Containment What If?

[A Grey Cat]

What if Chris played bayonetta? It seems right up his alley Sega ripping off dmc with a sexy waifu to add to his Haram... Possibly as a fellow "diety"

 

[Chester Rigby]

What if Christian directed a sequel of the Alien franchise?

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Following Chris' meltdown over G5, what if Barb suddenly passed days later? Surely his focus will go elsewhere?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I'd hope so, but I fear not. After all, his mother will just be merged into Barbiechu and be very happy in C-197 with Robertchu. But MLP G5 being stopped is a far more serious matter!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris' whole life has an air of sad manipulation to it

What if Chris' life is an "MKULTRA" experiment?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

What if Chris was E-famous enough to record Cameo messages for people?

 

[Wormy]

What if Chris' life is an "MKULTRA" experiment?

Eh, that'd just prove that the whole project has devolved into "science for lulz" levels of actual application.

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris was a techno remix?

 

[heathercho]

What if Chris is innocent and this is another ideaguys scheme?

 

[Ken_Penders69]

what if he hadn't fucked his mother?

 

[AnonAutismo]

Part of me wonders, considering he was hiding this for about a month, how things would've transpired if the lid was blown on his motherfucking during his trip to Everfree Northwest instead of now.

 

[D_Tractor]

"Sleeping Julay" (I had to do that)

No he would be like Shrek, and Anna would be Fiona. At the end of the first movie, she morphs into a form like Barb's, and Mary Lee Walsh is crushed to death by a mountain of . Chris and Anna, then fly off on a Sonichu dragon hybrid.

LOL Fiona got cucked by Chris' mom.

 

[John Redcorn]

What if Chris' teacher just let him put Sonic on his CD cover art project?

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

What if Chris' teacher just let him put Sonic on his CD cover art project?

Then we would've seen the original adventures of his other OC donut steal, Bionic the Hedgehog

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if Chris goes to prison and ends up pulling a Mad Thad and actually becomes a chad when out. Hell he probably lives a normal life except for making dumb videos.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

What if the crazy female(assumption, this is the internet after all) egging Chris on in the audio recording was really a PR rep for Acti-Blizz to bury the bathroom camera reveal?

 

[BigDickBandit]

What if Chris just spent some time making friendships and actually caring about something other than getting a girlfriend or having sex?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Maybe he’s trying to find the Godbear again?

What if he wants his name changed back to "Christopher", as everything seemed to go to crap in his life after his name was first changed?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris was gay and raped Bob for a month instead (back in 2011)?

 

[HEXbox Carousel]

What if Chris was gay and raped Bob for a month instead (back in 2011)?

chris was terrified of bob. never would've happened.