What if?

[munggola planet]

what if crimes cease to exist?

 

[Betonhaus]

What if we had a Super Olympics, where doping and all physical assists were allowed?

The catch is the awards ceremony would be held at the start of the next Olympics, so if your countries doping strategy kills or injures your athlete the whole world knows about it.

 

[roblox gay nazi sex club]

What if we had a Super Olympics, where doping and all physical assists were allowed?

The catch is the awards ceremony would be held at the start of the next Olympics, so if your countries doping strategy kills or injures your athlete the whole world knows about it.

this + let cyborgs n shit in too. how far will humans go to Win and how much of them is still human by the end

 

[DeeDee Megadoodoo]

When Superman cums, does it sound like a gun going off?

 

[AnOminous]

Larry Niven once wrote an article called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" about how Superman coming in a woman would rip her to shreds.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If the SJWs got a planet to themselves and everyone else stayed on this one, I think this planet would be a better place.

(meanwhile the SJW planet would quickly devolve into a global Portland or "CHAZ")

what if crimes cease to exist?

That could mean people would get along without laws.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if you're a "Boltzmann brain" in outer space in the "Dark Era", long after the last black holes evaporated?

If you can control what you think is reality as if it were a lucid dream, that could mean that such is the case.

An easy way to tell you're not a "Boltzmann brain" in the year 10^10^50 is that if you were one, the reality you experience would work like a dream, because that's what it would be. BTW a Boltzmann brain is a brain made of quantum fluctuations or something like that which spontaneously appears in outer space. Such is so unlikely that it could take 10^10^50 years for one to appear in space.

(and by 10^10^50 years the universe could be in a state of "heat death" with a bunch of photons and leptons flying around space)

 

[Real Mayun]

I think a lot of simulation hypotheses seem to assume the simulation resembles a digital computer system. I think an organism could just as easily create said simulation.

Suppose you are, in reality, a giant evolved mantis with a head not unlike my PfP (not AI, just a happy coincidence from mirroring a moth macro).

Your species' eyes can emit light, and their faces are coated with suspiciously humanlike patterns of ciliae, both motile and sensitive to touch.

As part of a mating ritual, a lovely lady giant mantis comes up to you and locks faces with you. You're face-to-face, and the human patterns are touching. Your mate's eyes light up like a computer screen. Then, much like the classic "phantom limb" experiments and you are slowly trained and resensitized. The hormones accelerate the process, and the training can be disguised as an infancy you don't remember.

Then, you think you're a human being.

And just when you think your biggest worry is KiwiFarms,

VORE!

And if you call a fucking 5150 on me, this is a philosophical hypothesis. I don't believe it. I also think it's fun to act a bit crazy online. I am fucking done with this PC, pro-status-quo correction culture.

 

[AnOminous]

And if you call a fucking 5150 on me, this is a philosophical hypothesis. I don't believe it. I also think it's fun to act a bit crazy online. I am fucking done with this PC, pro-status-quo correction culture.

Lmao bugfucker.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

When Superman cums, does it sound like a gun going off?

Larry Niven once wrote an article called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" about how Superman coming in a woman would rip her to shreds.

Spoiler: nsfw

Taken from 2002's the Pro, by Garth Ennis. This guy is a superman standin, a dollar store superman if you will. Does that answer your question?

 

[Positron]

What if you're a "Boltzmann brain" in outer space in the "Dark Era", long after the last black holes evaporated?

Boltzmann brains last less than the time it takes you to ponder this sentence, so if you were one you wouldn't have the time to worry.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Boltzmann brains last less than the time it takes you to ponder this sentence, so if you were one you wouldn't have the time to worry.

Unless, by some very unlikely coincidence, it lasts longer than a brief moment?



(If possible that could require very deep time, like maybe a googolplex years.)

 

[Betonhaus]

What if mormon missionaries that normally go to third world countries started sending their kids to places like Portland or San Francisco to help out the impoverished? If part of the purpose of missions is to learn how the world works, doing so would be great for reinforcing faith in the church.

 

[Ouro Boros]

What if people actually realize that Islam is more of a series of cults revolving around the "prophet" Muhammad and him being "blessed" by God and spreading his lessons and demands all across his followers? We know how it ended with Nazi Germany, so we know how it might end here.

 

[AnOminous]

What if people actually realize that Islam is more of a series of cults revolving around the "prophet" Muhammad and him being "blessed" by God and spreading his lessons and demands all across his followers? We know how it ended with Nazi Germany, so we know how it might end here.

Muhammad was a faggot, he fucked goats, he was pretty much garbage, he molested children, and the fact anyone worships this piece of shit is a disgrace to the human race.

 

[Fruttasecca]

What if KF allowed celebrity gossip from the get go? This assumes that the site would have gained traction with normalfags who want to freely talk about their favorite athlete or actor, because lets be honesty, they are all lolcows.
Would it be a huge, profitable site too large for troons to bully off the net? Or would it be a normalnigger pozzed shithole?

 

[Cobson Gemson]

what if crimes cease to exist?

Troons would have a field day raping children before they get shot

 

[Cobson Gemson]

What if KF allowed celebrity gossip from the get go? This assumes that the site would have gained traction with normalfags who want to freely talk about their favorite athlete or actor, because lets be honesty, they are all lolcows.
Would it be a huge, profitable site too large for troons to bully off the net? Or would it be a normalnigger pozzed shithole?

>the site would have gained traction with normalfags
>Or would it be a normalnigger pozzed shithole?
You already fucking know the answer

 

[Dr Cruel]

I don't understand why welfare exists. What is the justification of the welfare state. To me it just seems like parasites leeching off of the productive elements of society but if it were modified (no welfare for criminals) it could become a way to pay people not to commit crime. Are there any other better justifications for the welfare state

Laundering money from taxpayer revenue is not only difficult but highly illegal. Modern managerial states have enormous amounts of money lying around and plenty of political elites to placate, including the knuckle-dragging children of same. An entitlements bureaucracy is a perfect solution. There are always plenty of needy poor, especially as the government grows in power, stealing the wealth of the public while making it impossible for them to earn an honest living. Entitlements bureaucracies are perfect places to hide jobs for Hapsburg-style offspring. A minimum of allocated funds can be applied to actual poor people - they're used to being poor after all. Allocated revenue like this can also be recycled, such as with apartment complexes owned by members of the political elite which are stuffed with Section 8 tenants living in rent-free squalor. Rents can be increased virtually without limit, making the rich owners richer while making it increasingly impossible for the working poor to pay for rent. As for the rest of the money allocated, it's pure profit - make it disappear into payroll, contractors and the lot.

TL;DR: Welfare isn't for the poor. It's for the very rich. It's how the very rich get even richer without doing any work.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I've been slowly sourcing and buying all the D&D source books I can find before they rewrite everything and pretend the shit was woke the moment Gygax wrote it down.

If this modern world somehow never ends -- technology in everyday life somehow never advances much beyond where it is now overall -- and Current Year never ends? I think millennia or even eons from now in such an endless Clown World, anything older than a certain time would be "memory holed", to BS people to think that it's always been "an endless present in which The Party is always right".

What if Current Year never ends?

Imagine that world in 3020:

Though people kept predicting the end of the world, it never ended. Climate change happened, but any effects were exaggerated. But disasters still happen on a local scale. There's still doomsday predictions too. Pretty much for every day. They all fail.

The whole world is one globalized strip mall. Everyone is fat and androgynous, and covered in tattoos. Everything is ridiculously overpriced, food is nothing but science lab chemicals, and pretty much no one lives in a house. Permanent work is ancient history.

"Woke" has become so commonplace, it's the natural way of thinking -- by 3020, the memory of Trump has eclipsed Hitler as the new Super Hitler. Having any fun has become very offensive.

Oil reserves ran dry, but fossil fuels are still used from other sources, such as shale. There's still no flying cars, and the electric car is still a novelty. Space travel is only done by little robots and satellites, and air travel is almost gone.

While technology has become ridiculously invasive and pervasive with brain-computer interfaces, the "Singularity" or an AI takeover never happened. Every single byte sent over the internet is tracked. Oh yeah, and everyone speaks English, which doesn't change much because of autocorrect. Aside from new buzzwords, which are coined ceaselessly.

And Kiwi Farms is somehow still around, laughing at it all.