Containment What If?

Part of it will go to Barb, as always, but I imagine that he'd probably go do the usual: vidya and fast food.
 
Very Honest Content said:
:tugboat: is on its way as a new month has begun, last month there was a lego spurge of content on Facebook at the start of the calender. So what should he spend his tugboat on this month and what will he spend it on most likely do you think?

I say that he should spend it on a haircut, some clothes that Carlos Chantor would approve of, hiring a maid to help clean out at least a room in the house, and a ticket to the UVA/Oregon game this weekend to chase some precious china (but that will be a loud game so maybe the VMI game on the 21st would be quieter and better for him to pursue binge drinking coeds at plus tickets will be much less expensive).

What he will spend it on is a down-payment for a PS4 for release date acquiring.

Thoughts?
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I honestly do not believe a maid will be enough to clean up any of the rooms in the shit heap that is 14 Branchland Court, let alone make the place remotely livable:
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That being said, the Carlos Chantor look might actually work out for him, it's at least worth a shot.

I'm really surprised at how comparatively normal he looks as Carlos. Of course, any money spent grooming or on new clothes would cut into his video game fund or delay any future rendezvous with hookers. Wow, I actually miss Classic Chris. *SIGH*
 
I'd give him a Ziploc (TM) baggie and allow him to select whatever color hair clippings he wants from my floor to make a hair-growing amulet.
 
Okay lets say that Chris retroactively got his wish and Manchester High School had actually put a mandatory "Dating Education" class into the curriculum (let's suspend all of the obvious reasons why that would never happen, and just assume that it did happen.)

Chris obviously seems to think that this would have solved some of his major problems. I don't think so at all. As has been pointed out by many people, Chris is immune to advice, so why would a dating class have helped him in the slightest? I personally think he'd have misconstrued, or flat-out rejected/ignored virtually all of the information in the class and done whatever the fuck he wanted anyway. (such as "Most girls don't like guys who dress like toddlers and immerse themselves in childish lifestyles.")

How would "dating class" have gone for Chris? I'm pretty sure i know, but i'd like to hear other people's thoughts.
 
Who knows, it might have worked out. Chris was quite a bit more impressionable in high school.
 
Snyder would have been FUCKED if he had one back in 2011.

JarlaxleBaenre said:
He'd bribe Compy for our IPs, then track us down. AUGH YEAH
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Then in that case, you should thank jcrowley for flooding the IP list with hundreds of fake proxies. Chris would be going all the way to China to try to track us down.
 
I'd give him a mullet/mohawk combo with the words "blowjob queen" shaved into the side.
 
somejerk said:
Okay lets say that Chris retroactively got his wish and Manchester High School had actually put a mandatory "Dating Education" class into the curriculum (let's suspend all of the obvious reasons why that would never happen, and just assume that it did happen.)

Chris obviously seems to think that this would have solved some of his major problems. I don't think so at all. As has been pointed out by many people, Chris is immune to advice, so why would a dating class have helped him in the slightest? I personally think he'd have misconstrued, or flat-out rejected/ignored virtually all of the information in the class and done whatever the fuck he wanted anyway. (such as "Most girls don't like guys who dress like toddlers and immerse themselves in childish lifestyles.")

How would "dating class" have gone for Chris? I'm pretty sure i know, but i'd like to hear other people's thoughts.
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Date ed could have worked for just a bit in SpEd. If it was mandatory for everyone the level would have been too high for OPL, so instead of complaining about how date ed doesn't exist he'd complain about how it didn't work for him because it was designed for NORP's instead of TRUE AND HONEST High-Functioning Autistics.

So not much would have changed.
 
He would probably be way more incompetent than he already is.

He would move out of his parents house and get a job.
 
I usually avoiding asking questions of what if Chris was born with severe conditions; especially the ones that can lead to premature death. I don't wish horrible things happen to Chris oh no. But for those who don't know what Prader Willi Syndrome is, its a rare condition where the person inflicted by it has lower intelligence and food addiction making them more prone to obesity. If Chris had that condition, my theory would be that his coddling parents would feed him into morbid obesity. Not to mention if you think his current entitlement issues and tantrums were bad, he's be 10 times worse if not more. So what do you guys think would happen if Chris was born with such a condition? I know his coddling parents are just going to keep feeding him into morbid obesity but that's just my theory.
 
RogerRabbit1988 said:
He would move out of his parents house and get a job.
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Now don't get to crazy here. Chris liking ducks isn't what's keeping him down.
 
Well, I'm thinking that there won't be a last straw, unless Chris or Barb do something to THAT GODDAMNED JEW SNYDER again. I don't think they will though, because Chris is too much of a coward to go back to jail. Barb isn't though, she's just too fucking lazy, but if you push her...... she goes mad.

You mean he already DOESN'T?


All sarcasm aside, he would eat Bob and Snorlax out of house and home, and he would become so fat that even the trolls would wanna help him.
 
exball said:
RogerRabbit1988 said:
He would move out of his parents house and get a job.
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Now don't get to crazy here. Chris liking ducks isn't what's keeping him down.
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I know, but he'd be encouraged to find out that chicks don't like men who live with their parents and get paid by a company.

He should spend it on clothes that make sense, food that doesn't cause another death in the family and a gift to his mom for putting up with his crap for so long.


But we know he's just gonna spend it on vidya, porn and sex toys.
 
RogerRabbit1988 said:
exball said:
RogerRabbit1988 said:
He would move out of his parents house and get a job.
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Now don't get to crazy here. Chris liking ducks isn't what's keeping him down.
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I know, but he'd be encouraged to find out that chicks don't like men who live with their parents and get paid by a company.
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Neither do men.
 
Chris would probably be the same, minus the tomgirl thing.

The answer is clear. Chris is currently the only one getting any money in the House of Chandler, so they would be evicted and would have to live in his car.

I have often thought of this question........ and the answer follows.


It would become a DMZ* quickly.


*Demilitarized Zone
 
Either there has already been one, or her last straw moment involves her actually killing herself (although I doubt the medicine cabinet contains anything remotely interesting).

In the event that she is still able to drive she might just drive herself off a cliff (maybe even with OPL)
 
I'd make the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon and other members of the CWC regime participate in events similar to the gladiatorial games for the amusement of the city's citizens and tourists.
 
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