Containment What If?

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Chris ended up as goth?

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

What if Chris became president?

He would immediately resign and put in place in his stead the rightful inheritor of that position, Lisa Simpson

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

What if Chris ended up as goth?

Well, he's already sung Goodbye Horses: maybe he could give us his rendition of Crawling In My Skin? And then hopefully move on to a genuine Goth classic or two, like Dominion/Mother Russia. No wait, I love that song.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

What if Chris became president?

He would speedrun getting impeached since he probably has no fucking clue of the actual powers and duties of the U.S. President and would abuse them in literal minutes. Also there's the issue of being supported by literally nobody in Congress and the Senate!

Either that or he becomes a mix of Carter and Wilson by doing nothing but sit on his ass watching movies all day and having someone else do the job in his stead due to medical reasons!

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if all the fake Sweethearts were also paid by Bob, just like Gal-Pals?

 

[Black Yoshi]

What if Sockness didn't turn back in September 2019?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Then Chris would've learned what 'power bottom' means. And also possibly had his throat slit.

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris is a rhino?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

What if Chris is a rhino?

He'd have terrible eye sight, a thick fat hide and a massive horn protruding from his face that will make him a prime target for poachers and game hunters in sub-saharan Africa.

So he'd be the love of some voodoo warlock or witch's product at least.

 

[Un Platano]

What if Chris is a rhino?

Then his breast milk is 0.2% fat, the lowest milkfat concentration of any mammal.

 

[AmazingEagle]

What if Chris was given up for adoption?

 

[SaintChristopher69]

What if Chris became non-binary?

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris became non-binary?

So basically he keeps pretending to be something he made up?

 

[A Grey Cat]

What if Chris got into Undertale or Deltrune?

 

[asparaghost]

What if Chris got into Undertale or Deltrune?

Then the CWCtale AU would be a thing.

 

[C0d3]

What if ( @Glaive / @Fancy Bear ) molded Chris into the ultimate Wizard?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris peels?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) was obsessed with the weather instead of Sonic?

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[GuntN7]

What if Null challenged Chris to a weight loss contest now that Ethan Ralph backed out.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

What if Chris(tine) was obsessed with the weather instead of Sonic?

The Mission Project helps young adults with developmental disabilities have independent lives

There are 32 young adults with developmental or cognitive disabilities who are a part of the program.

www.kmbc.com

He would just be a less autistic version of Reed Timmer