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What if Chris ended up as goth?
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He would immediately resign and put in place in his stead the rightful inheritor of that position, Lisa Simpson
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Well, he's already sung Goodbye Horses: maybe he could give us his rendition of Crawling In My Skin? And then hopefully move on to a genuine Goth classic or two, like Dominion/Mother Russia. No wait, I love that song.
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He would speedrun getting impeached since he probably has no fucking clue of the actual powers and duties of the U.S. President and would abuse them in literal minutes. Also there's the issue of being supported by literally nobody in Congress and the Senate!
Either that or he becomes a mix of Carter and Wilson by doing nothing but sit on his ass watching movies all day and having someone else do the job in his stead due to medical reasons!
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What if all the fake Sweethearts were also paid by Bob, just like Gal-Pals?
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What if Sockness didn't turn back in September 2019?
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Then Chris would've learned what 'power bottom' means. And also possibly had his throat slit.
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He'd have terrible eye sight, a thick fat hide and a massive horn protruding from his face that will make him a prime target for poachers and game hunters in sub-saharan Africa.
So he'd be the love of some voodoo warlock or witch's product at least.
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Then his breast milk is 0.2% fat, the lowest milkfat concentration of any mammal.
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What if Chris was given up for adoption?
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What if Chris became non-binary?
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So basically he keeps pretending to be something he made up?
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What if Chris got into Undertale or Deltrune?
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Then the CWCtale AU would be a thing.
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What if ( @Glaive / @Fancy Bear ) molded Chris into the ultimate Wizard?
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What if Chris(tine) was obsessed with the weather instead of Sonic?
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He would just be a less autistic version of Reed TimmerWhat if Chris(tine) was obsessed with the weather instead of Sonic?
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