What Happens If Chris Actually Does Improve?

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What would happen if Chris improves? Hell would freeze over, pigs would fly, the dead would would rise.

The latest leak shows that Chris has only regressed since going into seclusion and to improve one must first acknowledge their faults. Chris is incapable of doing this as long as he has somebody else to blame, and as long as another human being walks the Earth he will always have somebody else to blame.
 
If Chris improved his life, I would honestly be happy for him. I do think the CWCki should stay, but updated. It should have how Chris went from an LOLcow to a decent member of society, to serve as an inspiration to society. People can read it and think, "If Chris improved his life, so can I!" Now, the odds of Chris improving are sadly very slim. (:_( I'm not going to say impossible, because I learned in this life nothing's impossible.
 
I honestly don't think that Chris is capable of improving. The recent FB leak is what makes me think that.

However, in the very, very, very, very, very slim chance that he does, well then, good for him.
 
Well I guess the CWCki would reflect Chris' change but still exist as a cautionary tale on looking after your mentally disabled kids incorrectly. However I would like to think that this forum stays as there are a lot of cool people here.
 
I think if Chris truly did improve he might be able to find humor in the cwckis existence. Especially if the things about him are no longer relevant. But for that to happen he'd have to change to a point where he could look back on those mistakes as him being a dumb child. The difficulty with that is Chris' age. If he were doing this stuff as an adolescent aged 13 to 23 that would be a lot easier as there are plenty of people who get involved in similar situations. For Chris to be able to coexist with the things about him on the internet he needs to realize a lot of what's written is true, and that All of it is changeable and that if it isn't who he is, then it isn't a problem. Chris is very obsessed with his identity, unfortunately for him its never the identity he sets to create for himself its always an identity that others create for him or circumstances give to him ie he's autistic, he's alone, he's a Victim, these are all very negative things to let yourself be defined by. The trouble is that its hard for him to finish adolescence with self definition he set up because those definitions are earned and Chris is brutally lazy.
 
General consensus seems to be that it's impossible but he'd have a lot of people happy for him. I have to say I would be too. I hate to abandon hope, but the Facebook leak shows that he's more likely to get worse.

I now know what a Ween Kid is. I always thought it was some kind of fan club for the band Ween.
 
No matter how much he improves, he'll always be our fat autistic hero!
 
Fascinating question. Part of the interest in watching Chris for me is not just observing him but the culture around him. Observing the observers so to speak. How people in the community would respond to him having a break though like, for example finding a job would be so interesting. Some would be genuinely happy for him (especially those for whom Chris is a window to hell) and some would try and spin it in some negative or diminishing light.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
If Chris were to improve, he wouldn't be Chris.
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Can you imagine if Chris did, though?

Around Thanksgiving, 2017, Chris uploads his final youtube video. He is noticeably slim, his hair short and clean, and his face is unblemished. He's wearing a clean and ironed blue collared shirt, and a pair of clean slacks that fit him properly. The backdrop of his video the living room of a neat and tidy apartment. He begins to speak:

"Citizens on the internet, it's been a long decade. This is the last message I'll ever put on. I now realize the folly of my ways, and now I understand why people have been so indifferent towards me. They didn't ignore or dislike me because of my autism, it was because my behavior was offensive and obnoxious. To Megan, Mary Lee Walsh, Michael Snyder, and to anyone else I may have slandered or libeled, I apologize. I don't expect you to accept it. And to the trolls, who I've obsessed with over the decade, you were more right than wrong. I've spent too much time obsessing over the past than living in the now. I've gotten my first real job now, at Goodwill, sortin' through the crap that comes in. It's not glamorous or well-paying, but it supplements the tugboat nicely, and keeps me away from the dang PSquadruple.

In closing, I'd like to leave with the words a wise man once said: "Get busy living, or get busy dieing"
Stay safe, CWC."
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
Around Thanksgiving, 2017, Chris uploads his final youtube video. He is noticeably slim, his hair short and clean, and his face is unblemished. He's wearing a clean and ironed blue collared shirt, and a pair of clean slacks that fit him properly.
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He still has to fix his voice, though. Maybe a speech therapist or voice coach could help him get rid of the high-pitched cartoon character voice he has.
 
This is him after speech therapy at James Madison University, where he met early troll Joshua Martinez.
 
Dang dirty double post. Of course, just because he had a psychiatric assessment doesn't mean he was competently assessed, for example. We know Chris's competence level, and to an extent Rocky's, but we don't know how on point every single person surrounding Chris is.
 
CWCki is, for better or for worse, Chris' legacy. It will probably outlive him and who knows? Perhaps Sonichu will be regarded not unlike Henry Dirger's Vivian Girls. If a miracle does happen and next week Chris suddenly becomes a functional member of society, then probably lots of people would move on since he's no longer amusing with only a few true die hard true and loyal fans remaining to keep updates,
 
Targaryen said:
Fascinating question. Part of the interest in watching Chris for me is not just observing him but the culture around him. Observing the observers so to speak. How people in the community would respond to him having a break though like, for example finding a job would be so interesting. Some would be genuinely happy for him (especially those for whom Chris is a window to hell) and some would try and spin it in some negative or diminishing light.
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I'd go in the "genuinely happy" camp. Chris has a kind of personality "cult" along the lines of people who observe and laugh at Kim Jong Un. I wouldn't doubt that some among us would be in doubt, if not denial, of any real improvement on his part. That said, I do echo the sentiments of the people who think him too far gone to actually improve. He's dug himself a hole so deep he'd need all of Springfield and Sting's help to get him out, but nobody will because he's terrible.
 
In order for Chris to improve, he first has to acknowledge that something is wrong: that he NEEDS to improve. That's never going to happen as long as Barb is around to coddle him and reinforce his anti-social behavior.

So-called 'friends' like Anna aren't doing him any favors either.

Based on the latest Facebook 'leak' I'd say that Chris has gotten worse, if anything.
 
Would it be for the best if Chris did get better though? Imagine if he gained some self-respect/awareness and had the cwcki hanging over him for the rest of his life, it would be enough to make any sane person (:_( permanently!
 
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