Containment What If?

What do you think would happen if Chris found about Moon Over June? Would he find it arousing (or at least claim to be aroused by it in order to prove he's STRAIGHT)? Will he appreciate its misandric sentiment?
 
Wouldn't it be awesome if he had read MOJ when he was still making Sonichu comics? Seeing MOJ plagiarisms in Sonichu would have been hilarious and/or traumatizing.
 
He'd walk around all smug while he's holding his bag of Oreos, going "They're vegan! These don't count!"

A lot of junk food is surprisingly vegan. I know that some Doritos are, as are many potato chips. He'd probably fill up on junk food, although I can see him getting some stuff and ignoring that it has traces of animal products in it.

It depends. Isn't Cole supposed to be married or at least dating someone? I can see Chris trying to screw around with whomever Cole is currently bedmates with. I can see Chris waking up, seeing someone sleeping next to him, assume it's a dream and begin dry humping without really even bothering to check anything. It'd be hilarious if Cole ended up being gay and Chris was in the process of fiddling with another dude. Past that part, I see Chris freaking out and calling Barb.

I don't know what would happen to Cole in Chris's body. I assume he'd probably have hung himself with Chris's bedsheets by that point in time.

Looks to be an awful, man-hating webcomic. Chris would probably enjoy it, saying he's supportive while mentally imagining inserting himself into the comic as the one man that every female in the comic would love.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Moon_Over_June
 
....anyone else visualising the famous characters from christory as Godzilla Kaiju?

Clyde = Ghidora as he is Chris's most infamous enemey

Liquid = Mechagodzilla for obvious reasons

Alec = Biolante since asperchu was an "altered clone" of sonichu

Bluespike = Hedora as he managed to fuck chris up more than any previous troll while making himself look like an utter piece of shit at the same time

Snyder = Destroyah since he managed to bring more hurt onto Chris's ass than any other since the days of nathanial greene

Anna = Jet Jaguar as she will always leap to his defence and is probably the most pathetic of Chris's allies

Barb = Anguirus a grumpy, ugly creature who while distaining Chris, will still support him
 
I'm going to assume that if it came about, it would be something that would suddenly appear out of nowhere and that could be seen by someone other than Chris.

Initially the media would have a holiday with it, talking about how miraculous it was and interviewing everyone in the town. There would be some initial eyebrow raising over their praising of Chris, given how awful he looks and his internet presence, but it would probably initially be relatively positive. Chris would be played up as the poor autistic wonder that brought about an entirely new world, blah blah blah.

Then the pundits would come in, asking why such a prosperous city would need so many soup kitchens and homeless shelters. That would be followed by people then figuring that this means that most of the town has to live there because that's the only way that it can keep up with the town's ridiculous military defense program as well as Rosechu's credit card spending habits. Exposed to the outside world, people that existed in the town would start to realize that they didn't have to put up with such a sharp difference in living styles and classes. There would also be some pretty severe discussion about whether or not CWCville is separate from the USA or part of it. If it's part of the USA, then Chris would owe a lot of back taxes.

Total anarchy ensues. The townspeople begin to overthrow the sonichus, some of whom might even join the revolt. Buildings would be set on fire and CWCville would soon be taken over by the government. Lockdown is complete and total. Eventually the world is merged into the US proper. Rosechu and Sonichu try to survive on the outside world and end up getting a reality show. Rosechu eventually leaves Sonichu for Kanye West when they discover that their daughter has been posing for furry websites.
 
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One possibility, CWC becomes an insane godbear cult leader with all of the Pokehogs. I don't doubt he's egomaniacal to try some sort of weirdo cult thing.

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If we extend 14 Branchland Court's general condition to a major city, perhaps something like this?

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And this is what Chris would actually WANT, if he COULD. A cartoonish, strange and yet slightly normal city.

To all of the above: This would go down so badly the Viriginia National Guard would go in.
 
Meeko said:
I'm going to assume that if it came about, it would be something that would suddenly appear out of nowhere and that could be seen by someone other than Chris.

Initially the media would have a holiday with it, talking about how miraculous it was and interviewing everyone in the town. There would be some initial eyebrow raising over their praising of Chris, given how awful he looks and his internet presence, but it would probably initially be relatively positive. Chris would be played up as the poor autistic wonder that brought about an entirely new world, blah blah blah.

Then the pundits would come in, asking why such a prosperous city would need so many soup kitchens and homeless shelters. That would be followed by people then figuring that this means that most of the town has to live there because that's the only way that it can keep up with the town's ridiculous military defense program as well as Rosechu's credit card spending habits. Exposed to the outside world, people that existed in the town would start to realize that they didn't have to put up with such a sharp difference in living styles and classes. There would also be some pretty severe discussion about whether or not CWCville is separate from the USA or part of it. If it's part of the USA, then Chris would owe a lot of back taxes.

Total anarchy ensues. The townspeople begin to overthrow the sonichus, some of whom might even join the revolt. Buildings would be set on fire and CWCville would soon be taken over by the government. Lockdown is complete and total. Eventually the world is merged into the US proper. Rosechu and Sonichu try to survive on the outside world and end up getting a reality show. Rosechu eventually leaves Sonichu for Kanye West when they discover that their daughter has been posing for furry websites.
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I cannot top that, bravo.
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ORGANICALLY PRODUCED MANURE IN HEMP BRIEFS

The autism, then Chris would have no excuses and would be forced to get shit done if he wants to eat.

It is real.

Here's a pic of it.

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GrandNumberOfPounds said:
DDC has the next thing I'd improve: his intelligence, because Chris isn't an intelligent person, but if Chris doesn't have a solid work ethic intelligence will do him no good. There are plenty of geniuses out there wasting their lives in menial jobs because they lack the work ethic and discipline that should match their intellect.
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I think if Chris was very intelligent, he'd figure out a way to make a comfortable living without a tugboat AND without a 9-5 job. The most obvious way would be to market his internet infamy: a pay website with moar Sonichu content, Chris merchandise, youtube ads etc.
 
No more McDonalds, no Burger King, no unhealthy soulless fast food... imagine Chris being an excellent cook. A kitchen princess, if you will. Virginia's top chef. Someone capable of creating the most mouth-watering dishes you can ever imagine. Would this change things, for better or for worse? Chris ideal date might be cooking for his girl, and she'd be pleasantly surprised. During dinner he'd chit-chat about his cooking skills, the ingredients, and though sprinkled with a healthy dose of autism, it may actually be a relatively pleasant dinner table conversation.

So what if... Chris was an excellent cook? :heart-full:
 
No amount of 5 star cuisine is going to negate Chris's other odious personal habits.
 
Would "everything" count as one characteristic?

Still be fat and spooning with barb.
 
His skills would be wasted because the stove and oven are blocked off (and the oven is also full of old McCall's magazines that he's not allowed to touch)
 
I don't care how good it is, if his hygiene doesn't drastically improve, I'm not getting near his food.
 
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