Containment What If?

He would burn down the kitchen after forgetting that the oven is where Barb started storing extra used underwear from the thrift store.
...or he would use spoiled ingredients dating back to 2000.
 
A cooking show with master chef Chris would go down exactly like this:


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His "cookings" would be akin to this

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:briefs: :julay:

Edit: also this

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but a lot more bio-hazardous
 
If his veganism is based on some sort of moral foundation, it would be fun to try and convince him that plants have feelings, too.

Chris would be a cook of the Paula Deen tradition: slathering everything in butter and muttering about the darkies cluttering everything up.
 
I used to see this on 4chan so much, I had no idea it was a serious comic that was still running. Jesus.

I actually specifically remember one comic where a transvestite eats out one of the main characters and then she loses her mind when he whips out his dick for her to suck in return. Chris would love that one, anyway.
 
Judge Holden said:
....anyone else visualising the famous characters from christory as Godzilla Kaiju?

Clyde = Ghidora as he is Chris's most infamous enemey

Liquid = Mechagodzilla for obvious reasons

Alec = Biolante since asperchu was an "altered clone" of sonichu

Bluespike = Hedora as he managed to fuck chris up more than any previous troll while making himself look like an utter piece of shit at the same time

Snyder = Destroyah since he managed to bring more hurt onto Chris's ass than any other since the days of nathanial greene

Anna = Jet Jaguar as she will always leap to his defence and is probably the most pathetic of Chris's allies

Barb = Anguirus a grumpy, ugly creature who while distaining Chris, will still support him
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^holy shit, lol
 
It would be like North Korea. There would be alot of fake buildings and Chris would make sure to keep it isolated from the UN trolls.
 
Chris's weight is affected by how much he eats and how little he exercises. He'll still be obese, only now he'll also suffer from protein deficiency because he can't be bothered to do research.
 
Well, he'd freak out once some little shit calls him a fag over DNF, accuse the kid of being a troll, then ragequit.
 
also
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:tomgirl: :julay:
Awe, I think it's kinda adorable

pickleniggo said:
Imagine a totally healthy person getting THAT blood. That makes me cringe a little. I wonder if the lucky winner started having urges to CURSE YE HA ME HA people.
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Hey, I get the urge all the time. Cursing people is pretty damn awesome
 
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Great Unclean Chris said:
Judge Holden said:
....anyone else visualising the famous characters from christory as Godzilla Kaiju?

Clyde = Ghidora as he is Chris's most infamous enemey

Liquid = Mechagodzilla for obvious reasons

Alec = Biolante since asperchu was an "altered clone" of sonichu

Bluespike = Hedora as he managed to fuck chris up more than any previous troll while making himself look like an utter piece of shit at the same time

Snyder = Destroyah since he managed to bring more hurt onto Chris's ass than any other since the days of nathanial greene

Anna = Jet Jaguar as she will always leap to his defence and is probably the most pathetic of Chris's allies

Barb = Anguirus a grumpy, ugly creature who while distaining Chris, will still support him
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^holy shit, lol
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Thanks... but actually I may replace snyder with another monster as I have found a far more suitable candidate for Destroyah

Snyder = Gigan since he has managed to metaphorically rip teh ever loving shit out of Chris more than any other troll. Also the hooked jew nose :ween:

Destroyah, Godzilla's ultimate enemy descended from the only weapon known to kill him and only monster able to kill him again = ..... The CWCki forums.

Like destroyah the forums are a hive organism of countless smaller creatures, and can also be considered a spiritual descendent of the threads on SomethingAweful that first mocked him back in 07, but more importantly due to the fact that during our many iterations, we have been the main "trolling entity" (in chris's mind) active during his ultimate fall from grace during the period of the snyder incident and the ensuing trial, and given chris's comments he considers us largely responsible for his plight as his life withers away and decays. We may not have trolled chris in any way but in his mind we have facilitated the final destruction of all his happy delusions.
 
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