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She'd do what many older FB users do; inappropriately 'like' statuses, reply to sponsored posts completely confused as to what's going on, comment on posts their friends are tagged in as if they were posts made by that friend, and repost alarmist bullshit that has no basis in reality whatsoever.
 
somejerk said:
She'd do what many older FB users do; inappropriately 'like' statuses, reply to sponsored posts completely confused as to what's going on, comment on posts their friends are tagged in as if they were posts made by that friend, and repost alarmist bullshit that has no basis in reality whatsoever.
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So it'd be my Dad's Facebook. THEIR COMING TO GET ARE GUNS

But yeah, I could see Barb using Facebook to pester Christian even worse. Chris would be standing outside of Wal-Mart, yelling at the asset protection manager who just banned him, when his phone would chime and his Facebook would update: CHRISTCHUN GET YER MUDDER MORE BAND-AIDS FOR HER BUTTOCKS.
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

Chris would blow his lottery winnings on vidya and fast food, Barb would also take some to get more junk for her hoard unless she actually tries to keep control of Chris' winnings.

If Chris were to send me a genuine friend request on facebook but I would only watch and see what happens. I would share some screen-caps while making sure my identity is totally obscured so that way I do not get pestered by epic ween kids who shout "JULAAY".
 
Accept it, call him out on bad behavior after he posts something, fight with Anna and end up unfriended.

Weegi,

Digimon Tamers, the third season, is the base breaker. It was a SHIT-TON darker and took place in an alternate universe to the first season. Some people were put off by this. Afterwards, Disney bought it off of Saban, along with Power Rangers, and aired it on a different station. After that, Digimon went on a 4-year hiatus in Japan.

Chris would latch onto the fourth season as a way to create Chris.-Chan Sonicmon.

I preferred Digimon to Pokemon. It had a story, cooler looking mons and I loved the companion stuff with the talking mons. I'm thinking of watching the new season that just started, but I'm not sure if I want to go dub or sub...screw it. New season is 3 seasons long. Going to one before that.
 
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The Dude said:
Chalk me up as someone who believes he'd just keep on keepin' on like he still had it.
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Lots of people do that. Lots of people get away with it too. My license isn't suspended, but if it were and i were still driving on it, probably nothing would happen for a very long time (if ever). I can't remember the last time i got pulled over. it's been years and years.

Now Chris... Chris can not drive or stay out of trouble for shit. So he'd probably get busted within 6 months, easy.
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I've been driving for about 8 years and I have only ever once been pulled over. That was only because a cop did a random license plate check and saw the car was registered to a male and I was a female driver. I think Chris could pretty easily keep driving without a license as long as he didn't get into any accidents and didn't break any laws by speeding, the registration lapsing, driving with a broken tail light/head light or whatever. A lot of people do it in the US.
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

Chris buys a mall and bard fills it with good will crap creating a mega hoard.
 
Chris & Barb would starve. I assume due to Barb's rotting butt syndrome, she can't drive anymore?
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

Let's amp it up a notch. How would Chris's Facebook friends react (Anna, etc.) to Chris winning the lottery? Would they be congratulatory and have goodwill towards Chris, or would they become parasitic to him and mooch him of his newfound wealth?
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

God would be a cruel bastard if Chris won the lottery

Actually he wouldn't be because Chris would likely just squander it immediately.
 
Would Barb even know how to use a computer, let alone the Internet? I know she used to be a secretarial worker, but that was years ago and computers have advanced significantly since then.
 
Mourning Dove said:
Would Barb even know how to use a computer, let alone the Internet? I know she used to be a secretarial worker, but that was years ago and computers have advanced significantly since then.
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Strangely enough, it seems that interface complexity is becoming inversely proportional to the complexity of the underlying system. In 50 years we'll probably have computers that are capable of shattering reality that employ a user interface consisting of nothing more than :) and :( buttons.

(I can't be the only person who thinks that the Windows 8 GUI looks like a fucking fast-food cash register menu. I just can't)
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
Digimon Tamers, the third season, is the base breaker. It was a SHIT-TON darker and took place in an alternate universe to the first season. Some people were put off by this. Afterwards, Disney bought it off of Saban, along with Power Rangers, and aired it on a different station. After that, Digimon went on a 4-year hiatus in Japan.
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I don't know if it was that big of a base breaker. Everyone I know vastly preferred Tamers to the second season. Which was a lot of villain of the week rehash nonsense that went on for way too long. By contrast Tamers had a really well written story that had arcs and stuff.

Then again I dunno how spergy the digimon fanbase is, so they might be put off by the Rule 34 that series inspired.

Speaking of Power Rangers that's another series Chris likes.

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A Sonichu Power Rangers series would be amusing.

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(I can't be the only person who thinks that the Windows 8 GUI looks like a fucking fast-food cash register menu. I just can't)
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I worked at a gas station for 6 months and yeah. It kind of does. Just a lot cleaner.

Certainly not enough to get me to move away from 7.
 
Re: What if Chris was a real honest to GodBear police office

Well, he would be corrupted. Take bribes, shoot first and ask questions later.


But the thought of Chris with a gun scares me.

Good question. Since Barb rarely does anything, I dunno if she would get a computer, make an account and use it all the time.
 
Expect unfunny kids trying to call 911 just for :julay:.

Her Facebook wall will be empty and probably private as Barb won't use it much.
 
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Kamen Rider Black said:
Weegi,

Digimon Tamers, the third season, is the base breaker. It was a SHIT-TON darker and took place in an alternate universe to the first season. Some people were put off by this. Afterwards, Disney bought it off of Saban, along with Power Rangers, and aired it on a different station. After that, Digimon went on a 4-year hiatus in Japan.

Chris would latch onto the fourth season as a way to create Chris.-Chan Sonicmon.

I preferred Digimon to Pokemon. It had a story, cooler looking mons and I loved the companion stuff with the talking mons. I'm thinking of watching the new season that just started, but I'm not sure if I want to go dub or sub...screw it. New season is 3 seasons long. Going to one before that.
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I I haven't watched Tamers yet, and I was only considering Adventure because it aired around the same time as Pokemon and the creation of Sonichu (1999-2000) but we should take that into account. I wonder how Chris would react to such a change. (And Pokémon has a much worse show than Digimon and everyone needs to accept this)
 
IIRC it was mentioned somewhere that the Chandlers tried to sell 14BC in the 1990s to live somewhere else (supposedly somewhere in the Richmond, VA area due to Chris's high school).

What would have happened then?

(Remember, the hoard barely even started back then, and the house was obviously in a better state at that point)
 
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