounter the term before.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
PS: WTF is a Ween Kid? I'm rather new to the forums and haven't encounter the term before.
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If I've deciphered it correctly, Epin Ween = Epic Win, and Ween Kid would be a tryhard wannabe troll.

Didn't look that up anywhere, so do correct me if I'm wrong.
 
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