What if I just don't have anywhere to live?

I knew a guy who lived in a storage unit in California. There were like 4-5 other people there too. Went across the street to the McDonald's if they needed to take a shit. Owner didn't care as long as they didn't cause trouble.

Living with meth heads in the Ocala National Forest sounds more fun though.
 
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Crysocyan said:
I'll freeze to death in an uninsulated shed. Do you at least have a wood stove in it?
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No, but I can run an extension cord to it, you’ll have a heater. It’ll be fine. I could really use the rent to pay for my ever increasing gas bill.

If it’s good enough for Bubbles it’ll be good enough for you.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
Can you open and scan mail?

Are you ok with being swatted?

The Farms Need You!

Seriously though, look into a trailer, depending on your credit and the space you can stand living in, it can easily be half to a third the price of rent.
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Lol,

Then we could also use it against people who are targeting the farms. "Our own agent is an exceptional gay furry, you are just bigots if you hate on us. "
 
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Crysocyan said:
I'm considering it, but remaining stealth seems like more than it's worth (eg; can't have electricity, avoid CCTV). I'll ask around and see if it's some sort of under-the-table agreement between you and management.
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I did this for a week. Place was next to a police station (so they didn't bother setting up cams), didnt have an office there, was behind a factory, and behind it was a rail yard. I pissed out back, shit and ate at the nearby gas station, showered at the gym, and parked my car by the railyard. It was August, and for $40 a month I had a locker big enough to set my bed up in and hold all my crap . I figured out how lock the door from the inside while it was cracked a little.

It was nice, but I like having a fridge and stove, and buying preprepared food every day is expensive. Better to sublet from some college students if you're in your 20s, just put a lock on your room.
 
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You can rent my basement for 40$ a week... it has lights, and outlet and there is water running everytime it rains.
 
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If you can't afford a large enough vehicle to sleep in and you happen to live in an urban area, explore abandoned subway tunnels. There are places underground where you can siphon electricity from the city's power grid and live a semi-normal life as a mole person. It's still a shitty standard of living, but not the worst way to be homeless; some people trashpick TVs and computers then set up in a secluded area near a public wifi. Also, it's easier to be homeless during the winter in places where winter never really comes. You know, places with mild winters like Florida. Drive or hitchhike someplace warmer than your hometown to avoid freezing to death.

My girlfriend and I bought a camper with plumbing and electricity in case we ever get evicted from our apartment. It's certainly not in the cards to buy a house any time soon though, because Blackrock kikes are buying up all the houses to rent out indefinitely or sell through multi-generational mortgages. Living out of a camper for an extended period of time would suck, but it's better than being fully homeless and unlike every homeowner we fully own our camper. We don't have to pay property tax to avoid having it repossessed and we can paint it whatever color we feel like. It's a decent option if you can afford it. Still plan to keep living in a real home for as long as possible though.
 
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Pandy Fackler said:
It's called getting a wall tent you nerds, a good one. And then people come up and are all "Wahh, wahh, you can't have your wall tent in the parking lot". So you keep driving out to the forest and you start staying there. Despite being pretty deserty it's still cold. Solution? You need a mass of heat. What better than a car engine? So you run the truck outside the tent, drive the cab in, shut off, drop the side down behind the cab, and let the radiant heat of the engine block keep the small area of the tent warm. But what about the area below the chassis? So you rig up another piece of canvas that unfolds from the area behind the cab, under the frame, to keep the draft out. Instant mass heater. Maybe rig up a method to recirculate heat, like those stove induction fans. then you get your fire pit outside the tent, but to move the heat inside you need some fire rock. But you ain't got not fire rock, every rock around is wet and liable to explode in heat. Or do what I did, make a big thermal mass around a fire with the high clay content, basically a big mound around the fire. Knock down a segment of tent near it. Cook it up the mass good over the afternoon. Come evening put the main fire out, keep some coals, reextend the tent over where the fire is. Between the heat of the block and the mass, it's hitting 15-20 at night but you're pretty comfy. But now you need furniture, preferably disposable. Luckily the USFS let's you cut up down logs, and there's a good slash pile. So you spend a couple days cutting notch benches, make a rudimentary bed to replace the cot, consider going from electrical conduit poles to wood poles for the tent. Try to cut a bowl with the chainsaw tip for washing yourself, fail horribly. Make a chew run into town for some cope. Grab some more coffee for the moka pot.

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Superb pasta.

Whenever I get anxiety about everything falling apart, I binge this YouTube channel:

Cheap RV Living
 
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GenericEdgelordSupreme said:
There are places underground where you can siphon electricity from the city's power grid and live a semi-normal life as a mole person.
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