Containment What If?

Now I have a mental image of him sitting somewhere in the shade on the beach, with sunglasses on and a sassy pink tomgirl swimsuit, playing his whatever-portable-vidya-is-currently-hot, resembling for all purposes a crossdressing walrus and hoping that some of the cute boyfriend-free bikini girls will chat him up. Spoiler: They don't.
 
What would be his theme?

How would he plan out his evil plans?

What would be his costume?

How would he dress his henchmen?

How would we act around other villians like Joker, Two-face, and Poison Ivy?

How long would it for Batman to beat the shit out of him?
 
What would be his theme?
Theme song? Or what he's after? I don't know

How would he plan out his evil plans?
Draw what he will do.

What would be his costume?
He'd have many disguises like Fred Flintstone, Homer, etc.

How would he dress his henchmen?
Sonichu Colors

How would we act around other villians like Joker, Two-face, and Poison Ivy?
Joker-He'd call him a Troll for pranking him
Two-Face- I don't know
Poison IVY- *sigh*
Croc- I don't know
Freeze- I don't know, he'd probably ask him for some ice for his Long Island ice tea.
Penguin- Probably harass him because he smokes.

How long would it for Batman to beat the shit out of him?
If I was Batman I'd probably feel like he doesn't need to go to Arkham and just send him to jail. Cause if I sent him to Arkham he'd probably crash into slumber and I won't be able to foil his plans again.
 
Chris would literally be the only person incapable of escaping from Arkham.
 
Pikimon said:
What would be his costume?
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What would be his theme?
A Sonichu version of the Pokemon intro

How would he plan out his evil plans?
With crayola

What would be his costume?
Either a Sonichu costume or the regular god awful shirt + medaillon combo

How would he dress his henchmen?
Electronic hedgehog pokemon

How would we act around other villians like Joker, Two-face, and Poison Ivy?
Even they'd troll the fuck out of him

How long would it for Batman to beat the shit out of him?
Batman would call the police since CWC's evil plan is a waste of time for him to foil

his evil plan would be to rape a boyfriend-free girl.
 
He would wear a one-piece swimsuit designed for fat women. (Maybe one of Barb's) But he wouldn't last long, being around so many bare chested men, soon the voice in his head that says "Christian is gay" would come back and he would have to escape.

What would be his theme?
Autism. Chris thinks his autism gives him special abilities.

How would he plan out his evil plans?
He would just go out and blatantly commit crimes, but if anyone tried to interfere, he would use his autism as an excuse to get away with it. But all his crimes would be petty crap, like vandalism, loitering, trespassing, maybe robbing a video game store.

What would be his costume?
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How would he dress his henchmen?
He probably wouldn't be able to get any, since they would need to be female, 18-current age, not black, b-cup minimum,-

How would we act around other villians like Joker, Two-face, and Poison Ivy?
All those male villains are JERKS and he wouldn't want to talk to him. The female villains would generally avoid him, but occasionally trick him into doing stuff to their advantage, like getting him to go rob the Game Stop to distract Batman while they are quietly breaking into a bank vault or kidnapping a scientist or something.

How long would it for Batman to beat the shit out of him?
Ah, well it's not that simple. First Chris would play the autism card. If that failed, he would shit himself so Batman couldn't touch him without risk of getting it on himself.
 
What would be his theme?

For a villain theme I think of Chris as being a far more incompetent Riddler (he matches Riddler in narcissism though :lol: )

How would he plan out his evil plans?

Announce them over FB, leading to an easy arrest

What would be his costume?

His classic look, clownshirt/medallion combo

How would he dress his henchmen?

His mooks would be dressed as Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon and ponies

How would we act around other villians like Joker, Two-face, and Poison Ivy?

Joker would troll him, Two-Face would just shoot him, He will try hitting on Ivy, only to be choked to death by one of her plants

How long would it for Batman to beat the shit out of him?

No very long

Still a better villain than Mr Freeze in "Batman & Robin"
 
Accept it, I guess. If something weird happens, I'd probably just let it go unless it was something above and beyond.
 
TastyWB 2.0 said:
What would be his theme?

For a villain theme I think of Chris as being a far more incompetent Riddler (he matches Riddler in narcissism though :lol: )

How would he plan out his evil plans?

Announce them over FB, leading to an easy arrest

What would be his costume?

His classic look, clownshirt/medallion combo

How would he dress his henchmen?

His mooks would be dressed as Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon and ponies

How would we act around other villians like Joker, Two-face, and Poison Ivy?

Joker would troll him, Two-Face would just shoot him, He will try hitting on Ivy, only to be choked to death by one of her plants

How long would it for Batman to beat the shit out of him?

No very long

Still a better villain than Mr Freeze in "Batman & Robin"
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B-b-but Mr. Freeze is One gi-gan-tic mother fucker. :(
 
Chris could run amok in Gotham for decades and neither Batman nor any of the major villains would even know he existed. Gotham PD would have a humorous file on him, but they'd be more than equipped to handle Chris's monkeyshines on their own. (probably giving Chris's file to rookie detectives as a hazing/rite of passage type thing.)
 
What if deew was fully legalized and Coffeeshops opened in C

Say the US decided to completely legalize deew everywhere and Amsterdam-style coffeeshops opened in all US cities, among them Charlottesville.

Would CWC change his stance on drugs? Would he choose the coffeeshops as a new hangout? (In Amsterdam the coffeeshops are usually staffed by very pretty foreign girls!) Would he sit in a corner, munching spacecake and/or smoking a joint, playing vidya while baked and hoping to attract bff stoner girls?

What would he do that would get him banned? (You know he manages to get banned from everywhere)

Please to do not confuse this with "what if CWC smoked marihuana", the question is not so much how the drug would affect him but how he would react to the presence of deew coffeeshops, whether he'd go there and if so, what he'd do.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
Say the US decided to completely legalize deew everywhere and Amsterdam-style coffeeshops opened in all US cities, among them Charlottesville.

Would CWC change his stance on drugs? Would he choose the coffeeshops as a new hangout? (In Amsterdam the coffeeshops are usually staffed by very pretty foreign girls!) Would he sit in a corner, munching spacecake and/or smoking a joint, playing vidya while baked and hoping to attract bff stoner girls?

What would he do that would get him banned? (You know he manages to get banned from everywhere)

Please to do not confuse this with "what if CWC smoked marihuana", the question is not so much how the drug would affect him but how he would react to the presence of deew coffeeshops, whether he'd go there and if so, what he'd do.
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Considering tobaccy is legal and he rages about it, I think not.
 
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Kamen Rider Black said:
Considering tobaccy is legal and he rages about it, I think not.
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He raged about alcohol, too, until he tried it.
 
Saney said:
Chris would literally be the only person incapable of escaping from Arkham.
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Batman probably wouldn't even bother putting in Arkham, just send him to his mothers house with a PS3
 
Re: What if deew was fully legalized and Coffeeshops opened

MetroidJunkie said:
Kamen Rider Black said:
Considering tobaccy is legal and he rages about it, I think not.
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He raged about alcohol, too, until he tried it.
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Except that tobacky is kind of disgusting (let's just say I'd rather have smokers walk 15 miles to the smoking zone than have them do it in my house), while alcohol is comparatively fine.

My theory is that the smell of tobacky overstimulates OPL, causing a meltdown.
Remember September 7?
And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God!
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Maybe the jerkop gave him a hard time because the tobacco smell made him tardrage.
 
Re: What if deew was fully legalized and Coffeeshops opened

I personally can't stand the smell of pot smoke, it smells like skunk with bacon grease to me.
 
Probably wearing a swimsuit that shows the words "Want Women".

He wouldn't even try his evil plan because of the stress of preparing it.

But if he actually does, it will involve trying to make him the only male on the planet.
 
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