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Beef stroganoff looks like barf but tastes delicious.
As someone long guilty of making delicious grey slops, I made a couple recent posts with ways you can add colour/texture to make things look more appealing without much flavour change.

I like squeeze bottles with tiny openings because you can "decorate" with really bold sauces, while hardly using any. So for a stroganoff you could lay down thick stripes of sour cream to keep it traditional, or very thin stripes of a chili sauce that brighten things up without overpowering. For other recipes you can mostly dodge the food, giving people the option to drag their food through it or just leave it as garnish (see steak below)

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Yeah so I made this. I went with mozzarella instead of burrata for financial reasons (broke nigga). Looks gay as usual, but tastes good, I really enjoy the contrast between saltiness and sweetness. Thanks a lot for the recipe!View attachment 7745380
Burrata doesn't keep well and is hard to portion out (it's usually sold in a tub with only two big balls filled with something akin to ricotta and cream), anyway, so I don't blame you for skipping it.
 
I made tea in a teapot today and I already feel considerably gayer, more effeminate and more British.

I got the idea searching for a replacement for cigars (not because I want to quit but because I had/have what seems like mild pneumonia and don't feel comfortable risking it yet) and that seemed to fit the "warmth in mouth," "rhythmic" (if you care to) and "consuming" aspects of cigars, plus somewhat buzz (in a different way). I just made the pot and drank it indoors because I had shit to do. The pot was one I got from a neighbor years ago and never used to the point I actually straight up forgot what it was.

It strikes me as a completely extraneous tool, but I did feel more fancy.
 
Here's some of my creations from the last month or so:
Chicken drum fillets wrapped in back bacon, served with salt and pepper chips
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Haddock fish fingers with thick chips
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Wagyu beef burgers with brioche buns
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Whole poussin and FANCY gastro chips
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Margherita topped with ham
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Tagliatelle mixed in with basil sauce
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Plain old cheese pizza
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Turkey breast sammiches
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Chicken and bacon sammmiches
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Lamb stew + leftover bread
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Fancy noodles with hoisin duck
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Chicken and bacon with chips, did I mention I really like chicken and bacon?
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Yes; I eat a lot of a slop, that's because dinnertime is for slop, I usually have yoghurt/hummus/something gay like that the rest of the day, evening meal time is designated slop time so don't judge me too harshly; might not be the most aesthetically appealing but it's all very tasty I assure you
 
Here's some of my creations from the last month or so:
Chicken drum fillets wrapped in back bacon, served with salt and pepper chips
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Haddock fish fingers with thick chips
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Wagyu beef burgers with brioche buns
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Whole poussin and FANCY gastro chips
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Margherita topped with ham
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Tagliatelle mixed in with basil sauce
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Plain old cheese pizza
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Turkey breast sammiches
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Chicken and bacon sammmiches
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Lamb stew + leftover bread
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Fancy noodles with hoisin duck
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Chicken and bacon with chips, did I mention I really like chicken and bacon?
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Yes; I eat a lot of a slop, that's because dinnertime is for slop, I usually have yoghurt/hummus/something gay like that the rest of the day, evening meal time is designated slop time so don't judge me too harshly; might not be the most aesthetically appealing but it's all very tasty I assure you
This menu is so aggressively British, lol.
 
I tried to make ful yesterday and failed miserably. I couldn't find canned fava beans, so I had to get frozen ones still in the pod (which I didn't realize - derp), and it was nothing like what it was supposed to taste like.
 
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Tried out a very non-traditional Italian-American sausage and peppers (with onions, garlic, and parmesan cheese as special guests) with some cheap garlic bread I’m nostalgic for:

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It was a pressure cooker recipe (pressure luck on YouTube: Jeff hasn’t let me down yet):


I followed his recipe but used red instead of white wine. It was really more of a soup/stew with all of the broth (it thickened significantly as time progressed). The veggies were soft and almost pasta-like (French Onion soup is the nearest thing I could say), which made it absolutely wonderful as a soup. It’s not a pretty dish, but the taste was amazing (it’s Italian sausage, veggies, cheese, and spices, so it’s hard to screw up).

Honestly I was attempting an Italian meal with garlic bread that wasn’t a carb overload (garlic bread and pasta is like going through half a bottle of insulin if you’re diabetic more or less). I may have unintentionally discovered an amazing soup on its own. Going to serve leftovers over rice like Jeff recommends and report back.
 
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I just made Japanese curry. I've had some of the roux cubes for a couple years and the best by date was months ago, but who cares? Opened them up and they were fine. Perfect, even.

Chicken as the main protein, I started with onions and then Jacked it up by overcrowding the pan (a Dutch oven) sauteeing in beef tallow, so despite the tallow, did not get a brown on the chicken. This was ultimately no big deal.

The other ingredients other than the nearly two pounds of onions were potatoes, turnips, banana peppers I grew, rehydrated shiitake mushrooms, a single monstrously hot habanero because even though S&B has "Extra Hot," it actually really isn't, but super hot is not really consistent with Japanese curry so only one for a giant batch. Also the usual dash of fish sauce, and an herb packet with a bunch of Szechuan peppers, so I could easily remove them at the end. Not totally for spice, I just don't want crunchy shit in Japanese curry.

Oh, I also used coconut milk for the roux. And served it over basmati rice. So it is a complete bastard curry with Japanese, Thai, Chinese, and Indian shit in it. Mighty white of me. I hope Uncle Roger would be horrified.
 
Eggs with peppers and onions for breakfast with a little cottage cheese mixed in for texture and extra protein.


Baked a mini spice cake this afternoon using only pancake mix, spices, and a hint of peppermint extract. Was very moist, soft and tasted ok, but the two seasonal flavors of spice and peppermint clashed a little bit almost like it should have been vanilla extract and not peppermint.
 
I'm trying to learn how to make sushi. I love eating it and I mastered some of the basics, like how to form the rice patties for nigiri and how to spread the rice on a piece of laver for maki.
Fillings are a little more challenging though. I like the raw fish but the US grocery stores are kind of a roll of the dice... it SHOULD be safe enough, but is it really? Also quality of the raw fish I've eaten off Albertson's fish counter seems not as good as the stuff the sushi places get from their suppliers.

I got stuff for California rolls today so I will try that. Got ahi tuna as well - that's usually safe to eat cause it's deep-frozen at sea. (TBH most seafood is deep frozen at least once before it gets to your plate unless you're buying live or off a fish dock, so I am less worried about parasites and more worried about taste and texture.)

I tried making tamago and it looks really messy (I can do french and american omelets but not that well. It always breaks in the pan when I try to flip or fold.) But it tastes about right, maybe it will work?

:sigh: I'd like to be the cool mom who serves awesome bento lunch boxes and delicious tamago. That would be a redemption arc from the universally sad and unappetizing packed lunches I got in school (unless boy oh boy it was pizza day!) But is it achievable? I guess I can comfort myself knowing that a bento box lunchbox itself is already a lunch upgrade because the food is presented in a much more appetizing way than the same items served in zip-loc bags and tupperwares.

Beef stroganoff looks like barf but tastes delicious. I have a bunch of dill in the garden and we have always used it in stroganoff, but imagine my surprise when I was browsing recipes* and most of them didn't call for dill. Am I crazy? Has my family been cooking weird stroganoff all this time?

*I know how to make it, but I like looking at other recipes to see if anyone has a variation that sounds interesting before I cook something.

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ETA: I asked Nigel to go to the store to grab a couple of ingredients I needed, including mushrooms. And I didn't even think about telling him how many I needed, just assumed he'd grab one of those pre-measured containers. Nigel returned with exactly four white button mushrooms

(He went back out, lol - ended up using a little over a pound because mushrooms are fucking delicious)
nah beef+dill is a known combo for Russian cooking I think. When making borscht I like to chop some dill frond and serve alongside the sour cream/greek yogurt as garnishes.
Dill's also nice with salmon... roll that salmon in the dill, top it with some lemon slices, bake n serve w boiled red potatoes. It's good.
I just made Japanese curry. I've had some of the roux cubes for a couple years and the best by date was months ago, but who cares? Opened them up and they were fine. Perfect, even.

Chicken as the main protein, I started with onions and then Jacked it up by overcrowding the pan (a Dutch oven) sauteeing in beef tallow, so despite the tallow, did not get a brown on the chicken. This was ultimately no big deal.

The other ingredients other than the nearly two pounds of onions were potatoes, turnips, banana peppers I grew, rehydrated shiitake mushrooms, a single monstrously hot habanero because even though S&B has "Extra Hot," it actually really isn't, but super hot is not really consistent with Japanese curry so only one for a giant batch. Also the usual dash of fish sauce, and an herb packet with a bunch of Szechuan peppers, so I could easily remove them at the end. Not totally for spice, I just don't want crunchy shit in Japanese curry.

Oh, I also used coconut milk for the roux. And served it over basmati rice. So it is a complete bastard curry with Japanese, Thai, Chinese, and Indian shit in it. Mighty white of me. I hope Uncle Roger would be horrified.
That sounds like it was tasty.

Naval Curry is a Jewish British Empire plot to get Japanese sailors to eat wheat flour. Its purpose is to displace some of the white rice they were used to eating. Japanese sailors would join the Navy because one of the perks was that they got to eat lots of polished white rice that ordinary Japs had problems affording and buying in quantity because it's basically a in-demand processed food. The Navy could buy all the white rice it needed, though, because white rice is more shelf stable than brown rice (the oils and shit in the husk cause the brown rice to spoil faster.) So it ended up that the sailors ate little else but white rice, gorging on it basically, and they started getting beriberi and other nutritional deficiencies, because wheat flour/noodles/bread etc was considered way less desirable to the Japanese sailors. So the Navy introduced this curry to force sailors to eat enough enriched flour to avoid going blind or whatever and get some protein and b-vitamins in them.

(Why do Japanese hate eating proteins I wonder? It's not just historic scarcity. Japanese Navy could get whatever food it wanted and its sailors still suffered from beriberi and pellagra. It's like they want to carboload on rice and eat a de minimus amount of fish and pickles to complement it, plus maybe a miso soup that's mostly salt, laver, kelp, fermented bean paste, a piece of tofu the size of a thumbnail, and more salt. I like all these things, but not in these ratios.)

Anyway. Naval Curry came to Japan by way of Britain by way of India. It's a bastard dish even if you prepared it exactly like the S&B package directions tell you to.
 
Made a bunch of braised pig's feet the other day with fu ru sauce, like red miso tofu sauce, some chinese shit.
Pig's feet are amazing in general. I'll share the recipe here. You can order pre-cut up pig's feet on weeeee along with any of the other ingredients. Chinese food rules. Don't let your untested beliefs about food stand.

Ingrdients:
  • Dark soy sauce (1 tbsp)
  • Light soy sauce (2 tbsp)
  • Shaoxing cooking wine (basically any chinese cooking wine will do) (4 tbsp)
  • Fu ru sauce (4 - 6 tbsp) (fermented red tofu sauce is what my bottle says in english, the pinyin is fu ru jiang, it's a rich, pinkish red sauce with a sweet, fermented smell like teriyaki).
  • Fermented dark soy bean paste (1 - 2 tbsp) (tian mian jiang or zha jiang with a tsp of sweetener)
  • Fennel seeds (1 tsp)
  • star anise (1 - 2 pods per pound of feet)
  • bay leaf (however many)
  • coriander seeds (half a tsp)
  • salt (use it)
  • white or black pepper (go for it, however much you really want)
  • cumin (a teaspoon)
  • ginger (slice and peel some up)
  • leeks (like one)
  • honey, rock sugar (3 - 4 tbsp)
  • Pig's feet (2 - 4 pounds)
  • A generous amount of neutral flavored high smoke point cooking oil. If you hate sneed oil, use refined coconut oil, or lard.
  • 3 - 4 cups of water or pork broth, have plenty, water will do if you do not have enough pork broth.
Step 1: Par cook the feet
  • Add some ginger and a liberal splash of cooking wine to however much water you need to cover the pig's feet.
  • Boil it. For like 5 minutes.
  • Get the feet out of there, like use a slotted spoon or a straining ladle. They'll look kinda cooked and tough. Make sure you avoid all the weird foamy shit. Get rid of that shit.
  • This is the "cleaning step" but I doubt anything gets cleaned by this process. You have par cooked the pig's feet and gotten the gross foam out of it.

Step 2: Prepare the sauce

IF YOU'RE USING ROCK SUGAR:​
  • In enough oil to cover the base of your pan about 1/3 to a half centimeter, add the rock sugar. Cook it until it is caramelized. It will look like caramel. That's how you'll know. Add pork broth or water with the heat off, enough and quickly enough to avoid a grease fire. This will be the primary liquid you add to the sauce.

IF YOU ARE USING HONEY OR FINE GRAIN SUGAR:​
  • Mix the sweetener of your choice with the cooking liquid--broth or water.

AFTER THAT:​
  • In a generous amount of oil stir fry the dry spices, leeks and ginger and seeds until they are fragrant. Add in the mix of sauces and cooking wine. Let it boil a bit and reduce. This on high heat with a gas stove ought to be about 1 - 2 minutes, tops. It shouldn't be sticky yet.
  • Then add in half of the cooking liquid. You have now made the sauce.

STEP 3: Stir fry and braise:
  • Add in the pig's feet. Stir fry them until they're coated with the sauce and you feel they're well-coated and ready for a long cook.
  • Add in the rest of the cooking liquid.
  • Braise at low heat with a lid if possible for 2 - 3 hours. 2 hours is closer to the minimum for this. Longer means gluey-er and softer. You are turning collagen into bone broth, rendering fat from a tough bunch of skin, and reducing the bone broth into a sauce that ought to be sticky and hard to get off your fingers.
  • Add water if the sauce is thick and sticky before you want to serve--it is critical you stir every 15-20 minutes and avoid letting the sauce reduce prematurely. You basically can't overcook the feet, but you can overcook the sauce. So if the sauce is "thin" somehow at the end of 2+ hours, turn up the heat, take off the lid, and reduce it down while stirring and rotating the pig's feet continuously.
  • The flesh will wiggle when you shake a piece of it in a bowl or plate when it is the desired doneness. Should be possible to pierce fleshy bits with a chopstick. After 2 hours it will be most likely edible, but if it isn't, kick the heat up a smidge and let it go for a while.
HOW TO SERVE:
Serve it over white rice, boiled, baked, or roasted potatoes, or on its own. If you'd like to enrich it, add in 6 to 12 par-boiled, shelled eggs during the last 10-30 minutes of cooking. However done you need the eggs to be to peel them basically, and however many eggs you truly feel you need. It's quite fatty but it's great stuff, good for your joints and skin and hair. If eating a collagen-rich meal doesn't help your skin and joints and hair, then God is cruel.

WHAT TO EXPECT TASTE WISE:
It will taste fragrant, aromatic and rich. There will be no strange smell, nor will it be greasier than any particular pork joint you might braise, though it is rich and fatty. It has a a rich and powerful meaty flavor that hides and asserts itself over time against the savory and pleasingly sweet sauce. Making it spicier is a matter of adding sichuan chili and the hua jiao peppercorns, those numbing ones, while reducing the sweetener slightly.

HOW MUCH FOOD YOU'LL BE MAKING:
This will, with 4 pounds of pig's feet make a single person with a reasonable diet too much food. Probably 8-12 servings of food.
 
I started making a pretty decent burger/sandwich at work a couple of weeks ago and I'm rather happy with it, so Imma share with you assholes cause I love you all. (Also, I'm slightly drunk so I apologise in advance for any spellings errors.

This is a Hawaiian style burger, or sandwich in case you use other meat (totally optional, I've used salmon, chicken, ham, ect). Here's what you do;
  1. chop up some fresh pineapple and onion together (you can do canned, but fresh is the best taste I find. Plus it caramelizes better than canned). You grill those two up with some teriyaki sauce OR in my case, house made asian dressing (1 cup olive oil to half a cup of soy sauce and sugar)
  2. grill up your bun of choice, could be anything you want. I recommend a brioche bun or even a focaccia bun, as these tend to hold everything together better.
  3. get your veg ready to go. You're going to need some shredded iceberg lettuce, some cilantro, some red onions. You can use however much you want of each, cause everyone has their tastes. You'll coat that with some coleslaw sauce (minuscule amount of sauce to veg ratio, you'll drown it otherwise). Mix everything together and it'll be ready for the next part.
  4. grill your meats! You can do whatever you want with this part. You can have salmon, burger, chicken, burger with ham, just ham, or ect. It does not matter. What DOES matter is that when it's almost done cooking, you douse it with the asian sauce you just made or teriyaki sauce. Make sure to get both sides and douse the onion/pineapple mix again. When you think it's ready to pull out of the pan, put the mix on top of the meat and melt a couple of slices of swiss cheese over the whole shebang.
  5. build your burger/sammich by putting your veg down first, then your meat/mix/cheese, then that crown.
That is how you do a hawaiian style sammich.

This is customizable as well, you could add chillies to spice it up, change your cheese or make it gluten free! I've made for a few other people and this is the current fave so far lmao.
 
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