Containment What If?

Um, yeah, y-you Trolls and Clyde Cash keep - better, better stop *removes glasses* with the damn things like th-the - this. You damn Sons of bitches. And don't even THINK that I will meet you - k-keep at my own HOUSE and near my Family. Ugh! Stupid damn Idiots. Just remember that I - I will see the...your Fates struck down. *makes claw gesture*

Have a Safe day.
 
"We must make slanderous mockeries of Chris."

"No, CWCki Forums. You are the Chris."

And then CWCki Forums was a zombie.
 
I am Christian Weston Chandler, the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the City of CWCville (ignore all Google results). All the other people on the Forum are DANG IMPOSTORS!!!!!!

What if after Benedikt XVI. resigning, by some bizarre stroke of fate Chris'tard was placed on the Holy See?

Would he change catholic theology into some GodBearJesusSonichu crap? Would he renounce celibate in order to score with all these catholic boyfriend-free girls who travel to Rome to see the Holy Father and go all ecstatic over it?

The only thing he wouldn't have to change is his stance on da homos, methinks!
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
This thread may be like the ending to Spartacus, only with :briefs:

Which one of you is CWC?

I am CWC! No, I am CWC! No, I am CWC! Don't listen to him! I am CWC!
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I am SpartaChris.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
I am Christian Weston Chandler, the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the City of CWCville (ignore all Google results). All the other people on the Forum are DANG IMPOSTORS!!!!!!
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NO, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the City of CWCville (ignore all Google results). All the other people on the Forum are DANG IMPOSTORS!!!!!!
 
spaps said:
DykesDykesChina said:
I am Christian Weston Chandler, the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the City of CWCville (ignore all Google results). All the other people on the Forum are DANG IMPOSTORS!!!!!!
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NO, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the City of CWCville (ignore all Google results). All the other people on the Forum are DANG IMPOSTORS!!!!!!
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You're both dang, dirty troll impostors! I am Christian Weston Chandler, the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the City of CWCville (ignore all Google results). All the other people on the Forum are DANG IMPOSTORS!!!!!!
 
Thinking only about the idea of "servant" as a sex slave, he'd summon the first (and probably only) female historical figure that would come to mind: Anne Boleyn. He'd still try to have sex with her even though he's convinced she's his ancestor and despite being a 16th century noblewoman, she would probably kick his ass.
 
Picklemonster said:
Thinking only about the idea of "servant" as a sex slave, he'd summon the first (and probably only) female historical figure that would come to mind: Anne Boleyn. He'd still try to have sex with her even though he's convinced she's his ancestor and despite being a 16th century noblewoman, she would probably kick his ass.
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This I would pay to see. Not to be A-loggy again though. Not that I want to see her kick his ass, but rather what would happen besides that point.
 
Ya'll are nothing but dang dirty Trolls and Imposters! For I am the one and only Christian Weston Chandler!
Here is photo evidence:
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I AM CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, CREATOR OF STRATOCHU, THE ELECTRIC KEVIN SPENCER POKEMON. IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS

I JUST GOT A SWEETHEART FROM THE GROUND UP, TAKE THAT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FAT HAIRY JEW ASS, SNYDER!
 
Kosher Dill said:
He'd dress up in 80s aerobics gear, possibly formerly Barb's - spandex, leg warmers, headband, etc - and turn on the TV to find the aerobics show, just like sitcom characters are always doing. Not being able to find one, he would summarily crash back into slumber.
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he could wear barb's tracksuit from the 90's
 
I think he's sorta doing this already. He eats apple dippers instead of fries at McDonalds, though they're still processed and not as good as fresh fruit. And he'll sometimes eat a salad from McDonalds but as most of us know, the salads can be as unhealthy as a hamburger.

Or he'll do "exercise" like walking 20 feet or something like that and calling that his daily "workout."
 
I've been Talking to the FBI and I Will have all of You ARRESTED!
 
I doubt it. He seems the type to buy one of those "breakthrough" weight loss pills that they advertise on television, then forget about them after a day or two.
 
If he was able to burn more calories than he took in a day,he'd be on the right path.

Knowing him,that's just not going to happen.
 
why isn't anyone on a chris/"being john malkovich" photoshop yet?
 
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